http://13-year-captain.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] 13-year-captain.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] tampered2006-07-23 03:55 pm

Log: Ongoing

When: Night, July 23rd
Rating: PG-13/R due to language
Characters: Jack Sparrow and Agent Sands
Summary: Jack meets Sands. (That's summary enough, really...)
Log:

Having no particular bedwarmer lined up this evening, Jack is on his way to the underworld in search of drink an curvaceous company. Drinking, in many people's opinion, is not a thing which requires a warm-up round. Jack is not one of those people.
A half-empty rum bottle sways in his hand as he stumbles down the darkened streets of the city and towards the subway station. He hates that bloody train, but one does what is necessary to fill their needs. The pirate, for instance, has a need to forget memories, ignore pain, and stop the damned ticking as long as is possible. This makes the subway a frequent requirement, given Jack's particular methods.

The bottle is raised to his lips and more warm liquor is hungrily sucked down before the glass is slammed hard into Jack's teeth. He lets the bottle swing down in a rough arc, spilling rum across shirt and ground alike and brings a hand up to his aching mouth. The pirate only gives a casual glance to the man he ran into, more interested in seeing if he's going to keep all of his teeth.
"Sorry, mate. Didn't see you."

[identity profile] blind-shot.livejournal.com 2006-07-23 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Fucking limeys." Sands brings the bottle to his lips and drinks. His first drink since having his eyes turned to mush inside his skull. It's probably the best rum he's ever had. Ever.
And now he must find out who made it so he can kill them.

Sands, for his part, didn't make it far. He's limping after all and newly blind. The sounds keep jumping out at him and turning him in a direction he'd already tried. And that ticking. If he wasn't already a citizen of crazy town it would be driving him there.

The hand stops him. Partly because the voice is familiar in a horrible way. Obviously none of this is real. How can it be? He turns around to face Jack for the first time raising his head up. He was thinking something rude and burning but what comes out is a weak plea.
"Am I dead yet?"

The bottle drops from his hands to smash at his feet as he reaches up to take his sunglasses off.
"Help me."

[identity profile] blind-shot.livejournal.com 2006-07-23 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Sands is thankful when Jack's question is asked on automatic and then seemingly forgotten for the moment. It's a rather short yet confusing story that he doesn't feel up to telling at this moment.

When his hand is taken he follows along completely willing to be taken in by this english hallucination. The trek is slow because he has a bullet in each thigh. But Sands' tolerance to pain is boarding on legendary around Mexico at this point. Though he's not there to enjoy it he'll think upon it and smile later.
His hand inside of the pirates is limp as he lets himself be lead like a child. He misses the boy with gum who was less likely to take his wallet and much more real.

On the way to the building Sands jumps and turns at random sounds. His sunglasses having been put back on, he's only slightly less conspicuous though. Twins leading each other through the strange city, one covered in blood and the other dressed as a pirate.

[identity profile] blind-shot.livejournal.com 2006-07-23 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Though Sands would throw the sudden beach in with his 'I'm in a mental hosptal' theory, any wind carrying bits of dirt and sand is probably not the most hygiene place for a man with open wounds. The blood loss is seeping all his strength.
His body has been working hard for the last two hours to clot but it's taking it's toll on him. He's pulled and pushed in a manner that suggests Jack deals with awful wounds on a regular basis and as long as the other man is standing he's not to be treated like an invalid. This is perfectly fine for Sands who is in no mood to be cuddled. He just needs that ticking to stop. And blood back inside his body where it belongs. And sleep. Sleep would be great.

The voice so much like his own is disturbing his thoughts again.
"No doctors!"
Sands grabs at the man catching his arm and holds on tightly.
"No. Doctors. Please."
A doctor did this to him. He knows it's illogical but a medic would send him into fits of panic right now. He wants to explain to the helpful guy that he's fine and after a nap he'll just remove the bullets himself.

He nods before answering, not sure why. It's a good question. He answers in a mumbling distracted tone as his face turns like a radar listening for anyone else in the room.
"My name is Sheldon Jeffery Sands. I work for the Central Intelligence Agency. I throw shapes. I throw shapes, I set them up, I watch them fall. I'm living la vida loca."

[identity profile] blind-shot.livejournal.com 2006-07-24 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
"You're hurt bloody serious, Sheldon..."
"Yeah." Jack has got him there. But still- this no doctor plan is a keeper.

He thinks he might have nodded at Jack's promise to come back. As soon as the pirate is out the door the ticking comes again. That is not a good sign.
The agent takes time to think. This person has no reason to help him. Sands isn't sure what he's been saying. There are some black parts here and there. So- gun.

Where is my gun?
His hands go to the holsters at his hips. They are both empy. Shoving one hand over the crotch of his pants he feels for his back up. Not there.
Oh good.
He frowns alone in the empty room.
I am unarmed.

Getting up very carefully he reaches out in the air so as not to bump into any walls. His feet make small shuffles across a speckled tile floor. Finding the nearest wall with his hands he follows that into a kitchen and starts rifling through drawers.
Hand towel, wooden spoon, ketup packets?, butter knife...
Sands holds up a spatula and thinks about it a while before shaking his head no and putting it back. After three more tries he comes across a knife about four inches long. Slipping that inside his boot he starts to explore the rest of the place.

It's small. What he's unaware of is that it's an exact replica of his dorm in the Army. There is a tiny bathroom to the right once you enter. The left is a kitchen only a foot bigger and the rest is a small living room/bedroom.
After a minute of exploring Sands makes his way back to the small metal couch coated in a nasty army green plastic.

He wants to get up again and find that fucking clock but has figured it's almost definitely in his head. As Jack enters it's gone. Then booze is shoved at him. Things are looking up.
"Oh, this will just stop that wonderful clotting thing I've been doing but well, I- Okay dokey."
Sheldon cuts himself off by drinking deeply off the bottle. Once he's had as much as he can in that breath it comes down to show the agent making faces at the taste.
"God Damn! This is swill."
Sands then drinks more of it. This time the drink doesn't come down until Jack is ripping his pants.

"Hey hey! Not for sale! Not for a bottle of this anyway."
He gives the back of Jack's hand a loud smack.
"I deal in cash, guns, or information, asshole."

[identity profile] blind-shot.livejournal.com 2006-07-24 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Sands agrees completely with this method of first aid. His talk of clotting was really just blabbering. He likes to speak when he's worried/confused/tired/happy/mad/hungry...

"Oh, Yessir, Captain, Sir." Sands making fun of the fact Jack talks like a pirate. He would have made it much more obvious if he knew Jack really was a pirate captain. His grip on the bottle is white knuckled. He could be told there was piss in it and he wouldn't be willing to give it up. It's appreciated more then he could possibly say even if he felt the need to.

Sands hisses. The muscles of his leg jump but he stays put. The rum hits him as soon as the deep sting lessons with the passing of that rag. He grabs Jack's shoulder with his free hand and holds on as the drinking one goes to work. After the next few gulps he decides to give it a rest. No sense in passing out.
"Not unless you have a sister with a better accent. Get her to pry the bullets out of me and that's a completely different story."

[identity profile] blind-shot.livejournal.com 2006-07-24 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Sands has never heard a man talking like that outside the movies. And he's not one to pass up on easy and obnoxious insults.

Sands is not enjoying the poking around of his wound. he sets his jaw tightly and tries not to scream like a girl when Jack measures how deep it goes.
"JEEEEZus, man! I'm not here for you to finger fuck me."
Sweat pops out on his face and he takes off the glasses in order to wipe some off. His hand comes back wet with flakes of dried blood.

"Tweezers. Find a first aid kit. Do not stick your fingers in my leg again without gloves. I heard no gloves. You wear a rubber or any holes on my body are closed to you." This is probably 'blah blah yakky crazytalk blah' to Jack but Sands doesn't know.

[identity profile] blind-shot.livejournal.com 2006-07-24 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
"I'll buy you a new one. I'll pay you handsomely for your service and the United States Government will be incredibly grateful. Just stop doing that thing you're doing and we'll be square."

When Jack finally stops Sands grasps his thigh with both hands leaning forward and very softly wishing for his mother. But it's unintelligible with his jaw clenched so hard. The rest of it is very carefully said in a growl.
"No. I do not have a first aid kit. But it's a busy city, friend. And I really don't mind you going to hunt one down."

He listens to the frustrated clacking of a computer as he relearns how to breathe normally from the couch. What Jack is saying is pretty crazy but so is Sands. This whole world is a very painful nightmare and when he wakes up he will be on a hospital floor with small mexican children poking his bullet holes with dirty sticks. That's plain now.
"Angels are never around when you need them. Get option B over here and I'll fill out the hush money forms for everyone."
His voice is tight and becoming a little manic. Sands body starts to tremble. Whatever happens it has to be tonight or he'll die in shock.

[identity profile] ex-janvalent852.livejournal.com 2006-07-24 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Jan stood before the door wondering if this would in anyway get him into trouble with Hellsing or anybody else, then quickly shrugged it off. The pirate knew he was a vampire and what he offered to do.

He knocked on the door and waited, Good thing Sparrow already knows what I look like from the icons, he shouldn't be too fuckin freaked-out.

Out Cold

[identity profile] blind-shot.livejournal.com 2006-07-24 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Sands would deeply appreciate the fact he doesn't have a large audience for this.

"Wait." Sands has a specific position in mind and after a lot of pushing and adjusting on both their parts he has Jack with one arm wrapped around his leg as that knee presses into the pirate's chest. Otherwise he's going to move it out of overwhelming pain and it like a bad game of Operation where there are annoying buzzing noises there will be screams. The makeshift gag is stuffed in his mouth and he nods.

By time the first one is out Sands is covered in a slick sheet of sweat and not doing all that well. The rum is not helping any. By time Sparrow turns around to look at him again he's collapsed forward onto the floor.
Sands decided he'll warm the bench for the next round. Thanks anyway.

[identity profile] ex-janvalent852.livejournal.com 2006-07-24 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Jan walked-in and nodded, not at all put-off by Sparrow's blood-covered appearance, And I was worried about how I would look to him., he mused silently to himself.

"Brought something to counter-act any poisons....to be on the safe-side in case my spit doesn't work on everything. You know like if something bad is already going thru his bloodstream, which the lead might be if it was awhile before you found him." He reached inside his jacket pulling-out a bottle filled with water that had a slightly purple iridescence to it. "Get him to drink some it while I look over the wounds."

[identity profile] ex-janvalent852.livejournal.com 2006-07-24 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
While the pirate poured the unicorn treated water into the man. The vampire's yellow eyes studied the bullet wounds, Straight on shots, no problem digging those out. But the man's bloody sockets made Jan hiss in shock. He had seen alot of sick shit since getting turned, but somethings you never get use to. "When he got fucked-up it was on the Outside." Pointed at a gory empty hole, "I don't think they're gonna regenerate." Whispered softly.

Quickly turned attention back on the bullet wounds. Jan pulled a pocket knife out of his pants pocket, "I can get them out way fuckin faster than you can," He said snapping-out the blade easily with one hand while taking the tweezers from Sparrow in the other, "But it's still gonna hurt so hold him down best you can."

Moving around to the still unconscious man's left leg, Jan braced a knee against it using both his weight and vampiric strength to keep the limb pinned to the floor.

"Here we go." He growled the warning, then got to work with beyond human speed to get at the bullet.

[identity profile] ex-janvalent852.livejournal.com 2006-07-24 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
A quick jab with the tweezers and the bullet was out. Looking it over carefully, Jan gave a satisfied nod, "All in one piece no fragments to worry about." He flashed a fanged smile at Sparrow, dropping the bullet into an ashtray sitting on push-to-the-side coffee table.

Sitting back on the floor the vampire looks again at the pirate, taking note of the various shades of green the guy is turning, Shit dude I don't blame you, looking at his face is making me sick too. Both gonna be feeling even fuckin worse with what I have to do about that.

Jan managed to supress a shudder and push the thought away for the time being. There was still the other wounds to attend to, "I'm gonna heal the wounds on his legs before we get workin on that shoulder, so go take a break if you want."

Turning so his back was to Sparrow and blocking his view, Jan leaned down over the freshly bleeding leg wound. Flicking out a too-long for a human tongue he gently probed at the worst of wound, coating it heavily with saliva. Feeling the flesh quiver from the acelerated healing process, the vampire slowly licked the whole injury stopping occasionally to press his tongue against the area.

Several minutes later all signs of a gunshot were gone, not even a bruise marked the spot.

Satisfied with the results (and getting a little free blood too) Jan went to work on the other leg wound.



[identity profile] ex-janvalent852.livejournal.com 2006-07-24 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
Jan sat-up finished with the other leg wound. He was a little surprised the pirate had stuck around to watch. A few tough guys in the past had caught a glimpse of the vampire's healing technique. The ones that didn't passout first, turned tail and ran.

"Depends on the type of wound." He replied licking blood off his mouth, tongue catching briefly in one of the lip rings. "If it's really deep and or involvin internal organs can't fix it. Like gettin knifed in the chest and the blade hits an organ, that's something a doctor has to fix. Can heal some of it and keep infection from setting in but your still gonna be fuckin dead-meat from the bleedin happening inside."

Jan looked over at the man laying silently on the floor. "He's really fuckin lucky you got the unicorn-fixed water into him and I can heal the wounds what with his refusin a doctor. I can sense his lifeforce and it's still pretty strong so might not need a blood transfusion maybe, it depends on that last bullet."

The vampire turned his gaze back on the pirate, yellow eyes dropping down on the bottle Sparrow held, "Can I have a glass of that cause I'm guessin after seeing what I did you don't want me drinkin right from the bottle, huh?" Jan teased, doing a little levity before break was over and gruesome work restarted.

[identity profile] ex-janvalent852.livejournal.com 2006-07-24 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Grinning at the offer of the bottle, Jan with his yellow eyes and dark skin, looked more like a Cheshire panther than a vampire. Taking the bottle he took a long pull from it. Usually he had rum mixed with something else, but it was OK straight.

Settling back against the ugly couch, he closed his eyes for a minute. Jan had thought of a plan for dealing with the bloody sockets. Be a little less disgusting then sticking his tongue in them but still stomach turning. Maybe they'd luck-out from word getting out and an angel showing-up to help before he actually had to do anything.

The vampire lazily opened his eyes, handing the bottle back to Sparrow, "You thought about what you're gonna do with your cousin here when we're done? In his condition with the crazy spell shit that happens and some of the people around here gettin off fuckin over others, he can't be left alone."

[identity profile] ex-janvalent852.livejournal.com 2006-07-25 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
"I could take him but...." Jan did a nervous sigh thru his fangs, "I'm fuckin cursed, anybody who's gotten close to me has either had some bad shit happen to them or disappeared."

Pandora going crazy, Ieyasu in a coma, V almost dying, Eric and Cielo both gone - the only thing that kept Jan from crying in grief and frustration was seeing the prone, bloody man on the floor next to him.

A realization hit the vampire, changing his mood, "He's already had some bad shit happen to him so maybe I don't have to worry about that, huh?" Jan questioned Sparrow along with giving him a hopeful look too.

[identity profile] blind-shot.livejournal.com 2006-07-25 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Sands woke up to 'I could take him out'. He assumes his murder is being discussed because he's a paranoid freak.
In a leg twitch meant to look like a muscle spasm be brings his foot closer to his hand and pulls the knife out. Sands is much better at long distance killing but since he's gunless this will do.
The agent sits up and puts the knife to Jan's throat as the vampire watches Jack. The movement causes him to sway a little.

"Where are we going? The suspense is just killing me."

[identity profile] blind-shot.livejournal.com 2006-07-25 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Sands is assuming it's the adrenaline causing the pain in his legs to cease. Truthfully he didn't think of it at all until the pirate mentioned it. But that's not the point. This is-
"He was talking about killing me. Put your weapon down."

Sands has no idea if Jack is armed. But he's going to act like he is. It's safer that way. And 'if you have a weapon put it down' was much less intimidating.
Seeing as how he's holding a vampire at knifepoint with blood running down his ruined face- he might be overdoing the intimidation just a smudge.

[identity profile] ex-janvalent852.livejournal.com 2006-07-25 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Having been thru this sort of thing numerous times before, Jan was unperturbed. "You're gonna lie back down an we're gonna work on gettin that last bullet out." He said calmly with a shrug

Disarming the man and knocking him back into unconsciousness would be a piece of cake. However given all the hell the poor guy had been already put thru, Jan wanted to try a diplomatic approach first.

[identity profile] blind-shot.livejournal.com 2006-07-25 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah. Sounds good. Except for the 'lie back' part of the plan." His free hand goes to the holes in his pants to find no bullet wounds where he was sure there were some before. Quite positive really.
Now take away the fact that this is impossible (he's worked through that since none of this is real or likely) Jan wont go healing people he plans to off later. So the only real question is,
"Uhh. Where were you planning to take me? Seriously." The knife pokes threateningly.

"Interested parties want to know. And it's a federal crime to withhold information from a government agent. Especially when that agent wouldn't think twice about gutting you and crawling inside for warmth."

[identity profile] blind-shot.livejournal.com 2006-07-25 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Sands lets Jan go. Slowly.
"Well. If you can't trust your english echo who can you trust?"
The knife falls out of his hand and sticks point first in the tiled floor as Sands slumps back. That took a lot of effort.

"So. Take it out."

[identity profile] ex-janvalent852.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Jan pulled the knife out of the floor, tossing it on the still pushed-to-the-side coffee table. It hit the ashtray causing the spent bullet to roll around. "Yeah I will after Jack administers the anesthesia."

Leaving the pirate to the task of pouring more rum down the CIA agent's throat, Jan grabbed a rag from the small pile the pirate brought with him. Wiping blood off his hands he moved to the computer sitting on the nearby metal desk. Whenever there was a public call for the need of medical attention in the past, people came-out of the woodwork offering help. But so far no else has shown-up to help.

Scaning thru the entries, the vampire's sigh of relief (at it not being a spell behind the low turnout) turned into surprised at the poisoning of the kid samurai. Jan quickly typed a helpful reply to Kurogane (wondering if the guy would only bust the door-lock on his apartment or breakdown the whole door). The replies to the garden angel were anything but friendly, "Fuckin Ferdinand sittin on his ass in the flower field!!" The vampire muttered.

Leaving the news up for Sparrow to read when he had a free moment, Jan turned his attention back on the two men.

Hopefully the patient was good and drunk or better yet on the verge of passing-out.



[identity profile] blind-shot.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
"Jack. Is that your name, echo?"
He smirks in the direction of the pirate.
"Touch me with a needle and you are going to be lobotomized."

No. When Jan turns back from checking his friend page Sands is pushing Jack away from him.
"Take it out or I will but stop dicking around!"

[identity profile] ex-janvalent852.livejournal.com 2006-07-26 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Shit!! Jan grimaced at the sight of a very sober patient and a tipsy nurse.

Just as quickly he shrugged it off. There was always the chance the agent would pass-out early in the operation from the pain.

Waving the pirate over Jan gestured at the other man's torso, "Ok, you're gonna have to lay across his chest and keep him and his good arm from jerkin around while helpin me hold down the bad arm. It's gonna be a real fuckin bitch to get out cause he's awake."