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h-ammertime.livejournal.com) wrote in
tampered2006-05-19 05:34 pm
Sex-ed!
When; No specific time
Rating; May go up to a big fat R. Nothing graphic, but this is sex-ed we're talking about.
Characters; Anyone who wants to jump in, go ahead. ♥
Summary; Uh. Class time?
Log;
Upon entering the empty classroom you will see several desks. Pick one, take a seat and wait for Rabi and Sakura to arrive.
On your desk will be two things:

A doughnut. [some will have already been bitten into.]

And a banana.
Along with an attached note:
DO NOT EAT.
You'll be needing this for easy learning.
When the class is ended, go ahead. ♥
[ &ooc; To keep it simple please follow the comment spam style when replying. Look at the comments below for examples. ]
Rating; May go up to a big fat R. Nothing graphic, but this is sex-ed we're talking about.
Characters; Anyone who wants to jump in, go ahead. ♥
Summary; Uh. Class time?
Log;
Upon entering the empty classroom you will see several desks. Pick one, take a seat and wait for Rabi and Sakura to arrive.
On your desk will be two things:

A doughnut. [some will have already been bitten into.]

And a banana.
Along with an attached note:
DO NOT EAT.
You'll be needing this for easy learning.
When the class is ended, go ahead. ♥
[ &ooc; To keep it simple please follow the comment spam style when replying. Look at the comments below for examples. ]

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Your's looks kinda good. *rests his chin on the desk and eyes it*
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... *stares at the donuts on the desks* ... 'ey, they got more of these someplace? I'm starved.
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Where do the girls sit?
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Hey! Kairi! Over here! *waves her over*
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Now~ before we start. I brought in some cake so you'll keep your hands off the class materials. Might get you ready for the class a bit too.
*opening the box he reveals*
Help yourselves. ♥ I'll get my materials ready.
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I'll-
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I like the uh...leopard-print...
*can't stop staring at the oddly placed nipples*
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Oh... my... I probably should have checked with you before hand about these "visual aides."
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And you can leave the classroom to have a solo party.
Now~ we start. ♥
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[ooc: He's reconsidered leaving.]
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Treat it gently! With love and affection.
If you're a man: it represents your woman.
If you're a woman: it represents yourself.
If you're gay: it represents yourself or your lover. Depending on your position on the relationship.
Any questions?
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This is almost as worse as my father's 'class' when I was young.
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If you're a man: it represents yourself
If you're a woman: it represents your lover
If you're gay: it represents yourself or your lover. Depending on your position on the relationship.
Now~ insert the banana into the hole of the doughnut.
... get it now? ♥
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Ooo bananas and donuts~? I know what those are for~!! ♥ Where's Hisoka~?
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.... Rabi, I really don't think this is necessary. [makes to leave]
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Eh~ no can do, kid. At least stick around for the free grub! ♥
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