http://so_very_greedy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] so-very-greedy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] tampered2007-04-18 05:46 pm
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When; April 18, evening
Rating; PG-13
Characters; Ikki [livejournal.com profile] i_likeboobs and Greed [livejournal.com profile] so_very_greedy
Summary; Greed and Ikki have a gentlemanly dispute over an extreme difference of opinion.
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Greed was already waiting by the fountain when Ikki arrived.

"Oi, AT bastard. You want a piece of this?"
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[identity profile] i-likeboobs.livejournal.com 2007-04-20 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
"WELL YOU FUCKING ARE AN OLD GEEZER AND A PEDOPHILE! I'M NOT LYING, FACE THE FACTS!"

[identity profile] so-very-greedy.livejournal.com 2007-04-20 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Greed stomped forward in an instant, putting his forehead against Ikki's and trying to intimidate him.

"PEDOPHILES ONLY LIKE KIDS! THAT'S SICK! I LIKE PEOPLE WHO ARE PRETTY! IT'S DIFFERENT, YOU SHIT! AND I'M 300 YEARS YOUNG!"

[identity profile] i-likeboobs.livejournal.com 2007-04-20 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Ikki pushed back with his head, screaming at the top of his lungs.

"IT'S THE SAME FUCKING THING YOU FUCKING OLD GEEZER! EVERYBODY'S FUCKING KIDS COMPARED TO YOU! AND THAT'S 300 YEARS OLD! OLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLD!"

[identity profile] so-very-greedy.livejournal.com 2007-04-20 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
"DON'T HOLD ME TO YOUR HUMAN LAWS, STUPID HOMO SAPIEN! YOU'D DROP DEAD IF YOU KNEW HOW MANY CHICKS I'D BEEN WITH!"

[identity profile] i-likeboobs.livejournal.com 2007-04-20 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
"TOO BAD, STUPID HUMUCULUS THING! YOU'RE DEALING WITH ONE. NUMBERS WON'T MAKE ME DROP DEAD!"

[identity profile] so-very-greedy.livejournal.com 2007-04-20 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
"THEY WILL WHEN I COUNT OFF THE PUNCHES I SMASH YOUR TINY SKULL WITH!"

[identity profile] i-likeboobs.livejournal.com 2007-04-20 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
"IT'S NOT THAT TINY, AND MY SKULL'S HANDLED WORSE! DEAL WITH THE GORILLA BITCH, KTHX!"

[identity profile] so-very-greedy.livejournal.com 2007-04-20 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
"...I really wanna' meet this broad. Are you sure she ain't here? At least have a pic of her?"

[identity profile] i-likeboobs.livejournal.com 2007-04-20 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm sure she's not here, if gorilla face was here, I wouldn't be alive. I don't have a pic of her on me. If I had that, I wouldn't be alive too. The picture would curse me into oblivion. I can probably find a picture of her for you though, if you want?"

[identity profile] so-very-greedy.livejournal.com 2007-04-20 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
"...I suppose that could dissuade me from wanting to smash your face in. Is she hot?"

[identity profile] so-very-greedy.livejournal.com 2007-04-20 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
"...Why? She your sister?"

[identity profile] i-likeboobs.livejournal.com 2007-04-20 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
"Somewhat. Not blood-related thankgod. I just live with her, but not anymore. Don't want to be in the same house as a gorilla-lady."

[identity profile] so-very-greedy.livejournal.com 2007-04-20 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
"It's that bad? What does she do?"

[identity profile] i-likeboobs.livejournal.com 2007-04-20 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Tons of stupid shit. She beats me up daily, acts like a fucking gorilla, looks like one too, eats noodles, treats me as her fucking slave. Stupid shit."

With that he stuffs his hands in his pockets. He didn't really want to think about Mikan-nee at the moment. She had taught him tons of useless stuff but dangit, just the thought of her annoyed him. Worst. Sister. Ever.
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