[closed] BEEP BEEP MEOW IS NOW RELEVANT

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

When; today!!
Rating; PG for karkat's dirty mouth.
Characters; trollsbackwards and uhhok
Summary; John wakes up with a purring Karkat in his bed.
Log;

[SPRAWLED ON HIS BED it's early in the morning, and he's slowly waking up. there's kind of an unusual weight there, though, and is that purring??]

Wuh — [rubs at his eyes and blindly reaches for his glasses on the bed side table, knocking over a set of playing cards for magic tricks he'd been practicing]

[puts them on.]

[looks down.]

[there's a karkat in his bed.]

Karkat? Dude, are you purring?

Comments

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

[ and the moment John speaks, two yellow eyes pop open.

he takes a look at John. what the hell... ]

John?

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

Yeah...how'd you even get in here? [runs a hand through his hair and yawns STILL SLEEPY. also clearly unaffected by a troll showing up in his bed.]

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

I don't even remember.

[ s-scooting away now. ]

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

Also, do trolls normally purr? [sits up properly, grinning!]

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

[ shoves! ]

That's none of your business!

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

Ow, hey! You're the one invading my bed, man!

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

And you're the one being an insufferable prick.

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

What'd I do?!

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

You were born.

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

Oooh, born. That hurt, Karkat. That hurt deep!

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

Your sarcasm is as dull as your brain.

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. I'm gonna go make breakfast, you want something?

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

No fucking thank you. Who the hell would eat this late in the day?

[ he's not budging. ]

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

I would! [waits for him to get out of his way :|]

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

[ welp. Karkat is just curling up and sleeping. ]

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

...Hey! Karkat! [puts a hand on his shoulder and shake him a bit]

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

[ slaps at. ]

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

Wake up, Karkat! It's morning!

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

[ grabs a pillow, covers his face, and rolls around. ignoring you, John. ]

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

[NUDGES AT HIM WITH A FOOT] Come on, at least get back in your own bed!

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

At least let me kick you in the goddamn shame globes if you touch me again before I go.

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

...Testy! Karkat: not a morning person. This has been noted.

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

We're nocturnal you sack of hoofbeast shit!

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

I wonder what made you come here to curl up in my bed to sleep...

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

Shut up! I don't know and I don't fucking care.