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[awkwards]

When; saturday, 7 april.
Rating; pg13. curtis and alisha are their sexy selves. cursing.
Characters; curtis donohottie (mrbackwards) and alisha hotley (awkwards)
Summary; as a price for being idiots, alisha and curtis go shopping for something that isn’t slutty or a wifebeater. or the price you pay when you take alisha’s clothes and give them to strangers. ( set after this )
Log;

[ she looks like a fucking easter egg. he really wasn’t joking when he said she should wear a dress that resembled an easter egg.

alisha’s in the change room, with curtis waiting - or brooding - outside. she doesn’t really want to come out. she looks fucking awful. hot pink is definitely not her colour and she’ll gladly admit to it. she stares, rather unimpressed, at herself in the mirror and just waits for curtis to stop huffing and puffing.

even when he’s not huffing and puffing, he is huffing and puffing. she figures she might as well let him know she hasn’t died in here. but like hell is she coming out! ]

I look like a fucking egg. No one wears shit like this.

Comments

/unblocks me for you.

[mrbackwards]

[ snerk. ] And a monocle?

how can you when i block your unblocking?

[awkwards]

[ she assesses his derpy face, grinning. ] Can you even grow facial hair?

how can you stand to question me?

[mrbackwards]

Of course I can.. just don't like it.

[ yes he's rubbing his chin. ]

easy. up straight!

[awkwards]

[ she never wants to see curtis with a moustache or beard, but she'll just pretend he can't grow one. ] You always have such a clean face.

You've grown one before?

SOB

[mrbackwards]

[ but he's a man and he can :( ] I've had stubble, never an all out beard. You think it looks all right, yeah? Clean shave?

pats.

[awkwards]

[ she gives him a shrug. ] It's alright. [ look, curtis, you're hot. ] It's just weird, thinking of you with a beard or something.

Nathan's would be fucking disgusting. [ she laughs a little. ]

flops on.

[mrbackwards]

Just all right? [ well, duh, he is fabulous but girls need to think so, too. ]

You seen him with that fucking mustache a few weeks back?

squashed.

[awkwards]

[ alisha's about to reply - but she starts pissing herself laughing. ] It looked like a rat, didn't it! That's not a mustache. That was like a dead animal.