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Rails Before Pails [ Closed ]

When; after this
Rating; PG - language and the like
Characters; Sollux Captor & Karkat Vantas
Summary; <> Shenanigans
Log;

[ pretty much as soon as Karkat gets that little message from Captor, he's tearing away from his little device and bee lining it to that stupid as fuck troll's respiteblock. how dare that idiot bring up something so personal on a medium that can be potentially hacked. it's not like trollian accounts, asshat!

and Karkat is going to make sure that Sollux knows this. mmhmm. completely his intention. forget the fish fuck of an arrival. Karkat Vantas doesn't need to rant and rave at Eridan fucking Ampora from a time in the future, even if by only a few minutes to a few hours.

so here is Karkat, hanging his fist mightily against the door. ]

OPEN THE FUCK UP!

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It's unlocked, Jegus.

[Sollux is a lot more calm, but then, when isn't he? There's a seething, boiling pit of anger in his stomach, but it's directed entirely at the fish prince whose stupid quirk sounds even more retarded when rendered by his text-recognition program, and whose text tastes like rotting fruit to his tongues, at least right now.

He pushes his husktop aside and sits up in his chair, turning to face the door. He can almost see it, hazy but his brain is starting to work out how to translate the tastes and smells into a mental picture.]

Edited 2011-07-18 23:45 (UTC)

[ well okay. not even five seconds and he already feels more than stupid.

fuck this. Karkat is kicking in the door. because he can. because he's hiding all his anxiety and nervousness under a perfectly good fit of rage and irritation. there's a small portion of the guy hoping that Sollux isn't able to actually smell emotions yet.

god, that would just fucking be terrible. ]

What the fucking shit are you doing, asking that shit just so casually like that? Maybe I was just being goddamned honest with you, considering you and that fish punning fuckass like to go at it two horned mountain beasts butting heads continually into fucking forever. Maybe I don't want to have to deal with that shit again.

[For your information, Karkat, it took a lot of guts for him to ask at all. In fact, it was only possible because they were talking over the network, and it's a million times harder to talk about this in front of you, especially when you're this pissed off.

Karkat, you're not the only one who can take refuge in irritation. Sollux can do it, too.]

Excuse me for wanting some clarification. Especially since my memory of our conversation the other day is a little hazy, but so far as I can remember, we never actually finished that conversation.

[ Karkat permits a wince, only because Sollux can't see it. that doesn't make things any easier. seems like both young trolls are more insecure than anything else. well... these types of conversations are never really easy for Karkat. being open and honest with feelings.

HAHAHAHA!

he hadn't needed it with Terezi. she sort of took that off for the both of them. ]

Fuck you.

[ brilliant as ever, huh? since Captor hasn't forgotten that... ]

Actions speak louder than fucking words, Captor. I thought you shitty genius types were supposed to be goddamn quick with catching on to this sort of thing. Maybe your think pan really is stunted in the end, like some sort of one trick minature hoofbeast.

[A few choice responses come to mind, but Sollux keeps getting hung up on what Karkat said, which calms some of the irritation that isn't even directed at Karkat anyway.

Actions speak louder than words? Everything he can think of Karkat doing sure seems pretty pale to him, which is why he's having so much trouble figuring things out. He doesn't want to just assume, and he knows he could be reading into things.]

Look, I know you're so socially stunted that the idea of actually saying something straight out is too much for you. But if you want me to assume we're moirails now, just go ahead and keep being oblique like this, because you sure do seem like you're being pretty sweetly pale on me, kk.

[ he's getting flustered, perhaps blushing a little. ]

Is that a fucking problem, Captor? I can stop if it's such a goddamn problem for you.

[Okay, that was an obvious-enough answer that Sollux is getting flustered, too. He blushes a little and drops his head a bit, catching a whiff of cherry from Karkat across the room.]

No, that's okay. You don't have to stop.

[ this is so terrible and fucking awkward. Karkat can see that stupid yellow on those equally stupid cheeks. fucking fuck... ]

Is that seriously all? All you fucking needed from me? That you couldn't even get off of your ever enlarging nub to just fucking ask?

This may shock you, kk, but you're a little hard to talk to, sometimes.

[He gets up and moves towards the fuzzy image of him he can see in his mind]

And you're a downright asshole, Captor. What's the fucking point?

[ nope. not going to make it easy for him. Karkat is going to stand there and Captor can come to him. ]

[That's okay, at least he's not moving back. Sollux reaches Karkat and doesn't stop, reaching out just like a certain robot did, and with just as much warning.

Have a hug, kk. Whether you like it, or not.]

[ it's okay. sort of. Karkat will just deal with it, considering he's not being licked or some shit. ]

...Fucking sap.

[ not that he has any room to talk. ]

You're one to talk, asshole. [He grins and yes, he does give Karkat's cheek a tiny lick, just to be a jerk]

What are we gonna do about ed?

[ SHOVE SHOVE. GROWL. ]

Ampora? Fuck him sideways with with a goddamn club for all I care. I don't by this apologizing he's pulling out of his spinal crevice.

[Nope, he's staying right where he is]

I don't buy it, either. I think we'll all be lucky if he doesn't wind up killing us all again within a week, and blaming it on us all hating him.

[ struggles a little bit more... but then gives up. ]

He shouldn't have his fucking wand. I bet more than anything, that's the reason why he's had a goddamn change in his murderous ways.

No wand? [Sollux perks up a bit at this. If Eridan doesn't have his wand, it's not such a disadvantage to him that he doesn't have his powers and waitwhyishethinkingaboutthis.] Well, cod, that's something, at least. Maybe he won't wind up going shithive maggots again.

...Are you going to fucking use fish puns?

What? Did I? [He winces] Well, so what?

So no, that's fucking what.

You're not making sense, kk. [Glaring a little] Ff got me into the habit a little. It's not like I meant to, it just slipped out.

I don't need another punning fuckass in my life, that's what.

Look, I don't want to do it. They're like an infectious disease.

If I start using that ridiculous quirk in my speech, I will fucking throw you into the Underground and sell your organs on the black market.

[He's snickering at you, Karkat] At least it's not horse puns.

Don't even fucking joke about that.

You're right, that was totally going too far.

Yeah, maybe. I don't know. The guy is fucking dead too, apparently.

Yeah, I kinda figured that...

This just got fucking awkward as fuck.

[Smile] Not surprising, since it's us. [He finally draws back, releasing Karkat from the hug] So. Moirails then. Awesome.

The most awkward ones, to be sure.

[Snickers] That's for sure.

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