http://kageseii.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] kageseii.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] tampered2008-12-05 08:33 pm

[log; ongoing]

when; 05 December, evening.
rating; PG-13.
characters; Watari Yutaka [[livejournal.com profile] scienceinacan], Tatsumi Seiichirou [[livejournal.com profile] kageseii]
summary; A forced de-bugging of an office might be more trouble than it's worth.
log;

Once the confession had been given, Tatsumi knew why there was such a knowing smile constantly on Watari's face. He had been surveyed in his own office, his personal sanctuary, and who knew how long he had been watching. It wouldn't do one bit; there were certain areas that were just sacred to a man, and he had thought the scientist would understand that much.

Clearly, though, he had been wrong; the elusive reply he had received to his demands reeked of hypocrisy.

But he would do it, and Tatsumi was not going to take no for an answer on this. He was only thankful that he could make Watari do it with his own skills. Ethics be damned, if he had to drag the quack scientist out by his hair in order to get it done, he'd reach for that ponytail in a heartbeat. Simply teleporting through shadows would do for now, and he soon was inside that lab, right behind Watari as he sat at that laptop. First he'd ask for compliance. If that didn't happen, then force would be necessary.

"Watari-san, come with me," he started sternly.

[identity profile] scienceinacan.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
The scientist didn't even have to turn around to see if Tatsumi had arrived or not; the shadow master's presence was enough indication. Come with me, the shadow master said, but Watari only laughed as he spun on his swivel chair (it was a good chair! A thinking chair, even!).

He crossed his arms defiantly, and on his shoulder, 003 seemed to mimic his action with her wings. "Nope, we refuse, Tatsumi!"

[identity profile] scienceinacan.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
"Hey, my arm!" Yutaka whined, pouting at the shadow master as he tried to keep his arms crossed despite sudden grabbing and pulling of his arm. "003 and I are busy, Tatsumi! I think we're missing an important powder and it got lost somewhere important! I've no time to waste! 003 and I have to find out where it ended up!"

[identity profile] scienceinacan.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
And even at the face of Tatsumi who had that 'I'm so serious I could skewer you with my shadows right here right now', which was also synonymous to 'Pay up now, please~', Yutaka remained unfazed. "But it could cause more trouble for you~ in the future! Tatsumi, you wouldn't want that, would you?"

He blinked innocent for added effect. "It's a white powder... I think! It could be anywhere! ... can I check your detergent powder, Tatsumi? Maybe it got mixed into that... somehow!"

[identity profile] scienceinacan.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
And those shadows were terribly frightening when Tatsumi wanted them to be! 003 huddled closer to her master while Yutaka himself made a tiny little squeak. "Tatsumi! Don't be too hasty! This can be a very big problem! And-- hey! If you can't see them, they're not there!"

[identity profile] scienceinacan.livejournal.com 2008-12-07 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
If Tatsumi couldn't see them, then he put it there? Yutaka could easily twist those words around to suit him and instead of taking it in as an angry statement from a very angry secretary from hell, he instead took them in as a flattering compliment.

"I'm flattered by that say--" He was unable to continue as the shadows enveloped them. Oops, he thought, he hadn't seen that one...

Apparently, Tatsumi was truly pissed.

[identity profile] scienceinacan.livejournal.com 2008-12-07 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yutaka wasn't really able to keep himself from making a little burst of laughter there. The look on Tatsumi's face was just ridiculously desperate. It was just too amusing!

...of course, in doing so, he was sure he pretty much deleted all hope of wiggling out of this with Tatsumi partially believing that he had not planted bugs in the shadow master's sanctuary. Office. Both words worked.

"See, Tatsumi, think like this--" he decided he had to try, anyway. "..If you're asking that question, then you must think your defenses are hard to penetrate! ... and that means, you can believe that I didn't plant anything! So let's both live in a happy world where that is the highest probability! "

[identity profile] scienceinacan.livejournal.com 2008-12-07 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
With that menacing smile on Tatsumi's face, Yutaka could almost swear the shadow master was getting bigger, and taller, and practically looming over him with that demonic expression of his.

He blinked innocently at his co-worker, and then grinned charmingly. "I hid them so well I forgot, Tatsumi," he said finally, eyes squinting as he grinned even wider.

[identity profile] scienceinacan.livejournal.com 2008-12-07 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, those glares were certainly working! They made the blond scientist blink all the more coyly at the shadow master as he thought about the best response possible. He came up with it a few moments later. It was a brilliant one... or so Yutaka thought proudly.

"But... Tatsumi, do you really want me to look for them now? You know I'll have to look reaaaaaallly thoroughly! ...What if you're hiding something special~ What if I find that too!"

[identity profile] scienceinacan.livejournal.com 2008-12-09 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
A mischievous glint flashed through the scientist's eyes for a brief moment, but that was quickly replaced by a blindingly cheerful smile. "Ah ~ Of course, if I find them!"

He made a show of stretching his arms out before pushing his glasses upwards. "Alright! Let's go! Operation Find those Cameras If They're Really Here for Tatsumi!" he exclaimed proudly. Mentally, he added, "And find whatever Tatsumi is hiding... heh ~ "

And then he was off, looking into every nook and cranny of Tatsumi's pristine sanctuary.

[identity profile] scienceinacan.livejournal.com 2008-12-09 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Tatsumi was definitely being too confident for his own good. Yutaka wasn't looking at the shadow master's face now, but he didn't need to look to see the expression on that face; it had to have the equivalent of having the writing "Watari isn't going to find anything I've hidden well~" on it at that moment. Really, Yutaka thought, what was Tatsumi doing continuously underestimating his wonderful genius? So, he supposed, there were moments were he failed... but those were minor in the face of all his wonderful achievements!

... and besides, his surveillance cameras already told him where Tatsumi was hiding one of those books. He resisted the urge to chuckle mischievously; he was going to leave that for the last. Oh, and pick out the bugs and cameras he'd placed in very obvious locations first. Naturally, he wasn't going to go and willingly free Tatsumi's office of his electronic eyes and ears. The information his little babies provided could be crucial to something in future!

Five cameras, and two miniature microphones hidden under the desk later (7 out of the total 39 he'd placed all over Tatsumi's office one day), he decided to drop the bomb by gingerly pawing at a secret compartment first, before prying it open and revealing...

...a book.

He made a show of blinking at it innocently at first, before reading the elegantly printed words on its cover.

"The Moors of Westchester....?" He picked it up innocently, opened it and began reading a random page out of it out loud.

"--Emilia shivered in Ernesto's arms. However, it was not the cold causing the delightful shivers but rather the excitement of being once again reunited with her beloved.

"Oh, how long I have waited for this moment, my love!"--"

He finally turned to Tatsumi.

"...is this yours?"