http://flameroy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] flameroy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] tampered2007-12-24 11:05 pm

Food Shopping for Kisses. // Complete

When; Monday 24th December // Christmas Eve
Rating; PG-13 for hardcore snogs? Roy can dream?
Characters; Riza Hawkeye [livejournal.com profile] guardianed and Roy Mustang [livejournal.com profile] flameroy
Summary; The Colonel and First Lieutenant bump into each other whilst busy doing a little last shopping in their spare time. n.n Hopefully, Hawkeye has enough Christmas spirit in her not to pull the gun on Roy?
Log;

Roy was busy. Stood in the middle of an aisle at the nearest food shop close to his apartment building - looking for something edible, easy to cook but healthy enough to feed to a growing teenager - not that he thought the boy needed to grow. He had a feeling that when Alphonse did finally meet his brother, the elder Elric might have a fit after noticing how much taller Al was already.

With a shopping basket in one hand, and the other hand cupping his chin he wandered down the aisle, not paying much attention to where he was walking and looking a little more domesticated than he cared to.

[identity profile] guardianed.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
After having talked to Alphonse about a timely retreat from the outdoors and congratulating herself on not needing to go out today, Hawkeye had been rather disgusted to find that there were several crucial ingredients missing from her refrigerator and she'd need to go out anyways.

She didn't know if she was cursed, but she'd really rather not test it. Really would rather not test it.

Damn the lack of food in her apartment. Anything else and she'd have stayed in anyways.

So she went out, gun clipped to her leg and in her purse, hoping she wouldn't need to use either and attempting to keep in the crowds away from walls and overhangs. This would fail as soon as she had to go into a store, but ...the longer she could keep away from the blasted stuff, the better.

[identity profile] guardianed.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Hawkeye's mind was on quickness, not on stealth. The closest shop would have to do. Get in, grab the two- no, three, things she needed, and escape back into the crowds.

Hand on the door, she spotted a sprig near the top, and broke the thing off, dropping it on the ground. No sense running into someone on the way out.

Really should have kept better track of the state of her fridge.

Opening the door and taking a few quick steps in, prepared to slip past everyone-

"Colonel?"

Oh, this was wonderful, he was walking straight toward a patch. "Careful, sir."

[identity profile] guardianed.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
...He did have to be thick on a day like this.

Pointing above his shoulder at a particularly obvious clump improbably hanging from the lighting, the blonde responded "Some days it does help to check the Network occasionally, sir."

She'd stopped without thinking- and glancing about herself, she moved slightly away from another sprig.

"Curse day."

[identity profile] guardianed.livejournal.com 2007-12-25 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
"Not a problem." She'd been keeping him out of trouble for years, another warning wouldn't hurt.

Hawkeye nodded. "I wouldn't be out at all, but necessity dictated otherwise. Yourself as well, I see."

[identity profile] guardianed.livejournal.com 2007-12-25 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
"Of course." Hawkeye raised an eyebrow briefly. "I have no idea whether he likes milk or not, sir, you'll have to figure that one out on your own."

The Lieutenant was getting antsy- the mistletoe's propensity to pop up when she wasn't looking not a pleasant thought. This was supposed to be a quick trip, she hadn't meant to run into anyone she knew, let alone...

"I'll be getting on with my shopping, if that's alright, Colonel."

[identity profile] guardianed.livejournal.com 2007-12-25 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
It was a strange thing to say, unless you considered the circumstances. "...Or something like that."

Her hand had been hovering within her purse, anxiety making her keep one finger on the handle of the gun. She did not want to pull it out. As reassuring as the weight of it in her palm was, she didn't want to need it.

With the way he'd shifted, she would need to pass him to continue into the store. But there was no mistletoe- she was just being jumpy.

So with the final remark of "I'm sure I'll talk to you soon, Colonel", she passed by him.

And several things happened in very quick succession.

One: She saw, out of the very corner of her eye, a flash of green and white sprout out of the ceiling where it had absolutely no right to be.

Two: She watched herself turn and brush her lips against the Colonel's cheek as if she had no control over- no, that was true, she didn't have any control over it.

Three would have to wait while her brain processed item number two.


Goddamn it.


Hawkeye snapped back to herself in time to hear herself mutter angrily "Oh hell."

[identity profile] guardianed.livejournal.com 2007-12-25 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
If she hadn't been in public she would have shot that damn mistletoe.

Hell.


Her brain still hadn't processed item number two. It was stuck on the reaction of "Oh hell." and stubbornly refused to move on, much as she still remained rooted to the spot.

Had she... She had. Oh hell.

She wanted nothing more than to flee the scene as he obviously had- but she still needed food. Damn, double-damn, and hell.


This would be the quickest shopping trip she'd ever taken.