You'd not even allow Jane to ...handle Mjolnir? [Why yes, that is a lewd entendre, but he asks so innocuously.]

Yes Darcy, if you are willing and able, you may polish his hammer. [And he's just going to give her a wink, because there's entendre there, too.]

Quite the wit, he is, wouldn't you say? [He's ignoring the rules of your house because he does what he wants and distorting time and space to appear as he pleases, without summons, is something he wants. You ought well be grateful, Thor, that he is deigning to visit you.]