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When; December 1st
Rating; can't see higher than G
Characters; Hatter and Theo
Summary; someone's offered to help find a substitute protein source for Hatter's magical little pet goats
Log;

Between everything that had happened over the last month it had taken nem longer to gather all the items Theo had requested. Ne'd finally gotten everything together and stashed safely away in one of the castle's rooms that had been converted into a makeshift laboratory. Now it was just a matter of seeing how far they could get and if the goats would agree to the change in diet.

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After a few minutes the bunny starts to stir with a few sharp kicks of its hind legs.

Ne keeps up the petting, talking to the rabbit quietly as well to try and keep it calm. It would be annoying for the work done on it to go to waste whether or not anything else comes from it.

The rabbit bites nim with tiny sharp fangs.

The bite is quite unexpected and the little thing is quite lucky ne's got experience dealing with sharp items and they need him. Ne does have a habit of blowing up things when upset.

Theo leans over and reaches out to the bunny. It doesn't react in terror, instead it nuzzles his hand.

"I think it worked."

IT'S UNDEAD! UNDEAD! UNDEAD!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

Ne just smiles at both of them. "Good. Hopefully Phear and Tehrror think so as well."

"Now we have to hope the goats think it's dinner."

Of course if the goats enjoy the bunny that's going to bring up other issues. "If they do, more will be needed yes? Will this need to be preformed for every meal then?" Do undead bunnies multiply like regular ones?

"I was thinking of showing them the bunny and seeing if they were interested in it. Then deciding what to do from there."

"A good idea. Although with only one you might not want to get too close, One would hate for someone to get hurt if they both decide they want it right then."

Yes, Theo you're carrying the bunny this time since he now likes you. Or rather likes the taste of nem.

He doesn't mind. In fact Jasper is trying to make friends with the bunny now. Theo is thinking that Bunnicula would be a good name for it.

"That's a good idea."

Hatter would probably agree if ne knew the story, even so the name would make sense. But how smart is it for Jasper to become friendly with potential lab fodder? Poor thing.

"Let's go then, better to find out soon than later if it's acceptable."

Theo loved the book as a child and wanted his own vampire bunny. His parents wouldn't let him have one.

Well, Jasper is a zombie rat, so not that smart. The bunny tries to bite Jasper so Theo bops it on the nose and with a quiet word and the tiniest hint of power the bunny settles sleepily in his arms.

"That's acceptable."

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