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When; January 16, early morning
Rating; PG
Characters; Yuri Lowell [

notflynn] and Flynn Scifo [

srslynotguy] [+ future Ino??]
Summary; Yuri's boobs really make Flynn uncomfortable. Yuri takes advantage of this.
Log; [He wakes up and immediately groans because he knows what just happened. He's experienced it plenty of times before, and man is it annoying every time. He feels the weight against his arm.

He sits up and pulls his top over his breasts.

Ugh.]

Damn it, not this again...

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[ Enter the amazing Flynn Scifo... who just came back from his earlier morning practice and who had the mind to make fun of Yuri sleeping in. At first, the big melons on his friend don't quite register-- ]

It's about time you got up, sleepyhead.

[ And then, shortly after he walks to his side of the room in order to remove his armor to shower and all... he stops. The melons finally register. He whippppps around and.... stares at Yuri.

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Yuri! What happened?!

Edited 2010-01-17 07:10 (UTC)

Curse.

[He replies simply with a long-suffering sigh. Man his back is in for another adventure today. And damn, did these things get even bigger? Funny, deities. Real funny.

So his top slides daaangerously off his chest, almost about to expose him completely.]

It's a good thing I slept in.

[ Much to Flynn's horror, he finds himself actually staring down.... there... for a moment or two. He quickly gathers his wits then, grabs his sheets too (the ones that he'd diligently folded too before leaving for practice that morning) and just tosses it at Yuri. ]

We need to get you something decent to wear! Don't tell me you're planning on walking around the city- or... or this house... with everything hanging out indecently like that! Think of the children we're living with!

Hey, don't worry about it. Nothing they haven't seen before.

[Stares at the sheets dubiously. The hell was he supposed to do with these? He isn't about to wear them like a toga. So he tosses them back.]

I'll be fine in just my normal clothes.

Nothing they haven- [ No. No. No. SHAKE HEAD. Flynn wills himself not to think of why Yuri would even say that. Resort to the simplest reasoning. ]

Your normal clothes have plunging necklines- hell. You keep your chest bared for everyone to see with all your clothes! And a sheer t-shirt or tank top will not cut it either!

[ ...his eyes wander to the bulge asdjsjkasdjl-- Head turn to the window. This. Is. Very. Awkward. ]

You'll have to borrow one of my tunics.

You want me to wear your stuffy clothes? Forget it-

[Yawns and slides out of bed, stuff moving this way and that as he does so. Almost completely falling out again. Doesn't even care because, well, he's been naked around Flynn plenty of times when they were younger.]

What's got your underwear in a bunch today? Geez... it's too early.

It should provide more coverage for the top area... at least. [ Wow, did his eyes just try to wander back there? Nope. Nope. Flynn was able to stop it all! ]

Yuri, you're a woman today. Please be more serious about this.

[Stretches]

I realize that. And I'm being perfectly serious. I'm fine with what I'm wearing now.

You're fine with having your breasts hanging out like that?

[ / angry sarcasm ]

Nothing you haven't seen before.

[Pause. Chuckles]

Okay, maybe you haven't. But I'm still me.

[ Glares- not at those boobies, damn it! ]

Maybe it's fine by me to see my best friend with... with those things hanging out- and I wouldn't... couldn't think of anything improper! But think of the others... of- of Leon, for example!

[ ...because, you know, Leon is a man too. ]

Good to hear.

[Starts to strip]

[ It takes a second for him to realize what the hell Yuri is doing and he just... jumps at Yuri to grab at his friend's shirt in an attempt to close it... button it... anything to keep those breasts from being exposed anymore. ]

Damn it, Yuri! Have you no decency?!

The hell, Flynn?!

[SUDDENLY FLYNN IN HIS FACE asdkj CAN A MAN NOT CHANGE IN PEACE?!]

I'm just gonna change into a better shirt- you got a problem with that?

You're doing this on purpose! At least warn me before you start stripping in front of me!

[ Then he looks away, blushing furiously as he continues. ]

I really don't want to see the sheer extent of your change/i>. So if you don't mind... please hold off on this until I've stepped out of the room.

You said it was fine by you.

[...leans in, though]

You blushing?

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I am.

[ Because Flynn is an honest man and- he avoids looking at Yuri... :| ]

It's fine by me... without you shamelessly... being like this! Yuri, I may be your best friend but I'm also a... man.

[...smirk.]

And so am I. Usually. It's just me you know. Just pretend... I gained some weight.

[ You ass. ]

Your chest- how am I supposed to simply pretend you've gain some weight?! Can't you be more serious about this-

[ And he lets go and steps away... but remembers to turn his back so he doesn't have to see those breasts. ]

Nevermind. It's you, Yuri- I... I'm going to step out. If you need other clothes, I'll set out to purchase proper ones for you.

Don't waste the money- I'll be fine with what I have.

[grins. He's still the same height as Flynn, so- he walks closer to his friend's back, daaaangerously close- almost a boob graze!]

You're no fun.

[ Flynn shivers at the not-quite contact- and jumps away...turning back at Yuri. This time, he's too angry to even realize that he's staring at Yuri... bared breasts and all. ]

Stop this! Can you not joke at a situation like this? You're a woman... at least, let me respect you- [ Ohgdwhatdidthatsoundlike- he shakes his head vehemently and tries to keep that serious face on. ]

Please, allow me... you... some sort of decency through this!

[Yuri scowled]

I'm a guy. Don't treat me any differently because of some stupid curse, damn it.

[crosses his arms]

You call me 'Miss Yuri' and I have a free pass to cut you.

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