People with pink hair have to dye it where I'm from. Most redheads too, actually.

[He's sure he's been in stranger situations than this, but it's high-level strange to have a young woman who's been magically tranformed into something like a faun in his bed trimming his hair.]

Blondes seem to have originated in colder climates in my world. We have a range of physical adaptations to varied climates.