"You've made the decision to be a brat, is what you've done. And not the sort of brat you ought to be, but one that pouts instead of — I don't know — filling the room with packing peanuts."

Those styrofoam squiggles were but one of many banes of her 21st Century existence. Honestly, there were more efficient ways of ensuring a package wouldn't get damaged in transit without involving packing peanuts.