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When; shortly after terezi's departure!
Rating; pg
Characters; ironicool and uhhok
Summary; John does is best so subtly try and cheer Dave up over Terezi's absence!
Log;



[pretty sure dave is struggling here, but he doesn't want to make it obvious that he thinks that, since dave won't take that well. so instead of giving him some pep talk, he's going to try and mess with him a bit to distract him first!

hence the smuppet he's holding in his hands and slowly inching toward dave from behind, trying to be as quiet as possible as he steps near him]

Comments

[hashrap]

[ not even looking up from what he's doing, which is probably mindlessly checking posts on the network. ]

You're about as quiet as a freight train, dude.

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

[well.

shit. so much for that!]

Dammit! I thought I told you no super powers in the apartment, Superman.

[hashrap]

The day you get something past me is the day the world ends. It would signal the beginning of the apocalypse.

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

Didn't that already happen on earth? [SITS DOWN next to him in a sprawl]

[hashrap]

[ still not looking at him. ]

Guess so. For the record, that had nothing to do with me.

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

That's exactly what someone that had something to do with it would say.

[SHOVES SMUPPET IN HIS FACE]

[hashrap]

[ oh.






oh.



violently jumps back.

so cool. ]

What the fuck, Egbert?

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

Found it in your bed. Care to explain?

[hashrap]

[ eying it JOHN IT'S STARING ]

Rose.

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

So you...kept it in your bed?

[hashrap]

Yes. We're having an affair. Sorry you had to hear it like this.

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

So that weird puppet fetish...it's not just a thing for your Bro?

[hashrap]

Nah dude, remember what I told you? Puppets are great.

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

Well, that's good to hear, because I kind of filled your room with them just now.

[hashrap]

[ there's... no way that's true... ]

Nice joke, dude.

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

[just slowly makes this face]

[hashrap]

[ so wary jesus he wants to go look so bad ]

Doubt my murder would've let you fuck around in their territory.

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

My clever disguise threw them off.

[hashrap]

I instantly and totally believe you.

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

I hear that sarcasm!

[hashrap]

[ the most monotone gasp ever. ] No way.

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

[shoves at him] Whatever, dude! If I hear a girly shriek from your room I'll know it'll partly be from being proven wrong!

[hashrap]

Dude. I don't shriek.

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

I heard you that one time.

[hashrap]

There was a bug on my shirt.

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. And the other time?

[hashrap]

Dropped my burrito.

[dorkways.livejournal.com]

You are such a girl.