You can't possibly be that old, Andrew, unless all that rot he's heard about vampires is to blame. Though that does explain a bit of the attitude. There is something oddly old-fashioned about him; it's part of his peculiar charm. People have mentioned, of course, that different universes are not necessarily contemporary, but it does take some adjusting.
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"So you decided to do better."
Keep being passionate, he's enjoying it.