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Stephen Stills ([personal profile] totallyinaband) wrote in [community profile] tampered2011-07-22 01:08 pm

A Study in Awkward

When; Friday night
Rating; fffffffffff I seriously doubt these two could manage anything over PG-13.
Characters; Stephen Stills ([livejournal.com profile] totallyinaband) and Castiel ([livejournal.com profile] rehymenator)
Summary; Stephen and Cas go on their man!date
Log;

[Stephen is seated at the bar, working his way through a pint of beer. He's worried, and nervous, and seriously considering just preemptively calling Lucy to come rescue him. Why does he ever let that girl talk him into anything? He's made a very small amount of effort in how he looks. He's wearing one of his nicer button-down western shirts and a pair of jeans without any holes in them. Not that it matters, really. He's still convinced this night is going to end in unmitigated disaster.]
rehymenator: (♙ n][INSIST)

[personal profile] rehymenator 2011-07-22 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And Castiel appears at the stool next to him. Regular clothing, nothing special. ]

Hello, Stephen Stills.
rehymenator: (♘ d][CONCEDE)

[personal profile] rehymenator 2011-07-22 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He nods. ]

Should I purchase alcohol as well?
rehymenator: (♙ n][IMBIBE)

[personal profile] rehymenator 2011-07-22 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't know the difference from a good one.

[ He takes the suggestion and orders himself a row of 10 shots. And down they go, one after another. ]
rehymenator: (♙ n][SEARCH)

[personal profile] rehymenator 2011-07-22 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Not particularly.

[ Oh, right, the shots are excessive. ]

This will hardly affect me.
rehymenator: (♙ n][BLUNT)

[personal profile] rehymenator 2011-07-22 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
The vessel's metabolism is enhanced by my use of it. It is difficult, though not impossible, to get an angel drunk.
rehymenator: (♙ d][HESITATE)

[personal profile] rehymenator 2011-07-22 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
How would it pick things up?

[ Confused Castiel is confused. ]
rehymenator: (♘ n][ALLOW)

[personal profile] rehymenator 2011-07-22 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, right. Intercourse enablers. ]

They usually work for Dean.
rehymenator: (♙ c][PORTENT)

[personal profile] rehymenator 2011-07-22 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Scowl. Castiel knows what that means, but it also means a world of other context to him. ]

Not always. Just the brief encounters. He does so for a reason.
rehymenator: (♙ b][CARE)

[personal profile] rehymenator 2011-07-22 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Things are super complicated now, but Castiel has always felt very close to Dean. ]

We have a profound bond.
rehymenator: (♙ s][FREEZE)

[personal profile] rehymenator 2011-07-23 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
No. Our relationship began when I pulled him out of hell.

[ Castiel is thinking. ]

Are you implying that Dean and my relationship is-- [ Castiel is pretty sure he's onto when Stephen's thinking. Even without taking a peek himself. ] We are family.

...He took me to a dancing club one time. It was awkward. We don't speak of it anymore.
rehymenator: (♙ n][LISTEN)

/snuggles back and balances out the late!tag ;)

[personal profile] rehymenator 2011-08-03 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
This is a little unpleasant. I apologize; I'm not very good with humans anymore.

It's been a year since I was one.
rehymenator: (♘ n][ALLOW)

[personal profile] rehymenator 2011-08-16 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm an angel now. I was made human through a deal with the deities here.

It wasn't unpleasant.
rehymenator: (♙ s][JUDGE)

[personal profile] rehymenator 2011-08-19 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Nooood. ]

Lucy didn't tell you?