http://repairedbywebs.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] repairedbywebs.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] tampered2007-09-02 08:48 pm

Log; complete

When; September 1st, evening
Rating; PG
Characters; Saya [livejournal.com profile] repairedbywebs and Scholar [livejournal.com profile] bigmamasboy
Summary; Saya invited her little brother out for dinner; hilarity ensues
Log;

It was love.

It was really love, not fake in any sense of her other emotions. What she felt for anybody else was like a grain of sand on a vast, ancient beach.

She hated thinking in poetry. It made her irritated, like her brother did, even as she loved him with all the ability her heart had. Which, apparently, she thought as she waited at the square in a lovely red pinstripe ladies suit coat with a matching hat and a black silk tie, was a lot. She crossed her arms, waiting, watching.

Children ran by her, she didn't pay attention. Someone stared. Unsurprising. It wasn't hard to wait.

Waiting was the easy part.

[identity profile] bigmamasboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Wheels rattled over the gravel as a blond man dressed in his best cargo shorts, a plain white t-shirt, and a colorful crab shack inspired open button down came riding through the square. He had procured a skateboard for inner city travel, the best way to go in Scholar's opinion. As promised he was dressed to the nines; his shoes were closed toe black trainers. All in all he felt he matched Saya's ensemble.

The battered board clicked to a stop, tail end scraping.

"Sister mine," he greeted her with a bright and cheerful smile.

[identity profile] bigmamasboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
The same way he got a surfboard. No harm in breaking the law in a largely lawless city right? And besides, he had liberated both objects from disuse! Saya was lucky Scholar hadn't brought both out.

"I've always been a tall bloke," said the blond as he hopped off his board, coming down in height by only a couple inches. He was 6'1" on flat ground anyway. Scholar grinned, aware of her aggravation and minding none of it. "Where to, Saya me luv? 'avin' anything special," Scholar asked while fishing for the cigarettes in his pocket.

[identity profile] bigmamasboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
"You said the magic word," he countered with that signature smile. The word was steak and with it blood, Saya had to know as much. Scholar puffed on the cancer stick in one hand, the board tucked under his other arm. "Pandora's issit," he asked then laughed, "aw c'mon 'eart, you know I've had worse."

The blond man winked. Fugu wasn't the worst he'd consumed. There was that one time he'd mistakenly chomped on a some garbage along the coast of San Diego; garbage that included a full set of birth control pills.

[identity profile] bigmamasboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
But at least he managed to keep the combination of ice cream, fortune cookies, eclair, and pickles down for the duration of his cycle. Saya would have made him weep only harder had he let himself go over the leather sofa.

"Aw you wouldn't shovel up anyway," Scholar gave her a light nudge to the side, "you've got manners about you. Fork on the left, knife on the right, take modest we li'l bites." He gestured 'wee' with a pinch of his fingers then sucked down the rest of his cigarette to the filter as they approached the restaurant. He tossed the butt end right at the entrance, grounding it out with his toe. Safety first.

"Thanks, luv," the blond winked at the hostess before following her to their private table. Were it a date Saya must have been a cougar out to gouge the beach bum of his virility.

[identity profile] bigmamasboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
"I'll 'ave a beer, Guinness if you've got it," he nodded to the waiter, adding to the order of rarest steak and martinis. Funny combination, but Saya was picking up the check... right?

That question took Scholar by surprise, turning his bright and cheerful look into one of confusion. Sleep with Lupe? Now, she was pretty, as pretty as Faye Valentine in a bikini, as handsome as that Elle Driver sporting the one eye, but sleep with her so soon? Salvatore would have none of it! Or so he presumed. Scholar waggled his finger.

"I slept on 'er couch, not in 'er 'ammock. Don't you think better of me, sister?"

[identity profile] bigmamasboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
"Shot to the heart and you're to blame, Saya," said Scholar with a cool look to his sister. He understood it as her way of just being... her! The older sibling didn't mind. He knew how she truly felt, that were he ever in a jam she would be the first in line coming to his aid.

"I think the lovely lass might know too much," he nodded as their drinks arrived. He took the Guinness by the bottle, sipping from the mouth rather than pouring it into the frosty glass.

[identity profile] bigmamasboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
"You'd be the only one to catch the reference," he returned a grin.

In his few days in the City proper only Saya, Lupe, and that Republican appeared to be from their world, their time. Bon Jovi was an icon for their generation, someone any adult should know. He blinked when all he lifted to his lips was air. Civilized behavior was overrated, honestly, but he watched her pour the black stuff into the glass anyway, then sipped from the foamy head so as to briefly obtain a mustache.

"No," Scholar knew what she meant and just as casually shook his head, "I bribed Lupe by fixing 'er coffee machine and getting the lass a new clock." He smiled, quite proud of that coverup.

[identity profile] bigmamasboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
"Aw it'd pull that shit if I was in 'er flat, but I moved off the couch and now take me kips on a piece of driftwood at the beach," Socrates said proudly. "Lupe's a dear bird, she won't say a word unless I slot 'er off, and I won't. Promise," he winked. Then after a thought...

Scholar rolled his board under the table, to nudge Saya's ankle. "Guess what else I did."

[identity profile] bigmamasboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Ow," Socrates grunted when the board bumped his sockless ankle. He'd have to switch over to Doc Martens come winter, high tops to prevent that from happening again.

"No, there's no prison 'ere. Not a slammer that works anyway," he grinned then leaned forward so the words he spoke were for Saya's ears only. "You know that Attorney at Republican Law? Turns out 'is office boy's an 'erbologist," those blond brows waggled. "I bummed off me last seedlings to him. I'll bet me mate's got the bushes up by Monday."

[identity profile] bigmamasboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeh isn't it fuckin' ace," he practically giggled over the idea.

Socrates imagined young Neville would have four full grown plants with his herbology and magic. Despite his seemingly aloof and off beat nature Scholar did his research, he had to in order to ensure the safety of his saplings. He knew this Longbottom fellow was an adept at... plant growing, or whatever one called a mage proficient in the workings of plant life. That Styles fellow seemed like a potential obstacle, but as long as he didn't smoke in the office right? No one said anything about the possibility of the young mage coming to work high.

"Aw c'mon you know all Republicans 'ave some dirty laundry to wash. What's a li'l grass going to do?"

[identity profile] bigmamasboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
"S'good product too, picked it up in India," he nodded proudly over his seedly findings. Neville didn't seem like he knew what the plants were either. The experience would benefit the young man, Scholar thought. Everyone had to face that gateway at some point in their lives anyway.

Oh he knew Saya was lying. It was a particular type of lie too, the kind meant to spur him to action or another way of saying 'watch your six, idiot'. He appreciated the sentiment regardless. Socrates could take care of himself too, she knew that. Besides, the mages from where they came could be pretentious little cunts. Neville seemed like a genuinely nice sort of boy, the better to proclaim innocence if caught.

"Ace, Saya! Now that's good news," Scholar grinned before taking another sip of his beer. "You know I'll do me best teaching the grommets 'ow to paddle. And you worry yourself not," he shook his head, "I won't even bat an eye at 'is lovey's arse."

[identity profile] bigmamasboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
"I didn't go inland," he shook his head several times, though Scholar wasn't one to admit he was afraid of the twins. They merely freaked out his already freakish sensibilities. Now that was saying something. He was rather fond of Gleek though and regret being unable to say hello to the little long-bodied rodent.

"Oh," Socrates sounded upon understanding what Saya really meant by that remark. It was his turn to quirk a blond brow. Shoot him to get to her? He could really care less about that prospect, his own body capable of regenerating from bullets. Hell he knew aquatics who had recovered from being shred by a fucking propeller. But should she hurt his sister, well that was a different story.

"I'll keep that in mind, luv," he nodded once, sounding quite confident and cool, for only that brief moment. "Where's me steak," whined the blond.

[identity profile] bigmamasboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
Beautiful glorious rare steak. He could smell the blood from his seat, his mouth already watering from the scent. Scholar was fortunate to have been born with dark brown eyes, the better to mask that subtle shift in color when his hunger was aroused. He had not been born with the characteristic aggression and attitude of the average shark, despite his birth in a pool of salties. Socrates had nothing against the wolf kind.

"Yeh yeh, I know the drill, Saya me luv," said the blond while bobbing his head to the motion of the plate. In truth he rather thought Richard a simple likable bloke, and had little opinion of his wife since he'd never met her. "Don't worry your lovely 'ead, you know your Socrates can take care of 'imself," he added with a smile.

His birth name had significance.

[identity profile] bigmamasboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
He knew he could be trusted (to an extent) and knew she trusted him to know his own limits. It worked both ways, though the blond would never declare that to the brunette's face!

"Thank you," Scholar said to Saya, his tone soaked with a near weeping gratitude as he proceeded to cut his steak with the fork alone. She never said anything about proper utensil usage after all.

[identity profile] bigmamasboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
And grow jealous of the meat consumption? Perhaps their diet combined would yield a better use of the meal itself; no bit gone to waste. He actually took the time to pat his mouth free of blood and beef residue with the cloth napkin. Scholar folded the thing and set it under his plate like a polite... 'gentleman'. He quickly washed down the rest of his mannerisms with one last gulp of Guinness.

"Ahhh... hit the spot, that," he nodded, a smile on his face that suggested he was slipping into a food coma. "No no no, if I can't quote Bon Jovi you're not quoting Axl Rose," Scholar grinned, pointing at Saya. "Thank you, sister mine."

[identity profile] bigmamasboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
"Whu'," he asked in a thicker Australian accent do to comatose state. Scholar shook his head, bringing himself back to a higher state of cognitive being. "Aw I wouldn't forget that, Saya," he offered a grin then kicked the tip of his board to prop it upright. "I've got me a set of wheels," he nodded, "'ow about I roll you home?"

[identity profile] bigmamasboy.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
"All right then," he shrugged once and grinned, oblivious to even the possibility of any intent to hurt him. Scholar got to his feet, looking as if he'd roll out of Pandora's on the board, but a few stares from the staff got a waggle of fingers from the blond. He was only kidding about skating out of the establishment. Instead, he kicked the board once more to catch it in his arm. He offered his other to Saya.

"Let me walk you out, Miss," he smiled.