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When; Nov 28th-29th [Grab Bag Weekend: Handcuff Curse]
Rating; PG at most?
Characters; Jun rockstar_otouto and Konata mypace_musume
Summary; Various events through the 2 days that Jun and Konata are handcuffed together.
Log;

Well, the morning had started out rather awkwardly. Waking up handcuffed to another girl (which turned out to be Konata-san of all people), Hiyori-chan coming in and the two teasing him about wearing a dress, then being stuck shirtless for the rest of the day... Did I mention being chained to Konata-san?

This was going to be a long day. A very long day.

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Sunday afternoon

[mypace-musume.livejournal.com]

"Okay, that's it. I'm tired of smelling like boy."


The proclamation was abrupt. Konata and Jun were sprawled out on the couch, making themselves comfortable despite the handcuffs as best they could, watching the ending credits of some anime movie roll on the TV.

Neither of them had really cleaned up since Friday, and they both smelled like it. Really, they sort of reeked. Konata was okay with her smell, which was fresh and dainty and smelled like sunflowers at the crack of dawn, but Jun just smelled funky. So, she decided at the spur of the moment that really she shouldn't have to deal with that. And she wasn't going to anymore.


"Jun, get up. We're taking a bath."

[rockstar-otouto.livejournal.com]

Jun snoooreedd through her nagging. She was going to have to try extremely hard to wake his dead ass up...

[mypace-musume.livejournal.com]

... Right, this again. She swore he was doing it on purpose.

Fortunately, she had gotten the hang of it now. Konata gave her handcuffed arm a good swift yank, strong enough to jerk Jun off the couch entirelly.

[rockstar-otouto.livejournal.com]

Peaceful, peaceful slee--

"WHOAA!!" Jun yelped, flailing as he fell off the couch.

[mypace-musume.livejournal.com]

"Good morning, Princess."

Konata glared at Jun briefly before tugging on the handcuff again to get him to stand.

"Bathtime. Now."

[rockstar-otouto.livejournal.com]

Why was he still handcuffed to Konata? This was only supposed to be a one day cur-awshit.

".. How exactly are we gonna take a bath?"

[mypace-musume.livejournal.com]

"... How many ways do you think there are?"

[rockstar-otouto.livejournal.com]

... HE WASN'T READY FOR THIS. NO. NGHHH.

"D-do we.. like.. take turns or somethin'?"

[mypace-musume.livejournal.com]

"You stink. We're bathing. Deal." Konata started towards the bath. She didn't really care if she had to drag him.

[rockstar-otouto.livejournal.com]

Jun was about to protest when he lifted up his arm and went to check if she was right. ... She was. That made him a little bit more willing. "Okay, okay." He followed her. "I'll.. stand outside the shower stall and close my eyes."

[mypace-musume.livejournal.com]

"There's no stall. It's Japanese style. You can turn around or whatever, if you want."

[rockstar-otouto.livejournal.com]

God this was gonna be so awkward. He was used to American baths.

"... Okay." He slumped over a bit, defeated. Why did it have to be Konata?

[mypace-musume.livejournal.com]

"What's that look for? Man it up, wimp. What, you'd prefer it was Yuuki you had to bathe with?"

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Jun snorted at that. "She's out of my league."

[mypace-musume.livejournal.com]

"That doesn't answer the question, but whatever." Kona opened the door to the washroom and tugged Jun inside. "If Yuuki was out of your league, then so was Kagamin. Also, Yuuki is about infinity percent more likely to get you killed."

[rockstar-otouto.livejournal.com]

"Atleast Kagami-chan wasn't obsessed with another guy."

Ah, Kagami-chan. The only girl he actually had any luck with... He missed her.

[mypace-musume.livejournal.com]

"That much is true." Aaaand off come the clothes. No use waiting around.

[rockstar-otouto.livejournal.com]

Wow, not even any time to prepare for an unwanted peep show. Jun immediatly turns around, his face completely red.

.. Try and keep everything casual, Jun. "I miss her."

[mypace-musume.livejournal.com]

"... Yeah, me too." Sigh. Aaaaand panties are coming off now.

[rockstar-otouto.livejournal.com]

Good thing he's turned around. But now what to talk about?

"So.. uh.."

[mypace-musume.livejournal.com]

Because she's considerate and kind, and also a little chilly, Konata wraps herself in a towel for the time being.

"So... Are you just going to make me stand here, or are you going to get ready for the bath?"

[rockstar-otouto.livejournal.com]

"... I was gonna sit on the outside of the tub."

[mypace-musume.livejournal.com]

"Jun, I'm a girl. I am dainty and pleasant and smell like fresh sunflower and kittens.

"You are a boy. You smell like something that reeks, because you do.

"You can sit outside the tub or not, but you're still gonna wash yourself."

[rockstar-otouto.livejournal.com]

"I don't always smell this bad!" Jun pouted, grabbing a towel and wrapping it around his waist before he took off his pants and boxers.

[mypace-musume.livejournal.com]

"Right, whatever." Konata slides the door from the changing area to the bath open. "Ready?"

[rockstar-otouto.livejournal.com]

"About as ready as I'll be, I guess."

[mypace-musume.livejournal.com]

"Oh, stop sniveling and grow a backbone." In they went. Kona sat on one of the plastic stools and started wetting her hair with the spray. Unfortunately, the handcuff chain wasn't even long enough to stretch to the other side of the room, so the only place Jun had to sit was on the stool right next to her...

[rockstar-otouto.livejournal.com]

Easy for her to say.

... Damn. Jun reluctantly sat next to her, continuing to look away.

[mypace-musume.livejournal.com]

Of course it was, Jun. She had a backbone. Kona went about her business with her hair. There was... a lot of it, so it looked like it might take a while.

[rockstar-otouto.livejournal.com]

He sighed to himself and waited. Atleast baths never took him long. Now his brother on the other hand... He was thankful they had more than one bathroom at their mansion. Hiiragi took forever.

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"There's another shower head back there." Konata pointed without looking to a detachable spray head like the one she was using, loosely mounted on the wall. "Get busy."

[rockstar-otouto.livejournal.com]

Jun ALMOST grumbled. Almost. But that'd be a suicide wish with her. He grabbed the other shower head and began soaking his hair.

[mypace-musume.livejournal.com]

Finishing up with her hair, Konata removed the towel and went to work on the rest of her, too. It was a little awkward with only one free hand, but so it went.

[rockstar-otouto.livejournal.com]

It was awkward for other reasons for Jun. He tried to imagine he was alone. Just.. had an injured hand.

That wasn't really working.

Just get this over with so you can dry up and get out of here.

So Jun attempted to wash his hair and clean himself off as quickly as possible, only removing the towel for a bit to, well, you know.

[mypace-musume.livejournal.com]

Yes, she knew. She didn't care, but she knew.

Finished washing herself, Konata rinses off with the spray in silence.

[rockstar-otouto.livejournal.com]

Jun quickly rinsed himself off as well, then wrapped the towel around his waist again. He squeezed some of his hair dry as he waited for Konata to do whatever she wanted to do next.

[mypace-musume.livejournal.com]

It would have been easier to just dry off and leave at that point, but it just didn't feel like a proper bath to Konata without a good soak.

And, well. She would be lying if she said she wasn't teasing Jun a bit by now.

Still naked, Kona stood up and walked over to the bath. The way they were seated, Jun was between her and the tub, so she had to walk around his back, and the handcuffs soon went taught and dragged Jun's arm along with her awkwardly.

[rockstar-otouto.livejournal.com]

"Waah~" Jun semi-yelped, falling forward onto the floor. "Warn me next time you're gonna move!"

[mypace-musume.livejournal.com]

"W-- whoops..." Konata grimaced, actually apologetic. "Sorry."

... Additionally, the noise had made her look, so she had gotten a bit of an eyeful.

[rockstar-otouto.livejournal.com]

Thankfully Jun didn't realize that. He sat back up and moved to the side of the tub. ".. It's okay."

[mypace-musume.livejournal.com]

Kona didn't really care, anyway. She'd seen better ass on Niconico.

... Okay, well, it was a decently cute ass. And jailbait, that counted for something...

Grinning a little bit like an old man, Kona sat and soaked.

"Are you gonna want to soak a bit too?"

[rockstar-otouto.livejournal.com]

"No. I want to finish and put my pants back on."

[mypace-musume.livejournal.com]

Konata was sounding more relaxed by the minute. "Picky, picky. What's so great about pants, anyway? Hiyorin was right. Skirts are where it's at."

[rockstar-otouto.livejournal.com]

"I'm not a girl, that's why."

[mypace-musume.livejournal.com]

"Picky, picky," she repeated. Soak, soak, soak.

[rockstar-otouto.livejournal.com]

"I'm also not a crossdresser." He hmped.