How about university? I've been trying to work out the possibility of offering a package. You get the Army, I get...I don't know, Cambridge or Harvard or--the point is, I have to get in, and I take a full courseload every semester, and I keep a 3.8 or better, and I spend summers interning at the company.

Grandfather likes discipline and service. You'd be doing it in the army, I'd be proving it in academia.