...Shit. He's not sure how exactly he thought that would pan out, but Charlie turned to stone certainly isn't it. He frowns, an expression that turns to an outright snarl because WHAT WAS SHE THINKING, but it's at least half just out of annoyance at the extra responsibility. He doesn't want to have to play babysitter, it's not his job, he has better things to be doing. Whatever the other half of the source of his annoyance is, he doesn't stop to examine it too closely. A future meal ruined, and that's all there is to it. Just fucking great.

He flips off the statue with a muttered "thanks a lot, Snack Cake," then turns back towards the van, propelling Ken forward with a firm pressure against his back. "You heard her. Let's get going."

He'll get Ken back to the safe zone, but don't try to push your luck here, Charlie. Whether he gets there in one piece or not isn't his problem so long as he gets there.