→ maybe i'm a different breed, maybe i'm not listening,

[studmuffin]

When: August 5th ( evening )
Rating: R? Maybe? He's sixteen so who knows what's going to come out of his mouth.
Characters: Stilinski Jr. & you !
Summary: Sometimes you just have to get really, really wasted to deal with your teenage angst.

[ There are a lot of things you can get in the Underground if you just ask. Stiles has sheer dumb courage on his side ( and a winning personality ) and it's not that hard to walk out with a brand spanking new fake id. Objectively he knows he should have told Scott but he half figures his bestie will be busy making sure his mom settles in and anyway, the memory up on the network still stings.

So he tries the places they don't recognize him, carts his bottle in a backpack to the quietest part of Xanadu and gets steadily drunker. It's not hard to do. He's not really a big drinker beyond the occasional pilfered bottle of his dad's not insignificant collection. And it's not long before he's using his bag as a pillow and humming some idle pop song as he's sprawled across the grass.

He feels better, that's a plus, right? ]

Comments

[intheblanks]

How many of them do you want to eat you?

[studmuffin]

I don't know man, Captain Kirk is here.

[intheblanks]

Ouch. [He drops flat onto his back, one hand groping out for that bottle.] Try not to kill my childhood.

[studmuffin]

Chris Pine Captain Kirk.

[ Snickering. ] But also he's super hot and I made him lasagna and he threw me about for a while. I mean, to teach me how to fight but still.

[intheblanks]

Still grows up into Shatner. [Look, Chase thinks the guy is cool but no, Stiles, just no.] Careful, wrestle too hard and the toupee could come off in your hands.

[And wait wait wait. He's sitting up now.]

You made him lasagna?

[studmuffin]

He can't cook?

[ AND STILES MAKES THE BEST LASAGNA. ]

[intheblanks]

[Fffft.]

I see how it is.

[Chase wouldnt know, HE HAS NEVER BEEN OFFERED ANY.]

[studmuffin]

Hey.

[ Wow. ] I would totally make you lasagna if I thought you'd want it. Helps keep my skills sharp.