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tampered2009-07-17 12:34 am
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I TOLD YOU HE WAS GAY. [CLOSED, COMPLETE]
When; 4pm, July 15th.
Rating; PG? PG-13??
Characters; Konoha, Inc. Assumed.
Summary; Sexual harassment meeting. Ino is on a mission. GOD WE WERE SUPPOSED TO LOG THIS BUT OUR TIMEZONES SUCK. :(
Log;
Shikamaru found himself speaking to his company employees with a chart in laid out in front of him, lazily drawling as he pointed out the obvious facts of the consequences of sexual harassment in the workplace.
Dull. Dull, dull, dull—why did he have to do all this useless work?
Pulling up yet another chart, Shikamaru continued on, making a note to make this meeting as boring as possible. It was evident that he was staring at one Yamanaka Ino and one Uzumaki Naruto—the reasons behind the very fact that they were having this meeting. Oh, he made a note to glare daggers at the two because this was the last thing he wanted to do on a lazy afternoon day.
"And so sexual harassment in an office environment can and will result in disciplinary action by the company—"
He continued on.
Why was Ino staring at him with so much determination over her sly, sly features?
"—another thing we need to address is the abuse of authority—"
And before he knew it, Ino stood up from her seat with a loud 'SCREECH,' pulling her top up—and up and up and up—and there they were. Her breasts.
Shikamaru blinked once. Everyone else gawked like deer caught in her headlights, Naruto the only one with the presence of mind to pull out his phone and snap a quick picture of the event.
Taking a normal breath, Shikamaru turned back to his chart, unphased by Ino's unpredictable move (or did he predict this from the very beginning?), idly stating, "Precisely my point, Yamanaka. Actions like that will only lead to further encouragement within Konoha, Inc..."
And he continued on once again, not noticing Ino calmly pull her shirt back down, apparently satisfied. "God, I told you all. I so told you all he was gay." She sat, flicking her ponytail over her shoulder, acting as though nothing out of the ordinary had happened at all.
Rating; PG? PG-13??
Characters; Konoha, Inc. Assumed.
Summary; Sexual harassment meeting. Ino is on a mission. GOD WE WERE SUPPOSED TO LOG THIS BUT OUR TIMEZONES SUCK. :(
Log;
Shikamaru found himself speaking to his company employees with a chart in laid out in front of him, lazily drawling as he pointed out the obvious facts of the consequences of sexual harassment in the workplace.
Dull. Dull, dull, dull—why did he have to do all this useless work?
Pulling up yet another chart, Shikamaru continued on, making a note to make this meeting as boring as possible. It was evident that he was staring at one Yamanaka Ino and one Uzumaki Naruto—the reasons behind the very fact that they were having this meeting. Oh, he made a note to glare daggers at the two because this was the last thing he wanted to do on a lazy afternoon day.
"And so sexual harassment in an office environment can and will result in disciplinary action by the company—"
He continued on.
Why was Ino staring at him with so much determination over her sly, sly features?
"—another thing we need to address is the abuse of authority—"
And before he knew it, Ino stood up from her seat with a loud 'SCREECH,' pulling her top up—and up and up and up—and there they were. Her breasts.
Shikamaru blinked once. Everyone else gawked like deer caught in her headlights, Naruto the only one with the presence of mind to pull out his phone and snap a quick picture of the event.
Taking a normal breath, Shikamaru turned back to his chart, unphased by Ino's unpredictable move (or did he predict this from the very beginning?), idly stating, "Precisely my point, Yamanaka. Actions like that will only lead to further encouragement within Konoha, Inc..."
And he continued on once again, not noticing Ino calmly pull her shirt back down, apparently satisfied. "God, I told you all. I so told you all he was gay." She sat, flicking her ponytail over her shoulder, acting as though nothing out of the ordinary had happened at all.