When; April 2nd, Late Evening
Rating; PG (you can never tell when naughtiness will happen over tea, after all)
Characters; H. Vetinari (stylish_bastard) and Mirka Fortuna (mirka_fortuna)
Summary; Vetinari's been hit with a lot of hard curses within a short period of time, laments his state (and has as close to a public temper tantrum as he's ever had). Mirka invites him for consolation-style tea, and he stares in dumbfounded surprise at the Network message accepts.
Log; ( It has long been known that tea is a euphemism for SOMEthing. )