Clever.

[His tone may be dry, but he can't help but raise an eyebrow and chuckle quietly, which takes any real disapproval out of his response.]

You realize, of course, that there's no appropriate response to that question. No matter what answer I give, it'll undoubtedly come out as suggestive, especially if I name names.

[And, to be fair, he hadn't exactly chosen to be costumed at all, but he has remarkably persuasive friends.]