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violent_flutist and Sakon/Ukon seimon
Summary: Tayuya comes to find the twins and take them back to the 'Oto' apartment, whilst explaining the City, and many other things to them.
Log:
"Tch, stupid motherfuckers." Tayuya muttered to herself, stopping on a rooftop and glancing about the ground below, looking for the easy-to-spot hair color sported by both Sakon and Ukon. She needed to go find their asses and bring them back to the apartment. This severely tempted her to move out. If Orochimaru would allow it. Which... he wouldn't. Such a hard life. Not spotting the boys she leapt easily over a few rooftops, slowly getting closer to the carousel. A few more stops brought the two to her attention, hanging aimlessly near that goddamn carousel.
"OY! SAKON! UKON!" She called from the rooftop to get their attention. No need to be stealthy, the City was weird enough as it was.
Sakon shot his head up at the mention of his and his brother's name. He had heard rumor that some of his 'comrades' had appeared in this city, and though he could not truly say he wanted to be around them, it would be good to at least know another soul in this god-forsaken place. He turned fully around, looking up to where the sound had originated from, with a sigh.
Tayuya.
Great. Just the one he wanted to see. He sighed once more, eyes locking upon her, before deigning to speak.
"What the hell do you want?"
"Get the fuck up here!" Tayuya called back over the edge of the roof, motioning with her hand. She leaned a hip against the roof edge and made a face, waiting for the boy, or, boys, rather, to hurry their asses up. Like he didn't know what she wanted.
Sakon sighed inwardly again, before pushing off the ground, and landing neatly beside his former teammate. His mind caught on that point for a moment--were they still teammates, here, even in death? He shook his head, clearing it of the thought. He looked once again at his teammate, whose expression was about the same as his at the moment, only a good bit more violent, but that wasn't out of the ordinary.
"Well, I'm the fuck up here. Now, what do you want?"
"I'm here to get your ass, what else?" Tayuya smirked. "Seems like you haven't got any smarter." She leaned back a little bit, hopping into a sitting position on the roof's edge and crossing her legs. "And to fill you in on this shitty place."
"Get my ass for what?" Sakon's face turned to one of a bit of confusion. "And you've not gotten any prettier." He grinned at this, a small laugh escaping him. Watching his teammate, he followed suit, sitting down, legs hanging of the building's side. "Though, I guess you would know more about this place than me. What the hell is it?" He turned his eyes down, surveying the ground below him, the shimmering contraption still not ceasing in its spin, or its cacaphonic "music". Slightly facinated by it, he continued to stare at it, while he waited for his teammate to speak.
"Hey, not my fault you missed my pretty day." Tayuya shot back, a bit of a smile coming to her face, a bit glad, almost, that she had him to argue with. "Anyway, this shitty place is called the City." She shot him a glance. "And before you say something, yeah, I know, it's a shitty name." She blew some air out her mouth, blowing some strands of hair from her face. "That carousel thing, the one with the shitty-ass music, is some kind of world-countdown doomsday shit, too."
"Your pretty day? I'm kinda sorry I did." Sakon laughed, watching her. The City, he mused, So, this is where we ended up after our deaths. A countdown to doomsday? He blinked at this, watching the strange machine move once more. "Why the hell did we end up here, after we died?" Sakon looked back to Tayuya, wanting an answer, but not truly expecting one for a question like this.
"Fuckin nobody knows." Tayuya shrugged. "Nobody knows why the hell any of us are here. Dead people. Living people. All from all these crazy ass different worlds." She leaned back, cracking her spine and wincing a little at the sound that reminded her too much of her own death.
"So, how'd you kick it anyway?" Tayuya asked, looking over at her teammate.
"Fuck." He allowed this to at least partially digest, before continuing to speak. He shuddered at her question, the memories flooding back of the darkness, and the horrific end he met within the bowels of that marionette. He looked down at his lap, watching his hands, as he wrung them about themselves.
"I.. fought a Suna Nin who had a proficiency with puppets. Ukon was in control of the body, because I got blindsided by one of his dolls, and it dug its blades into me. I needed to rest." He closed his eyes, as the images came flooding back, phantom pain blossoming in each place the blades had entered. "Ukon isn't as good on our feet. He tried to evade one of the puppet's attacks, and ended up being consumed by the other one. He fell backwards into its belly. It closed around us... and then, blades entered on all sides....A blade struck me between the eyes." He sighed, looking off into the distance.
"Fuckin sucks for you." Tayuya tipped her head up, looking at the sky. "My goddamn back got broken." She let a shiver run down her spine, glad for it. "Some wind-bitch from Sand. Trees kind of break bones. So at least when I spent some minutes dying I didn't feel much." She grimaced. "But here... we're whole."
He nodded, with a grimace. Trees falling on you didn't sound any more merciful than how he had been killed. His was quick once the final blow had been dealt. He didn't have to wait for his death. "Sand fucking sucks, doesn't it? Konoha can't even fight for itself." He sighed, and turned back to her, watching her face. "We are. Why would that be..?" He looked over his body, once more, as if he was expecting a scar.
"Hell if I know." Tayuya ran a hand up her spine, rubbing a bit in a sense of comfort.
"But I'm damn glad, cause otherwise I'd still be lying next to that goddamn carousel." She sighed. "And everyone else, well, not everyone else, but a lot of the others are here."
His eyes lit up at this. Others? How many others? "Who else is here? Any of the rest of our team?" He sounded a little too enthused at this, but, he would be happy at least to have those he knew behind him.
"Kidoumaru and Jiroubou... I don't know where they are." Tayuya actually sort of missed them. "Kimimaro's here. So is Orochimaru, and Kabuto." She gave a wicked grin. "And Kabuto and Shizune... ah, you know, the Godaime's bitch?" She laughed. "Guess what?"
"Hai..." He sighed a little, thinking of his lost comrades, but eyes widened at the last. "Kimimaro....." He looked away a bit at that, but then, snapped his head back to her at the next name. "Kabuto..........and Orochimaru-sama?!" He stared for a second, but then closed his eyes, pushing away the myriad of thoughts.. "...yes, I know the Godaime's bitch...what the hell does she have to do with Kabuto?" He looked at her, curiousity slipping a bit into his face.
"Yeah-huh." Tayuya gave a laugh that could have been mistaken for a giggle. Maybe. "Kabuto and the Godaime's bitch and fucking and shit." Tayuya continued to laugh. "And Orochimaru's miffed, because Kabuto's acting weird and shit, and Kimimaro is just doing his," She changed her voice a bit to sound girly and soft. ",'Orochimaru-sama, you're so great~' thing."
He made a face at this, as his stomach somewhat soured. "Kimimaro, that would never change, but Kabuto? Fucking that Leaf bitch? He must be desperate." He laughed, a scathing grin beginning to draw across his face. "This world may be more amusing than I thought. What else has been going on?"
"Oh, believe me, it's the most amusing thing I've ever fucking seen." She chortled. "They act like... like..." She sought for a word. "... hormonal teenagers." She was actually enjoying this conversation. "Uh, lemme see..." She tried to remember everything that had happened. "Uh... Kabuto dared me to be feminine for a day, and I was... Orochimaru is living with me and Kimimaro, I swear to god Orochimaru's up to something but he won't say what." She couldn't really think of anything else. "How's Ukon?" she unexpectedly asked.
"I would bet it is. I can't wait to see it myself. I need a good laugh, " He grinned, a little bit of laughter already escaping. "I would have paid to see you feminine as well." His grin slid into a smirk. "So, you all are living together..? It's like Otogakure all over again. I would expect that Orochimaru would be up to something..." He snickered a little, "Isn't he always? And Kimi's probably in Heaven here living with him like that." He began to laugh again, until the last question reached his ears, and he blinked, grin fading to an expression of curiousity. "Ukon? He's fine..I think still a bit shaken from our death..he got a blade..." He motioned to the top of his head, "right through there."
"Fuckin ow." Tayuya rubbed her back again unconsciously, loving the feel of the connected spinal bones. "Hope he's okay, cause this fuckin City is crazy." That reminded her. "I didn't tell you about the curses!" She smacked her forehead with the flat of her hand. "Fuck, that's the craziest shit ever." She shook her head. "Every now and then, like, every few days, these random ass curses hit people, and they're random shit. Like, some of the ones I've seen have been sensory loss, goddamn inhibition loss, talking in rhyme, and other random shit. Like floating, that was the last one."
"Curses? That sounds like a fucking trip. In more ways than one." He sighed. "Fuck. This place just keeps getting better and better, doesn't it?" He laughed. "I can't wait to fucking see this." He looked at the sky above his head, thinking about it. So, this place had no laws of being, really, that were set in place. Everything could be changed. That, while it could be annoying at times, seemed like it would be extremely amusing too. "How did Orochimaru-sama take that curse?"
"In stride, as he somehow takes all of 'em." Tayuya grimaced, running a hand through her hair. "Nothing knocks him off balance." She ran her hand over her throat, remembering the feel of his hands on her throat after she'd been a bit too free with information. "And he won't tell me anything... I think I'm in trouble or some shit." She admitted.
"That's not good..." His expression actually softened a little as he regarded her, if one looked hard enough, one could say there was concern within his face. "Are you alright?" He said this, turning his head, watching her from his periphreal vision.
"Of course I'm alright." She quickly retorted, not willing to admit anything about caring, or caring if he cared, or having anything wrong with her whatsoever. "He's just being pissy." She crossed her arms under her chest, huffing. "He got mad cause I was talking to this guy in the City."
"Talking to this..." his expression again became amusedly curious. "...guy..?" He turned back to Tayuya, grin once again threaded into his face. "Who is this guy? He must be something, if he's making Orochimaru-sama jealous....."
"Pssh." Tayuya waved a hand, trying to look unconcerned. "I think Orochimaru-sama was made because I told him about our world and stuff. You know how he gets about 'secretive information'." She crossed and uncrossed her legs. "And before you get any dirty ideas..." She pointed an index finger in his direction. "nothing is going on. Goddamn, everyone always thinks somethings going on."
"Hai, hai....riiight." He grinned, with a laugh. "But, you are right. Orochimaru's still the same about that as he was back there..." He put his hands behind his head, turning his gaze once again skyward. "I wonder if he's going to try and take down this place...or conquer it.." He put a hand to his lips, in an introspective position. "But, what good would it do? This place is completely self-contained, isn't it..?"
"As far as we're all concerned, uh-huh, it is." She looked upwards as well. "And there are gods here, or some shit, like, deities. They're the ones who do the curses and shit." She decided to let his comments slide. She was actually... well, not enjoying it, but not as annoyed by his company as she usually was.
"..We're stuck here, eh?" He continued to watch the sky, as if something might happen.
"..Well...it could be worse." He closed his eyes, looking down. "At least I'm stuck with people I fucking know. And can to a minute point trust. Curses, gods, or no." He grinned again. "With all that shit going on, we could surely raise a good deal of fucking havoc."
"Oh, believe me, I already have." She smirked. "No inhibitions day. While bitches here were fucking I got a few people together for a fun violent type time." She laughed. "It's easy, really. Some of these bastards are really strong." She smiled, shfting her weight. "Besides, least we're not dead-dead."
"That's the fucking truth. I'd take this 'life' any day over true death." He smiled. "I'd like to be in on some of this violent type fun, next time. A good fight would be a stress reliever." He looked over to her. "Don't you agree?"
Tayuya smirked. "Oh, I do, I do indeed." She pointed at Ukon's head hanging limply from the back of Sakon's neck. "He agree?" She always did hate how Sakon and Ukon could communicate without her knowledge or her hearing.
A grin almost seemed to appear on the sleeping boy's face. Sakon let out a good laugh, a hand upon his stomach. "Oh yeah. He does." At this he stood up. "So, where the hell is our 'base' or whatever? I want to see where I'm gonna reside in this fucking place." He looked down at her, offering her a hand. "If you want.. after I see that place, we can go and fuck with something, or fuck up someone." His eyes closed, as he began to grin wickedly.
Tayuya would normally not accept the hand, but she did, standing up and smirking. "Apartment four, room five is our 'secret base'" She laughed. "Right next door to an Akatsuki member, Kabuto, and the Godaime's bitch." She motioned over her shoulder. "Let's go."
He stopped, his face dead-panning into disbelief. "...An Akatsuki member, and the bitch of the Hokage?! Are our NEIGHBORS?!" He stopped. He didn't really care much about the Konoha nin--she could be dispatched if need be....but..an AKATSUKI?! He winced at the very thought of the group in the cloud-adorned robes, and what they could do. "And Orochimaru-sama is okay with this? Being next to an Akatsuki?!" He almost choked upon the name of his adversaries as he let it pass through his lips again.
Tayuya snickered. "Oh, I think he doesn't mind much." She smirked. "I think they're actually getting along quite well." She nudged him with her elbow. "If'n yuou know what I mean."
Sakon's eyes widened. Orochimaru-sama and an Akatsuki in relations? Well...he would have to admit, in a city like this, stranger things probably had happened, and on a daily basis. He allowed himself to a chuckle deep in his throat. When stripped of everything, and stuck here, even the hardest of enemies would come together, even if it was just for a courtesy fuck. He began to walk again, letting Hokumon infront of himself, since she knew the way.
Tayuya led the way, a but surprised at how well they were getting along. It had to be the City. "Seriously. I swear they did something on one of the last curse days." She waved her hand in a dismissing way. "Everyone gets into fucked up relationships in this fucking City. Orochimaru-sama and the Akatsuki? Kabuto and the Godaime's bitch?" She made a 'pssh' noise. "S'fucking crazy. And goddamn, there's some more Konoha bitches in the nearby buildings too."
"Oh...that's wonderful. Just what we fucking need. More goddamn Konoha." He spat on the ground beside his foot, with a small growl. "Even in death I can't escape those smarmy-ass leaf bastards." He clinched a fist to his side, biting his tongue slightly. "Fuck. Do they bother us at all? Don't tell me they come by and yell at us with all their self-righteous, 'heroic', goody-two-shoes bullshit. That is the last thing my brother and I need right now. More Leaf fucks and their holier-than-thou fucking attitude." He spat again, this time it being mixed with a little blood from where he had broken the skin upon his tongue. "Oh, I'm sorry...they call that the 'Will of Fire', don't they? Shit."
"Tch, they don't dare." Tayuya shrugged. "I actually haven't had any trouble yet." She began ticking the Konoha nin off on her fingers, recalling from the data books Orochimaru had made them memorize. "Tenten, Hyuuga Hinata and Hyuuga Neji, Godaime's Bitch, fuckin Yondaime, Haruno Sakura, Uzumaki Naruto..." She smirked and glanced over her shoulder. "... Uchiha Sasuke..."
"Goddamned Sasuke?! The reason we DIED is here?!" He grimaced at all the names, but that one stuck the most. "Are we going to be sent to 'retrieve' his ass again?" He folded his arms with a scowl. "I don't want to have to go through all THAT again. At least the ones that killed us aren't here." He sighed, thinking of the puppeteer once more, nausea bubbling up in his gut. "It could be worse, I suppose."
"I'll tell you one thing, that goddamn Sand bitch shows up I'll kick her ass halfway through this goddamn place." Tayuya tried not to get too worked up about it. "And Uchiha Sasuke? Totally a weenie~" Tayuya was in a good mood, a skip almost in her step. "He came here from before we go to him."
"I'll help you with that. If her fucking brother shows up, I'm going to tear him apart, like he did me." He clinched his fist again, but let it free, as he contemplated the next point. "..Before we got to him? What the hell? ..From.." He blinked slowly, still somewhat confused. "a different time?" He pondered this more, blinking slowly. "That's fucked up."
"Fer real." Tayuya kept an easy pace, in no real hurry. "People can come from different fucking times." She began ticking numbers off on her fingers again. "I think like... half of these Konoha bitches or some shit come from like... three years after we died."
"That's fucking insane." He stared, still trying to fully take all of this in. "So...there are people who have seen the world we will never see. Fuck. Wow. Crazy as fucking shit. Nothing has any real order here, does it?" He kept up with her, still looking around himself.
"Nope. Total and utter chaos." Tayuya shrugged. "This shit's crazy, and nothing ever stays the same.
"Shining tapdancing fuck on a stick." Sakon laughed aloud. "This is going to be a wonderful experience."
"You better believe it." Tayuya smirked.
Rating: PG-13 to R for language and discussion content
Characters: Tayuya
violent_flutist and Sakon/Ukon seimon Summary: Tayuya comes to find the twins and take them back to the 'Oto' apartment, whilst explaining the City, and many other things to them.
Log:
"Tch, stupid motherfuckers." Tayuya muttered to herself, stopping on a rooftop and glancing about the ground below, looking for the easy-to-spot hair color sported by both Sakon and Ukon. She needed to go find their asses and bring them back to the apartment. This severely tempted her to move out. If Orochimaru would allow it. Which... he wouldn't. Such a hard life. Not spotting the boys she leapt easily over a few rooftops, slowly getting closer to the carousel. A few more stops brought the two to her attention, hanging aimlessly near that goddamn carousel.
"OY! SAKON! UKON!" She called from the rooftop to get their attention. No need to be stealthy, the City was weird enough as it was.
Sakon shot his head up at the mention of his and his brother's name. He had heard rumor that some of his 'comrades' had appeared in this city, and though he could not truly say he wanted to be around them, it would be good to at least know another soul in this god-forsaken place. He turned fully around, looking up to where the sound had originated from, with a sigh.
Tayuya.
Great. Just the one he wanted to see. He sighed once more, eyes locking upon her, before deigning to speak.
"What the hell do you want?"
"Get the fuck up here!" Tayuya called back over the edge of the roof, motioning with her hand. She leaned a hip against the roof edge and made a face, waiting for the boy, or, boys, rather, to hurry their asses up. Like he didn't know what she wanted.
Sakon sighed inwardly again, before pushing off the ground, and landing neatly beside his former teammate. His mind caught on that point for a moment--were they still teammates, here, even in death? He shook his head, clearing it of the thought. He looked once again at his teammate, whose expression was about the same as his at the moment, only a good bit more violent, but that wasn't out of the ordinary.
"Well, I'm the fuck up here. Now, what do you want?"
"I'm here to get your ass, what else?" Tayuya smirked. "Seems like you haven't got any smarter." She leaned back a little bit, hopping into a sitting position on the roof's edge and crossing her legs. "And to fill you in on this shitty place."
"Get my ass for what?" Sakon's face turned to one of a bit of confusion. "And you've not gotten any prettier." He grinned at this, a small laugh escaping him. Watching his teammate, he followed suit, sitting down, legs hanging of the building's side. "Though, I guess you would know more about this place than me. What the hell is it?" He turned his eyes down, surveying the ground below him, the shimmering contraption still not ceasing in its spin, or its cacaphonic "music". Slightly facinated by it, he continued to stare at it, while he waited for his teammate to speak.
"Hey, not my fault you missed my pretty day." Tayuya shot back, a bit of a smile coming to her face, a bit glad, almost, that she had him to argue with. "Anyway, this shitty place is called the City." She shot him a glance. "And before you say something, yeah, I know, it's a shitty name." She blew some air out her mouth, blowing some strands of hair from her face. "That carousel thing, the one with the shitty-ass music, is some kind of world-countdown doomsday shit, too."
"Your pretty day? I'm kinda sorry I did." Sakon laughed, watching her. The City, he mused, So, this is where we ended up after our deaths. A countdown to doomsday? He blinked at this, watching the strange machine move once more. "Why the hell did we end up here, after we died?" Sakon looked back to Tayuya, wanting an answer, but not truly expecting one for a question like this.
"Fuckin nobody knows." Tayuya shrugged. "Nobody knows why the hell any of us are here. Dead people. Living people. All from all these crazy ass different worlds." She leaned back, cracking her spine and wincing a little at the sound that reminded her too much of her own death.
"So, how'd you kick it anyway?" Tayuya asked, looking over at her teammate.
"Fuck." He allowed this to at least partially digest, before continuing to speak. He shuddered at her question, the memories flooding back of the darkness, and the horrific end he met within the bowels of that marionette. He looked down at his lap, watching his hands, as he wrung them about themselves.
"I.. fought a Suna Nin who had a proficiency with puppets. Ukon was in control of the body, because I got blindsided by one of his dolls, and it dug its blades into me. I needed to rest." He closed his eyes, as the images came flooding back, phantom pain blossoming in each place the blades had entered. "Ukon isn't as good on our feet. He tried to evade one of the puppet's attacks, and ended up being consumed by the other one. He fell backwards into its belly. It closed around us... and then, blades entered on all sides....A blade struck me between the eyes." He sighed, looking off into the distance.
"Fuckin sucks for you." Tayuya tipped her head up, looking at the sky. "My goddamn back got broken." She let a shiver run down her spine, glad for it. "Some wind-bitch from Sand. Trees kind of break bones. So at least when I spent some minutes dying I didn't feel much." She grimaced. "But here... we're whole."
He nodded, with a grimace. Trees falling on you didn't sound any more merciful than how he had been killed. His was quick once the final blow had been dealt. He didn't have to wait for his death. "Sand fucking sucks, doesn't it? Konoha can't even fight for itself." He sighed, and turned back to her, watching her face. "We are. Why would that be..?" He looked over his body, once more, as if he was expecting a scar.
"Hell if I know." Tayuya ran a hand up her spine, rubbing a bit in a sense of comfort.
"But I'm damn glad, cause otherwise I'd still be lying next to that goddamn carousel." She sighed. "And everyone else, well, not everyone else, but a lot of the others are here."
His eyes lit up at this. Others? How many others? "Who else is here? Any of the rest of our team?" He sounded a little too enthused at this, but, he would be happy at least to have those he knew behind him.
"Kidoumaru and Jiroubou... I don't know where they are." Tayuya actually sort of missed them. "Kimimaro's here. So is Orochimaru, and Kabuto." She gave a wicked grin. "And Kabuto and Shizune... ah, you know, the Godaime's bitch?" She laughed. "Guess what?"
"Hai..." He sighed a little, thinking of his lost comrades, but eyes widened at the last. "Kimimaro....." He looked away a bit at that, but then, snapped his head back to her at the next name. "Kabuto..........and Orochimaru-sama?!" He stared for a second, but then closed his eyes, pushing away the myriad of thoughts.. "...yes, I know the Godaime's bitch...what the hell does she have to do with Kabuto?" He looked at her, curiousity slipping a bit into his face.
"Yeah-huh." Tayuya gave a laugh that could have been mistaken for a giggle. Maybe. "Kabuto and the Godaime's bitch and fucking and shit." Tayuya continued to laugh. "And Orochimaru's miffed, because Kabuto's acting weird and shit, and Kimimaro is just doing his," She changed her voice a bit to sound girly and soft. ",'Orochimaru-sama, you're so great~' thing."
He made a face at this, as his stomach somewhat soured. "Kimimaro, that would never change, but Kabuto? Fucking that Leaf bitch? He must be desperate." He laughed, a scathing grin beginning to draw across his face. "This world may be more amusing than I thought. What else has been going on?"
"Oh, believe me, it's the most amusing thing I've ever fucking seen." She chortled. "They act like... like..." She sought for a word. "... hormonal teenagers." She was actually enjoying this conversation. "Uh, lemme see..." She tried to remember everything that had happened. "Uh... Kabuto dared me to be feminine for a day, and I was... Orochimaru is living with me and Kimimaro, I swear to god Orochimaru's up to something but he won't say what." She couldn't really think of anything else. "How's Ukon?" she unexpectedly asked.
"I would bet it is. I can't wait to see it myself. I need a good laugh, " He grinned, a little bit of laughter already escaping. "I would have paid to see you feminine as well." His grin slid into a smirk. "So, you all are living together..? It's like Otogakure all over again. I would expect that Orochimaru would be up to something..." He snickered a little, "Isn't he always? And Kimi's probably in Heaven here living with him like that." He began to laugh again, until the last question reached his ears, and he blinked, grin fading to an expression of curiousity. "Ukon? He's fine..I think still a bit shaken from our death..he got a blade..." He motioned to the top of his head, "right through there."
"Fuckin ow." Tayuya rubbed her back again unconsciously, loving the feel of the connected spinal bones. "Hope he's okay, cause this fuckin City is crazy." That reminded her. "I didn't tell you about the curses!" She smacked her forehead with the flat of her hand. "Fuck, that's the craziest shit ever." She shook her head. "Every now and then, like, every few days, these random ass curses hit people, and they're random shit. Like, some of the ones I've seen have been sensory loss, goddamn inhibition loss, talking in rhyme, and other random shit. Like floating, that was the last one."
"Curses? That sounds like a fucking trip. In more ways than one." He sighed. "Fuck. This place just keeps getting better and better, doesn't it?" He laughed. "I can't wait to fucking see this." He looked at the sky above his head, thinking about it. So, this place had no laws of being, really, that were set in place. Everything could be changed. That, while it could be annoying at times, seemed like it would be extremely amusing too. "How did Orochimaru-sama take that curse?"
"In stride, as he somehow takes all of 'em." Tayuya grimaced, running a hand through her hair. "Nothing knocks him off balance." She ran her hand over her throat, remembering the feel of his hands on her throat after she'd been a bit too free with information. "And he won't tell me anything... I think I'm in trouble or some shit." She admitted.
"That's not good..." His expression actually softened a little as he regarded her, if one looked hard enough, one could say there was concern within his face. "Are you alright?" He said this, turning his head, watching her from his periphreal vision.
"Of course I'm alright." She quickly retorted, not willing to admit anything about caring, or caring if he cared, or having anything wrong with her whatsoever. "He's just being pissy." She crossed her arms under her chest, huffing. "He got mad cause I was talking to this guy in the City."
"Talking to this..." his expression again became amusedly curious. "...guy..?" He turned back to Tayuya, grin once again threaded into his face. "Who is this guy? He must be something, if he's making Orochimaru-sama jealous....."
"Pssh." Tayuya waved a hand, trying to look unconcerned. "I think Orochimaru-sama was made because I told him about our world and stuff. You know how he gets about 'secretive information'." She crossed and uncrossed her legs. "And before you get any dirty ideas..." She pointed an index finger in his direction. "nothing is going on. Goddamn, everyone always thinks somethings going on."
"Hai, hai....riiight." He grinned, with a laugh. "But, you are right. Orochimaru's still the same about that as he was back there..." He put his hands behind his head, turning his gaze once again skyward. "I wonder if he's going to try and take down this place...or conquer it.." He put a hand to his lips, in an introspective position. "But, what good would it do? This place is completely self-contained, isn't it..?"
"As far as we're all concerned, uh-huh, it is." She looked upwards as well. "And there are gods here, or some shit, like, deities. They're the ones who do the curses and shit." She decided to let his comments slide. She was actually... well, not enjoying it, but not as annoyed by his company as she usually was.
"..We're stuck here, eh?" He continued to watch the sky, as if something might happen.
"..Well...it could be worse." He closed his eyes, looking down. "At least I'm stuck with people I fucking know. And can to a minute point trust. Curses, gods, or no." He grinned again. "With all that shit going on, we could surely raise a good deal of fucking havoc."
"Oh, believe me, I already have." She smirked. "No inhibitions day. While bitches here were fucking I got a few people together for a fun violent type time." She laughed. "It's easy, really. Some of these bastards are really strong." She smiled, shfting her weight. "Besides, least we're not dead-dead."
"That's the fucking truth. I'd take this 'life' any day over true death." He smiled. "I'd like to be in on some of this violent type fun, next time. A good fight would be a stress reliever." He looked over to her. "Don't you agree?"
Tayuya smirked. "Oh, I do, I do indeed." She pointed at Ukon's head hanging limply from the back of Sakon's neck. "He agree?" She always did hate how Sakon and Ukon could communicate without her knowledge or her hearing.
A grin almost seemed to appear on the sleeping boy's face. Sakon let out a good laugh, a hand upon his stomach. "Oh yeah. He does." At this he stood up. "So, where the hell is our 'base' or whatever? I want to see where I'm gonna reside in this fucking place." He looked down at her, offering her a hand. "If you want.. after I see that place, we can go and fuck with something, or fuck up someone." His eyes closed, as he began to grin wickedly.
Tayuya would normally not accept the hand, but she did, standing up and smirking. "Apartment four, room five is our 'secret base'" She laughed. "Right next door to an Akatsuki member, Kabuto, and the Godaime's bitch." She motioned over her shoulder. "Let's go."
He stopped, his face dead-panning into disbelief. "...An Akatsuki member, and the bitch of the Hokage?! Are our NEIGHBORS?!" He stopped. He didn't really care much about the Konoha nin--she could be dispatched if need be....but..an AKATSUKI?! He winced at the very thought of the group in the cloud-adorned robes, and what they could do. "And Orochimaru-sama is okay with this? Being next to an Akatsuki?!" He almost choked upon the name of his adversaries as he let it pass through his lips again.
Tayuya snickered. "Oh, I think he doesn't mind much." She smirked. "I think they're actually getting along quite well." She nudged him with her elbow. "If'n yuou know what I mean."
Sakon's eyes widened. Orochimaru-sama and an Akatsuki in relations? Well...he would have to admit, in a city like this, stranger things probably had happened, and on a daily basis. He allowed himself to a chuckle deep in his throat. When stripped of everything, and stuck here, even the hardest of enemies would come together, even if it was just for a courtesy fuck. He began to walk again, letting Hokumon infront of himself, since she knew the way.
Tayuya led the way, a but surprised at how well they were getting along. It had to be the City. "Seriously. I swear they did something on one of the last curse days." She waved her hand in a dismissing way. "Everyone gets into fucked up relationships in this fucking City. Orochimaru-sama and the Akatsuki? Kabuto and the Godaime's bitch?" She made a 'pssh' noise. "S'fucking crazy. And goddamn, there's some more Konoha bitches in the nearby buildings too."
"Oh...that's wonderful. Just what we fucking need. More goddamn Konoha." He spat on the ground beside his foot, with a small growl. "Even in death I can't escape those smarmy-ass leaf bastards." He clinched a fist to his side, biting his tongue slightly. "Fuck. Do they bother us at all? Don't tell me they come by and yell at us with all their self-righteous, 'heroic', goody-two-shoes bullshit. That is the last thing my brother and I need right now. More Leaf fucks and their holier-than-thou fucking attitude." He spat again, this time it being mixed with a little blood from where he had broken the skin upon his tongue. "Oh, I'm sorry...they call that the 'Will of Fire', don't they? Shit."
"Tch, they don't dare." Tayuya shrugged. "I actually haven't had any trouble yet." She began ticking the Konoha nin off on her fingers, recalling from the data books Orochimaru had made them memorize. "Tenten, Hyuuga Hinata and Hyuuga Neji, Godaime's Bitch, fuckin Yondaime, Haruno Sakura, Uzumaki Naruto..." She smirked and glanced over her shoulder. "... Uchiha Sasuke..."
"Goddamned Sasuke?! The reason we DIED is here?!" He grimaced at all the names, but that one stuck the most. "Are we going to be sent to 'retrieve' his ass again?" He folded his arms with a scowl. "I don't want to have to go through all THAT again. At least the ones that killed us aren't here." He sighed, thinking of the puppeteer once more, nausea bubbling up in his gut. "It could be worse, I suppose."
"I'll tell you one thing, that goddamn Sand bitch shows up I'll kick her ass halfway through this goddamn place." Tayuya tried not to get too worked up about it. "And Uchiha Sasuke? Totally a weenie~" Tayuya was in a good mood, a skip almost in her step. "He came here from before we go to him."
"I'll help you with that. If her fucking brother shows up, I'm going to tear him apart, like he did me." He clinched his fist again, but let it free, as he contemplated the next point. "..Before we got to him? What the hell? ..From.." He blinked slowly, still somewhat confused. "a different time?" He pondered this more, blinking slowly. "That's fucked up."
"Fer real." Tayuya kept an easy pace, in no real hurry. "People can come from different fucking times." She began ticking numbers off on her fingers again. "I think like... half of these Konoha bitches or some shit come from like... three years after we died."
"That's fucking insane." He stared, still trying to fully take all of this in. "So...there are people who have seen the world we will never see. Fuck. Wow. Crazy as fucking shit. Nothing has any real order here, does it?" He kept up with her, still looking around himself.
"Nope. Total and utter chaos." Tayuya shrugged. "This shit's crazy, and nothing ever stays the same.
"Shining tapdancing fuck on a stick." Sakon laughed aloud. "This is going to be a wonderful experience."
"You better believe it." Tayuya smirked.