"Nope," Charlie said, mostly certain. This place had been known to make her do awful things. Like that curse the other day. She starts searching for a pizza cutter. "God, so. I have to tell you about the ridiculous thing I did with the vampire during that curse the other day."

Where the fuck was the pizza cutter? It takes her a minute to find it and she sets to work on the pizza, talking as she goes. "Apparently, he was also cursed to dress up and walk around going on about how hot he was." And it kinda sucks. It wasn't a total lie but Charlie isn't voicing that.

"I ran into him after I'd gone shopping for corset tops and other stuff I wouldn't ever wear and we ended up crashing a party and dancing till midnight." If this had been the day after the curse, she'd be spazzing and flailing. Now she just looks amused.