They seem rather angry. What did you do to them?

[ She can't imagine what a single man would do to common household appliances to create such rancor, but her imagination is supplying some ...interesting scenarios. ]

I assume it's another curse, but my own appliances were still loyal and silent this morning.

[ Not that it matters at the moment. She doesn't plan on letting him get bludgeoned to death, so she quickly raises her sword to deflect one after the other, moving from side to side as quickly as she could manage. ]