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When; genderswitch day, midway.
Rating; crack
Characters; open
Summary; Well, Yzak and Garma were born on space colonies, have a distinct aversion to earth-born humans/all humans, and today.. well.. they decided to get together and be Bitches

Excuse my language. That's gundamspeak for colonydrop time.
(But lacking colonies, we're just throwing random shit off the roof of Building 1)

ZALA's LISTThe following people will not be targeted: Cagalli Evelynne Eiko Lacus Nicol Rabi Rinali Sunny All other persons of space-born descent (or claim to be =P)

Format: open, informal log. Action-heavy replies ala CFUD style is ok. Good luck staying safe? (We throw like girls though D:)

Log;

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[watching from the side for severe casualities]

Mrs Jule, please don't announce where you're from.

S-STOP FUCKING CALLING BY MY MOTHER'S NAME!!!

I CAN'T TALK TO YOU OTHERWISE!

I think Little Ysa is a fitting name.

*grabs an empty suitcase and holds it up for defense and/or chucking.*

MY NAME IS YZAK JULE! YOU'D BETTER SAY IT! I'LL KILL YOU!

*starts throwing various household items in Athrun's general direction*

YOU! STOP CALLING ME THAT!

But it's so fitting!

No it isn't!

Fine, just Ysa.

*scouts a group of teens loitering in front of building* Punks! *aaaaaaaand lets go of the suitcase over their heads :D*

Yzak.

*Watches, looking vaguely amused - though still preoccupied with the thoughts of killing Athrun. He blinks as the victims were hit*

... Not bad.

Very well then, Yzak. *picks up a pair of heavy boots and hands you the left. The boot looks aerodynamic, doesn't it?*

Hm... I can definately do better than carpet bombing... *scouting for proper targets for a good precision hit*

*Takes the boot, giving it a once-over* Hm. Should be..

*Launches said boot, sending it flipping at fullspeed towards an unsuspecting victim's head*

[ducks]

YZAK JULE DOES NOT HAVE A CHEST.

YOU WILL CALL ME BY MY NAME AND SHOW YOUR RESPECT, ZALA! DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE!!

Oh. Lacus. How good of you to join us. *hairtwirl*

*looks boy!lacus over*

Oh..? That's one way to get through sudden pregnancy.

Fufufu...Not bad yourself...! How about a moving target? Are any of those vulgar, rollerblading brats out?

*hairtwirl while scanning crowds below*

What? We, I---

--I know I am. Yzak is alright if you like ~~loli~~ smaller portions.

That would make things more interesting... *blinks, smirking*

I'M SHOWING YOU RESPECT BY DENYING THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A GIRL!

... either you're now male and you've asked for Zabi and Yzak to make out, or I have indeed gone insane.

CALLING ME BY MY MOTHER'S NAME, HOWEVER, IS CROSSING THE DAMN LINE!

YOU.

SHUT UP.

Why wait? I encourage you to do what you want. Liberate your self as well!

Just don't touch me, I'm hands off. *guards*

snkjsnajjfnkjdnbfjdg !!!!!!!!

.... 'hottie'?

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