http://deathbutler.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] deathbutler.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] tampered2008-10-27 02:06 am

Log; Ongoing

When; Monday, Oct. 27th
Rating; PG-13 for Cindy's mouth?
Characters; Grell [[livejournal.com profile] deathbutler] & Cindy [[livejournal.com profile] passionforshoes]
Summary; Job interviews, and of course, laying down guidelines. Not to mention sharing some little tidbits of... juicy~ information. ♥
Log;

Click. Clack. Click. Clack.

Grell's shoes were an audible thing, shapely heels, of course, couldn't be anything else, rapping on the cobblestone streets as he made his way. He still hadn't discarded Madame's red coat, the blood stained number with the rent hole through the back, and it lay easy in the crook of his elbows. A woman's coat really was too tailored for an unfortunate man like this one. Oh, but he had a bag in his elbow, too, and in that bag, his props. The weapons of a master of disguise.

The shop, he recognized the store sign, was not yet open, not yet finished, but he rapped his gloved knuckles on the door frame anyway before letting himself in, tiptoeing light and poking about.

"Ma~~~~ dame~"

[identity profile] passionforshoes.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
She always hated this part of the job, the unpacking and the rearranging of the store racks. She always managed to break one or two nails opening those goddamned cardboard boxes. If this little employee situation worked out, it was definitely a job she'd pawn off to him.

Speaking of him, there was only one person who called her by that title here, a title that hadn't been used on Cindy since her divorce from that slut of a husband.

"Grell?" she answered, popping her blonde head up from behind the counter. "That must be you."

[identity profile] passionforshoes.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
"There are only a few people who call me Madame," she informed him as she made her way around the formica counter. Cindy hated the material and showed her dislike for it by giving it a couple hard raps as she passed it, but it was cheap and she had to make do with what she had here.

"And last time I checked, they weren't here." Cindy finished her sentence as she crossed her arms and leaned against the counter and surveyed Grell make a big to-do about his introduction. She didn't know what to make of him with his bright red hair, his clearly tailored pants and... women's shoes. This would prove to be interesting, to say the least.

"Oh, stop with the bowing. I'm not paying you for that."

[identity profile] passionforshoes.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
Cindy snorted out a laugh, clearly entertained at Grell's eccentric behavior. "Flattery only works if you're trying to get me in bed, not a job, and I have a strict sexual harassment policy."

Unfolding her arms, she pushed herself off the counter with a well-practiced move of her elbows. "As comfortable as my shoes are, I don't intend on having this little meeting standing up."

Cindy's request for him to sit down was punctuated with her pointing out a set of unopened boxes. The chairs wouldn't arrive until sometime later in the week and if he had a problem with a box, then he would need to hit the road now.
Edited 2008-10-27 06:52 (UTC)

[identity profile] passionforshoes.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Cindy was trying very hard to keep her professional edge and not to start laughing at the guy. He crossed his legs better than she did sometimes. Hell, he crossed his legs better than any woman she knew.

And by the looks of Grell's choice in footwear, his obvious feminine streak might be a good thing.

"So, you're a butler?" she asked as she sat down as well, opening the floor for him to tell her everything she needed to know. Cindy didn't like having to walk people through the obvious; it gave her a headache. The faster Grell would pick up on her verbal cues, the better this interview would go.

[identity profile] passionforshoes.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, the dramatics. The dramatics. This guy was really a trip and a half.

"Look, I need a store clerk, not an actor. Is this your everyday behavior or are you putting on a show?" Her tone had a hint of amusement that the words didn't. She honestly didn't give a shit if his old boss kicked the butt or if he had kids or something. She just wanted somebody who could do the work and do it well.

Entertainment was just an extra.

[identity profile] passionforshoes.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
Anyone?

Cindy cocked an eyebrow at him, wondering just what he meant by that. If he was planning to fuck her over in some way, she wouldn't hesitate to fire him.

Or beat him.

Or kill him. It was all the same to her.

"Other than your fabulous taste in shoes, why should I hire you?" Cindy questioned, leaning back and crossing her legs in a similar manner to his. It was a common question she asked during job interviews, but it told her all she needed to know in the span of thirty seconds. She was a busy woman and as much as she liked being entertained, the boxes wouldn't open themselves.

[identity profile] passionforshoes.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
"You'll have to be a bit more specific on the anything part, dear," Cindy replied with a roll of her eyes. This was becoming a pain in her ass faster than she expected it to.

[identity profile] passionforshoes.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, holy hell."

Being a Fable, she'd seen glamour spells being used many a time. Hell, she'd used a couple herself on missions. But none of that prepared her for what just happened right in front of her eyes. The man that looked and acted like a questionable woman was now... a regular man.

"What the hell is going on here? Is this your hobby?"

[identity profile] passionforshoes.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
"So..." Cindy drawled as she tried to figure out just what in the fuck did she offer a job to. "Is this an everyday thing? Like, which one is the real you?"

She'd hired some whack-a-doodles in the centuries she'd been in business, but this was the first time she had witness something along these lines. Honestly, she didn't care as long as the job got done, but that didn't mean she was any less surprised at it.

The Mundanes were always trying to shock and awe somebody. Cindy should have expected it.

[identity profile] passionforshoes.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Actually, I prefer the first one."

She honestly did. This new Grell was too uptight for her. Last thing Cindy needed was uptight in a place where she had to spend forty hours minimum in.

"Would it be too much if I asked that you keep the redhead look?" Cindy began, leaning forward to rest her elbows on her thighs. "Because I don't think you could model the latest season's shoes with the manly look. Well, you could, but I'd rather you not."

Plus a crossdresser would be good for publicity. It would attract the weirdo crowd and they always managed to buy something in the shop.

[identity profile] passionforshoes.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
"Modeling," she confirmed with a nod of her head and a grin on her face. "I prefer that you wear what I sell. Call it shameless self-promotion if you want, but it's worked for me this long and I'm not one to fuck things up."

Standing up, Cindy closed the space in between them and gave Grell a thorough once-over. If she didn't know better, she would have thought they were two different men. He was good.

"And I figured with that special discount, you can afford to. I'll let you do the hobby. It's really none of my business, even if I have an opinion on it. But I have a question."

The last sentence was left hanging, asking for permission to question him in the only way Cindy ever asked anybody for permission.

[identity profile] passionforshoes.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
If Cindy had rolled her eyes any harder, they probably would have rolled right out her head, across the floor and out the door. He certainly was a flatterer, she had to give Grell that. He could almost give Prince Charming competition in that department.

"Exactly what kind of need calls for this transformation?"

[identity profile] passionforshoes.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
Cindy had been in the spy business long enough to know when to take a silent hint and his hint came with a big flashing neon sign that said don't touch it. What she didn't know wouldn't hurt her in this case.

"I'm not even going to ask about this Romeo. Your bedroom antics are nothing I need to know about," Cindy replied, taking back her hand.

[identity profile] passionforshoes.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Please don't. I want to keep my breakfast off the floor, thank you very much." Cindy scrunched up her nose at the thought of Grell doing anything sexual. She just did not want to go there as an employer and innocent bystander.

"Now, is there anything else I should know? You know, I should expect you to come in a dress one day, frilly bloomers the next? Things like that."

[identity profile] passionforshoes.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Absolutely fucking not."

Cindy reached up to rub at her temples with her thumbs; she could feel a headache coming on and if she wasn't so desperate not to work on the weekends, she would have told Grell that maybe this wouldn't work out if he was going to say things like that. She wanted to ask more questions, but her sanity couldn't take the beating right now.

"I'll need you to come in tomorrow. 10am. Not a minute later. I sure hope you like boxes."

[identity profile] passionforshoes.livejournal.com 2008-10-27 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
Cindy just waved him off with a quick movement of her right hand. She wasn't even going to waste her time with reprimanding him for the bow again. All she needed was a big glass of wine and about five or six aspirins.

"Be here tomorrow and I'll give you a set schedule sometime next week." As amusing as he was in the beginning, she was starting to feel like she just signed a death contract with the Big Ol' Mistake God.