"No." It's unclear whether this is in response to Peter's twofold offer or his title or simply a denial that this is happening. Justin gets up again and tries to remember where he left Neil and Todd.

On second thought, he doesn't think he wants to be around those two right now. They never flirt in public, but their mere togetherness is like a slap in the face. Justin sits back down, gives Peter a very serious look, and says, "I've died a virgin three times. I'd rather do that a fourth time than have a... a wingman, or..."

Justin doubles over to put his forehead on the table, wondering what his life is. "You're the Master of Darkness?"