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[deadmanbusiness]

When; February 13th
Rating; PG-13 probably.
Characters; Theo and Meyer
Summary; Theo runs into Meyer in the underground... doing some not so nice things ... either of them.


Log;

The Underground always held an appeal to Theo. He liked being around creatures of the night. He also found a very nice business in retrieving magical items that probably shouldn't be hanging around. It was a Thing he decided to do after his knife got stolen.

Currently, he was wiping said knife off of a body. An undead of some sort - one he'd never seen before except in the City - was trying to sell some cursed items to people without saying they were cursed. Theo decided to stop that sort of business. The creature didn't appreciate it. Undead really shouldn't attack necromancers. Especially demi-god necromancers.

Hearing footsteps behind him, he spun up, pointing the knife at whomever it was behind him. "If you're looking to buy or sell, he's not interested," he said lightly.

Comments

[recognize_an_opportunity]

"Well, I suppose if something's successful enough to become a billion dollar industry, there must be some value to it, if only its remarkable ability to turn a profit."

He'll watch Disney movies someday in his future. He'll probably dislike them then, too, but admire the profit margins. That, at least, is something he can very much appreciate.

[deadmanbusiness]

"Little girls are very profitable. And that sounded horribly wrong."

Theo's not very fond of them. He's seen them and he'll end up watching more when he has little girls too. Because that's what good dads do.

[recognize_an_opportunity]

"I'm sure they provide an excellent market for all kinds of ridiculous toys and products, yes."

This just makes him dread having children even more, and he's certain that it'll happen someday. And now he's imagining Theo with children, and very slowly raising an eyebrow at the mental image.

[deadmanbusiness]

"Lots of pink things." And he shudders briefly. "At least in my time."

Theo, if Meyer remembers, had returned to the City uncertain if his wife was pregnant or not.

If it helps matters, Theo can't imagine Meyer with kids either.

[recognize_an_opportunity]

"Lots of frills and bows, in mine. Largely..."

He looks down at the body again, then shakes his head.

"Perhaps we should continue this conversation, fascinating as it is, at another time. I still have business to attend to."

[deadmanbusiness]

"You're right. I suppose I'll see you later."

With that, he gives Meyer a nod and then gestures at the body. It lurches up to its feet, clearly not sentient in any sense of the word, more like a puppet, and follows Theo as he does a lovely disappearing act into the shadows.