Luke {Loki Laufeyjarson} (
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tampered2013-01-14 09:34 pm
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cw: all the drugs (only weed [aesir weed])
When; right now
Rating; lokis
Characters; Lokis (
infernoandhearth,
doeswhathewants), Bruce (
hulkbusted), Leah (
helsmaiden) and whoever else is in City Solutions and wants weed cookies I guess?
Summary; After an outrageously complicated plan which nets them the Sparkle Glowstick of Metaphor, Norse Cuddle Puddle drugs up Bruce because that's how all good plans should end.
Log;
The sceptre box safely stashed (and rock-shaped outside), Luke is feeling very pleased with himself, and Serrure and Leah into the bargain.
"Whose biscuits are those?" he asks, as if he's no idea. The plate was set down on a side table in the scuffle. "Are they going spare?"
Rating; lokis
Characters; Lokis (
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Summary; After an outrageously complicated plan which nets them the Sparkle Glowstick of Metaphor, Norse Cuddle Puddle drugs up Bruce because that's how all good plans should end.
Log;
The sceptre box safely stashed (and rock-shaped outside), Luke is feeling very pleased with himself, and Serrure and Leah into the bargain.
"Whose biscuits are those?" he asks, as if he's no idea. The plate was set down on a side table in the scuffle. "Are they going spare?"
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Just so amused. "The new traditional gift for jotunkind. Snow cones for the birth of a child."
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"We wished to convey our congratulations. Baked goods seemed an appropriate Midgardian gift."
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Pinching the bridge of his nose a last time, Bruce takes a cookie and forces a smile. "Thanks. That's just great."
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Then at Luke, "You are a bit odd sometimes." Affectionately. And hopefully he doesn't brew pot tea.
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"Guys." He takes a bite of the cookie and frowns slightly. It tastes... odd. "Guys, this is great, but it's not necessary. We could have met somewhere--" not his apartment "--else."
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He turns on the gas. It turns on the fire.
"Your stove lights by itself, Bruce!!!!" Luke announces excitedly, with a good deal of exclamation marks.
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Then to Bruce, "I thought it only fair to gift the father with something as I did the mother, Luke suggested these." And offers the cookies again, taking another for himself before he starts acting on the laughing feeling building in his stomach.
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Wait, what? What is Luke doing in his kitchen?
"Excuse me." He sets the cookie on the plate and hurries to make sure Luke isn't pyrobating with his stove.
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"Chocolate chip?" Luke suggests, already searching for Bruce's tea.
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As soon as Bruce leaves the room she leans over to Loki. "I do not believe he is falling for it."
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Obviously, he's not getting rid of them quickly if Luke has decided to make tea. He moves to another cabinet and opens it, showing Luke where the mugs are.
Calling out to Serrure while he fetches milk from the fridge: "I'm not taking lectures on manners from you."
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"Have you a pot?"
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Huh, he'd gotten distracted for a second there. He was... oh, right. "If you mean a kettle, it's right in front of your face. If you mean a teapot? I don't have one. Make the tea in the cup."
He took a bite of the cookie and made a face. Weird tasting thing, but now he'd taken a bite out of politeness sake and if he surreptitiously set it aside, oh well.
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"Very well. Cup tea it is. Would you all like some, as I suppose I must account for that, now." He took out four mugs all the same, without waiting for an answer, and took Bruce's discarded cookie to munch on.
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"What does it taste like, Luke, is it sweet?" Serrure tended to stay on the latte part of the Starbucks menu and pint sized god of poor life choices on caffeine, isn't that a thought.