infernoandhearth: (Demonstrating)
Luke {Loki Laufeyjarson} ([personal profile] infernoandhearth) wrote in [community profile] tampered2013-01-14 09:34 pm

cw: all the drugs (only weed [aesir weed])

When; right now
Rating; lokis
Characters; Lokis ([personal profile] infernoandhearth, [personal profile] doeswhathewants), Bruce ([personal profile] hulkbusted), Leah ([personal profile] helsmaiden) and whoever else is in City Solutions and wants weed cookies I guess?
Summary; After an outrageously complicated plan which nets them the Sparkle Glowstick of Metaphor, Norse Cuddle Puddle drugs up Bruce because that's how all good plans should end.
Log;
The sceptre box safely stashed (and rock-shaped outside), Luke is feeling very pleased with himself, and Serrure and Leah into the bargain.
"Whose biscuits are those?" he asks, as if he's no idea. The plate was set down on a side table in the scuffle. "Are they going spare?"
doeswhathewants: (Not as Planned)

[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2013-01-22 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
"Is not what I said," With a hint of a glare at Leah. "I said more for us. Yes. These are congratulation cookies. I was rather unsure you would be of a need for a snow cone machine here."

Just so amused. "The new traditional gift for jotunkind. Snow cones for the birth of a child."
helsmaiden: (concerned)

[personal profile] helsmaiden 2013-01-22 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Leah hasn't heard of snowcones. Has Loki been holding out on her?

"We wished to convey our congratulations. Baked goods seemed an appropriate Midgardian gift."
hulkbusted: new (unsure - scrunched face)

[personal profile] hulkbusted 2013-01-22 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Right. Great. Now it's clear. This some kind of bizarre congratulations on the birth of...

Pinching the bridge of his nose a last time, Bruce takes a cookie and forces a smile. "Thanks. That's just great."
doeswhathewants: (Surprise)

[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2013-01-22 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Just blinks innocently at Leah's look, "What? I'll take you out for snowcones tomorrow, okay? They are not nearly as good as shaken milk. But I do not think Rapunzel would approve of us keeping a cow."

Then at Luke, "You are a bit odd sometimes." Affectionately. And hopefully he doesn't brew pot tea.
helsmaiden: (I drink your milkshake)

[personal profile] helsmaiden 2013-01-22 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Leah hasn't got much to say; she just keeps munching on her cookie. The strange taste is rather appealing once you get used to it.
hulkbusted: (random - mid-word)

[personal profile] hulkbusted 2013-01-24 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
What is going on in his apartment?

"Guys." He takes a bite of the cookie and frowns slightly. It tastes... odd. "Guys, this is great, but it's not necessary. We could have met somewhere--" not his apartment "--else."
doeswhathewants: (Pick A Card)

[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2013-01-24 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Thrombie," Serrure huffs. "I am calling him Thorrible. And sometimes he pauses if one tosses a steak at him. But I ran out." And shrugs.

Then to Bruce, "I thought it only fair to gift the father with something as I did the mother, Luke suggested these." And offers the cookies again, taking another for himself before he starts acting on the laughing feeling building in his stomach.
helsmaiden: (ᴕ your creature)

[personal profile] helsmaiden 2013-01-24 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Leah takes another cookie. "You really must take more. They're yours, after all."
Edited 2013-01-24 03:40 (UTC)
hulkbusted: new (unsure - scrunched face)

[personal profile] hulkbusted 2013-01-24 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Instead Bruce just gives the cookie a sniff and tries not to wrinkle his nose. "What kind of cookies are these?"

Wait, what? What is Luke doing in his kitchen?

"Excuse me." He sets the cookie on the plate and hurries to make sure Luke isn't pyrobating with his stove.
doeswhathewants: (Hooded)

[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2013-01-24 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
"Organic," Serrure chimes in. "You are the healthy sort, right? See, we were attempting to be thoughtful to your dietary needs. But really, if you do not want them- I mean, it would be terribly offensive to not accept a gift- but I'm sure we could eat them."
helsmaiden: (giggle)

[personal profile] helsmaiden 2013-01-24 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
"We already are eating them!" Leah giggles into her cookie.

As soon as Bruce leaves the room she leans over to Loki. "I do not believe he is falling for it."
hulkbusted: new (unsure - well...)

[personal profile] hulkbusted 2013-01-24 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Bruce pulls open the cabinet by the stove that has his tins and boxes of tea. "You were looking for this?"

Obviously, he's not getting rid of them quickly if Luke has decided to make tea. He moves to another cabinet and opens it, showing Luke where the mugs are.

Calling out to Serrure while he fetches milk from the fridge: "I'm not taking lectures on manners from you."
doeswhathewants: (Default)

[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2013-01-24 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
"I am not lecturing, only relating the ... ah... cultural meaning of gifting. Of the Aesir." And he might have just made that up, but there's also a bit of truth and anyway, while Bruce is distracted, he's slipping a cookie into his hand and going to stare at the stove.
helsmaiden: (⟡ extend arm)

[personal profile] helsmaiden 2013-01-24 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
And Leah will help with a "Here, Dr. Bruce, try one."
hulkbusted: new (random - ick)

[personal profile] hulkbusted 2013-01-24 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Bruce absently took the cookie from Leah while he...

Huh, he'd gotten distracted for a second there. He was... oh, right. "If you mean a kettle, it's right in front of your face. If you mean a teapot? I don't have one. Make the tea in the cup."

He took a bite of the cookie and made a face. Weird tasting thing, but now he'd taken a bite out of politeness sake and if he surreptitiously set it aside, oh well.
doeswhathewants: (Default)

[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2013-01-25 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
He's just going to nudge Leah with an elbow, "Giggling. You just giggled. I heard it. No take backs." And grins at her, chomping down on another cookie.

"What does it taste like, Luke, is it sweet?" Serrure tended to stay on the latte part of the Starbucks menu and pint sized god of poor life choices on caffeine, isn't that a thought.
Edited 2013-01-25 18:49 (UTC)