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ext_246445 ([identity profile] darkest0knight.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] tampered2009-08-19 08:03 am

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When; In the wee hours of Wednesday
Rating; PG - 13, most likely
Characters; Tony Foster [livejournal.com profile] darkest0knight  and Eric Northman [livejournal.com profile] itextedyou 
Summary; Tony takes time out of his schedule to eat a sandwich and yell at a vampire.  Same old, same old.
Log; Considering that most of his time lately had been spent in bed sleeping in between periodic trips to the kitchen to clear out another section of the fridge, Tony was more than a little eager to get out of the apartment.  Even if it was just to go to a kitschy vampire bar that he probably shouldn't be going to in the first place.  He could only imagine what Henry would have to say about it, but then again, Henry hadn't exactly been around to say anything.  Besides which, Tony wasn't going to Fangtasia to gawk at the vampires or get himself in trouble, and he wasn't going there to offer himself as a happy meal.

He was going for the free cupcakes.  And he was going so that he could tell Eric not to be a douche to his friends by luring them into a vampire bar without actually mentioning that it's a vampire bar.  And possibly snacking on them, Tony wasn't quite sure about that yet.

But naive and clueless as Thom was, he was still a friend and Tony had ate his food and bled all over him which, in some weird and twisted way, made him Tony's. Growing up with Henry as the main role-model meant that some of his habits rubbed off and Tony could be as possessive with his friends as any vampire.  People just did not mess with what was Tony's.  It's why the Shadowlord got a one way ticket off the planet for messing with Lee and Mouse and everyone else at CB Productions, and it's why he was going to eat all of Eric's food and then rant at him.

It was an excellent plan.  Tony still thought so when he entered the bar an hour later, figuring that would give Eric enough time to wash his hair a billion times.  Vampires were so vain.

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