Sex-ed!

[h-ammertime.livejournal.com]

When; No specific time
Rating; May go up to a big fat R. Nothing graphic, but this is sex-ed we're talking about.
Characters; Anyone who wants to jump in, go ahead. ♥
Summary; Uh. Class time?
Log;

Upon entering the empty classroom you will see several desks. Pick one, take a seat and wait for Rabi and Sakura to arrive.

On your desk will be two things:


A doughnut. [some will have already been bitten into.]



And a banana.

Along with an attached note:

DO NOT EAT.
You'll be needing this for easy learning.
When the class is ended, go ahead. ♥





[ &ooc; To keep it simple please follow the comment spam style when replying. Look at the comments below for examples. ]

Comments

[aglow.livejournal.com]

Mmmm~? *taking a seat Sora picks up doughnut on his desk, making a face* Someone's already bitten into mine.

[the-otherlight.livejournal.com]

*takes a seat next to him* We can share mine, I guess.

[undyingsummer.livejournal.com]

...Ew. Is that a donut?

[aglow.livejournal.com]

Why is mine the only one bitten into!

Your's looks kinda good. *rests his chin on the desk and eyes it*

[kaitoucharm.livejournal.com]

*wanders into the classroom, an amused smirk on his face* Hm~ so this is the place, huh? Whatever this guy is up to, it must be pretty bad if he needs me to keep an eye on the kids. X3

... *stares at the donuts on the desks* ... 'ey, they got more of these someplace? I'm starved.

[h-ammertime.livejournal.com]

Hold your appetite till the class ends. ♥

[tierce-horizon.livejournal.com]

Sooo...

Where do the girls sit?

[aglow.livejournal.com]

*notices her arrive*

Hey! Kairi! Over here! *waves her over*

[h-ammertime.livejournal.com]

*saunters in with Sakura and places a large box on the desk* Hey! Thanks for coming, guys!

Now~ before we start. I brought in some cake so you'll keep your hands off the class materials. Might get you ready for the class a bit too.

*opening the box he reveals*

(http://photobucket.com)

Help yourselves. ♥ I'll get my materials ready.

[undyingsummer.livejournal.com]

......Yeah, I'm leaving.

[aglow.livejournal.com]

... uh.

I'll-

...

[the-otherlight.livejournal.com]

... this... what...?

[tierce-horizon.livejournal.com]

...

I like the uh...leopard-print...

*can't stop staring at the oddly placed nipples*

[willfulblossom.livejournal.com]

*blushes and smacks her palm to her forehead*

Oh... my... I probably should have checked with you before hand about these "visual aides."

[h-ammertime.livejournal.com]

First! If you don't plan on ever having sex~ take this flyer.

(http://photobucket.com)

And you can leave the classroom to have a solo party.

Now~ we start. ♥

[undyingsummer.livejournal.com]

...

[ooc: He's reconsidered leaving.]

[h-ammertime.livejournal.com]

First! Pick up your doughnut.

(http://photobucket.com)

Treat it gently! With love and affection.

If you're a man: it represents your woman.
If you're a woman: it represents yourself.
If you're gay: it represents yourself or your lover. Depending on your position on the relationship.

Any questions?

[the-otherlight.livejournal.com]

What?

[undyingsummer.livejournal.com]

...Okay. ::Holding the donut, looking rather confused::

[steeldame.livejournal.com]

...

This is almost as worse as my father's 'class' when I was young.

[kanashii-kurai.livejournal.com]

... I think I'm lost.

[h-ammertime.livejournal.com]

Shhh~ don't get too excited! Wait till I'm finished explaining!

[h-ammertime.livejournal.com]

Now~ get the banana!

(http://photobucket.com)

If you're a man: it represents yourself
If you're a woman: it represents your lover
If you're gay: it represents yourself or your lover. Depending on your position on the relationship.

Now~ insert the banana into the hole of the doughnut.

... get it now? ♥

[hey-yknow.livejournal.com]

I need a new donut, y'know?

[simca-swallows.livejournal.com]

*zips in and waves at Rabi*

Ooo bananas and donuts~? I know what those are for~!! ♥ Where's Hisoka~?

[giustizia-rosso.livejournal.com]

[peeks in, winces at the imageries]

.... Rabi, I really don't think this is necessary. [makes to leave]

[kaitoucharm.livejournal.com]

*still blocking the door. howdy! |D*

Eh~ no can do, kid. At least stick around for the free grub! ♥