Log; complete

[lisped.livejournal.com]

When; today, afternoon~
Rating; PG
Characters; Nell Tu lisped and Kon konned
Summary; Nell and Kon get to know each other.
Log;

Kon turned in a circle. This was not supposed to freakin' happen!!! Dropping into a practiced pose, one stuffed paw coming up to his chin, "That bastard.... He shoulda told me he'd changed his bedroom window into a goddamn transporter. How could he leave me out like this??"

Being angry at Ichigo, as satisfying as it was, didn't help solve anything. Like how there was still a freakin carousel and no road back to Karakura-- not that he would recognize it anyhow-- but still!!

Kon carefully weighed his options. There were two. One was to fume more- it was deliciously good for morale. The other was to give in to complete, utter and unrelenting reality which told him he was definitively lost and that he should be screaming for help.

Okay, that did it. "IIIIIIICHIGOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" A small sniffle, and then whimpered, "This so unfair!"

Curiously, Nell watched the small stuffed animal screaming for her favourite person. Having more or less been kicked out of Ichigo's - partially at her own decision - and not wanting to bother Momo while she was catching up on sleep, she'd headed out to see if the Chocobo was around, or if she'd run into Izuru or Renji. Her next favourite people. At the sound of sobbing from the stuffed lion, the small arrancar finally settled on approaching the thing, poking it in the back of the head none too gently. "Hey! What do you want with Ithigo?" she demanded, glaring slightly.

"WAAAAAUUUGGGGHHH!!!!!" Completely taken by surprise and knocked flat on his face, Kon jumped up and pointed an accusatory felt claw at the arrancar. "WHAT THE HELL'D YOU DO THAT FOR??? You can't just come up behind people and just push them over! That's CRUELTY TO STUFFED ANIMALS!!! I'll have the...the....I"LL HAVE ICHIGO ON YOU. THEN SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT." With a final wrathful squeak, Kon put both paws where his waist might be if he had one, and stood defiantly.

Nell simply flailed in response, shouting back, "ITHIGO WOULDN'T HURT NELL THTUPID! ITHIGO LIKETH NELL!" Pouting, she stared at the stuffed animal for a bit longer before finally decided to repeat her original question, "What do you want with Ithigo anyway?"

"It's Ichigo's freakin' fault I'm here!!!! He should have TOLD me he changed his window into a teleporter thing! That bastard....." The last part being muttered, he looked back up.

"....How do you know Ichigo anyhow? ....Wait." Okay, time to think about this one. She knew Ichigo. That meant.... Right. Cogs having turned, he made his best angry face and demanded imperiously "Where is that bastard? I need to beat the SHIT out of him!!!"

The small arrancar paused, halfway ready to retort before smacking the stuffed lion across the face. "Nell won't let you hurt Ithigo! Even if he'th being mean and thpending more time with that thtupid thinigami than Nell, Nell thtill won't let you!" Having reminded herself - damnit, that was a stupid thing - of Ichigo's somewhat betrayal, she started sniffling herself, tears quickly pooling in her eyes. "Nell-" she hiccupped, "Nell ith going to tell Momo about you!"

"HEY!! WHAT'D I TELL YOU ABOUT HITTING PE- ....uh, what?" The arrancar's sudden switch from violence to tears was disconcerting. Nevermind that he did it himself all the time.

"...Who's Momo?"

"Momo ith Momo, thtupid! The'th a thinigami vithe thaptain!" She huffed, pouted, and crossed her arms stubbornly, tears still threatening to spill if Kon said the wrong thing. "Nell thtayth with her when Nell ithn't with Ithigo."

"Shinigami?? Y'mean there are lots of em here? Like, not just Ichigo?" Turning to one side thoughtfully, he brought up a paw to his chin again. "I wonder.... Nee-san, Inoue-san...." Kon trailed off in thought, mind filled with delicious squish-squish and bounce-bounce and images of being brought tenderly to the Valley of the Gods and held~~~ and his face took on a rather deliriously happy expression.

"Orihime ith here..." The small arrancar frowned at his expression, huffed again and span around to march away. "Whatever! Nell wath looking for Ithuru! Nell'th going to do that now."

The idea of being left behind again by someone who knew where Ichigo was? Unbearable.

Running up to the arrancar, Kon latched onto her hand, and hung there, pathetically and tearfully. "Don't leave!!!! You have to show me where Ichigo is!!!! I won't beat him up, honest!"

She shook the stuffed toy off roughly, glaring at him as if he'd just infected her with - ew - something akin to Cirucci cooties. "Thtupid! Nell doethn't even know you! Nell doethn't care what you want, Nell wantth to find Ithuru tho that'th what Nell ith doing! And then Nell ith going to go thee Momo and thtay with her bethauthe at leatht the'th never told Nell to get out of the bed!" Another pout for good measure, pointing fiercly at the lion as she shouted, and Nell turned again to stalk off, muttering darkly about stupid lions that were trying to steal Ichigo away just like stupid shinigami.

This was really too much for the poor mod-soul. He was stuck in this silly stuffed-animal body, in a place with a carousel, being insulted by a short arrancar, and treated as though he were just any talking stuffed animal...

Tears welled up in the eyes of the stuffed animal, who still lay where he'd been shaken off. "B-b-but..." he managed to stutter out, before flopping onto his front and mumbling into the ground. "Nee-san and Inoue-san would never treat me so cruelly... How can one so small be so heartless?"

Nell turned to him, a little confused as to how he could ask such a thing. As if it were the most obvious thing in the world, she shot back, "Bethauthe Nell ith an arrancar. Nell doethn't have a heart, thtupid." Deciding to give the stuffed toy something of a chance she stalked back over, looming over him menacingly - or at least, it would have been, if she weren't small and childlike. "Why do you know Ithigo?"

Kon stared at her. Well that was odd. But. To more pressing matters. Like the question at hand. "How do I know Ichigo!?! Ichigo and I are partners!! Before he went and got that freakin badge. Anytime he wanted to become a shinigami, that's where I came in~!! I was a necessary part of his life~!! He never appreciated me as much as I deserved, but!" At this point Kon had stood back up, paws akimbo. "I stuck by him. A true friend!! Like no other~"

She paused, frowned, examined him, and tugged on one ear none too gently. "Then how come Nell'th never heard of you before?"

"OWowowow!!" He looked up pathetically. "Don't pull on my ear! It hurts!!"

"I dunno why Ichigo hasn't been telling any stories about me! He should have! That bastard. Always thinking everything's about him."

"Ithigo'th not a bathtard!" She pouted again, but this time grabbed his hand, yanking him along behind her. "Nell'th going to athk Momo if you're telling the truth."

"Yaaaaah!!!" Getting dragged along behind the arrancar hadn't quite been what he'd had in mind, but it was better than being left behind.

"Why" he managed to get out in between bounces and trying to get his footing "wouldn't I be telling the truth? I'm hurt!!!"

"Bethauthe Nell'th never heard of you!" Like it was the most obvious thing in the world. But asking Momo came first, and then she would decide if taking him to see Ichigo was the right thing to do or not.

...She really hoped she didn't have to. Bad enough she already had a shinigami and that Orihime girl to share him with.