Scott tells the story wrong. [ He stirs his drink with said umbrella, briefly considers tucking it into her hair but he figures she might beat him with her shoes so he forgoes it. ]

I've been here on and off for a year. I've left twice. Disappeared for a week each time. I came back a month or so ago? So I'm ... [ Glancing around him. ] The virgin sacrifices? We still haven't figured out why or what for?