ext_292743 ([identity profile] evilbeneath.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] tampered2006-05-08 11:03 am

Log; Finished

When; In the evening
Rating; G for now
Characters; [livejournal.com profile] evilbeneath, [livejournal.com profile] milanbutterfly and [livejournal.com profile] rozenmagician
Summary; Continuing from this post, Cain decided that the best way for Caterina to show her loyalty is to cook them both dinner.
Log;

It was almost time for the both of them to arrive. He should have asked them to come earlier. Though Cain has spent most of the day keeping himself amused by bantering with his neighbors, he grew bored of facing the screen before long. Though it affectively kept him busy, Cain is not the sort who liked sitting still for a long period of time. Especially since this world is working in his favor. Instead for just a mere few hours, his form could easily retain itself for two, three days.

He plopped himself onto the uncomfortable furniture and waited.

[OOC Note; Shortest tag evar D= And the cut title taken from one the musical cabaret's song, 'Mein Herr']

[identity profile] rozenmagician.livejournal.com 2006-05-12 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
“That’s relieving,” Isaak commented when Caterina assured she was unharmed. It was a miracle her voluminous hair had not caught fire. He followed Cain to the dinning room and waited for her to serve the result from her adventure. Kämpfer looked down and ventured a bite.

His stomach would have turned if he was a normal human. The fish was cold inside. He subtly muttered some chant to heat them before Cain ate his. He would not spend the rest of his day looking after a sullen Kreznik protesting about stomach aches.

“For your first attempt, Eisendame, it’s better than I expected.”

[identity profile] milanbutterfly.livejournal.com 2006-05-12 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Caterina frowned slightly, "Peeled? Why would I peel that?" Her inexperience showed there, but she bowed her head graciously, "I thank you both for your compliments."

And of course the bones were still in the fish.

[identity profile] rozenmagician.livejournal.com 2006-05-12 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
“You must peeled the potatoes from the skin before cut them and fry them, Eisendame,” Isaak explained, his expression mildly alarmed when he swallowed one of the fish bones. His elastic skin allowed Kämpfer to digest them.

Picking up his wineglass, he chanted once more, making tiny shadows devour the bones in his and Cain’s dish before his leader got choked with a loose spine.

Perhaps he should have named the Duchess Küchengefahr instead of Eisendame.

[[OOC: Küchengefahr = Kitchen Peril/Danger]].

[identity profile] milanbutterfly.livejournal.com 2006-05-12 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Washed?" Caterina asked, with a frown. "No, I did not wash the potatoes. Though your compliments on the fish are appreciated, I believe whomever the fish was bought from must have taken the bones out, I myself did not do it."

[identity profile] rozenmagician.livejournal.com 2006-05-12 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Isaak frowned when Cain complimented Caterina. He was making him look in a gloomy light in front of the Duchess. He finished his fish first, forced himself to swallow that, as a way to display his own satisfaction and improve his image.

“Roses doesn’t have thorns. Fishes don’t have bones,” he mused, feigning innocence and sipped white wine to wash away the bad taste from his mouth.

[identity profile] milanbutterfly.livejournal.com 2006-05-14 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
"Perhaps they float," Caterina suggested helpfully. Then inclined her head, watching.

Isaak's comment caught her attention, was he attempting to impress upon her that the fixes were his doing? She was grateful for that, but wondered why.

[identity profile] rozenmagician.livejournal.com 2006-05-14 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Isaak put the empty glass down, grateful the wine had covered the bad flavour. Too much spice. Only Mein Herr could like it. He smiled at Cain when he queried about the fishes.

“We haven’t seen any river or lake, haven’t we?” he asked, furrowing his brows. “This world doesn’t follow the logic ours does. Thus impossible feats like roses without thorns, eggs falling from the sky, everblooming lilies and fishes lacking bones aren’t oddities.”

[identity profile] milanbutterfly.livejournal.com 2006-05-14 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"That is quite a philosophical line of reasoning, Mein Herr," Caterina replied indulgently and lay a hand on his shoulder, "Shall I clear your plate now?" This ... had not been so bad. Cain was rather like Abel. An evil, insidious Abel who was more spoilt and selfish.

[identity profile] rozenmagician.livejournal.com 2006-05-14 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
“Quite profound, my Lord,” Isaak commented, agreeing with a nod. Talking regarding different rules and logic that applied to different worlds made him nostalgic. “However, you are correct. I haven’t spotted floating fishes, however.”

If he did, he would probably think himself delirious first.

“Eisendame, do please take the dishes. I will wash them later,” dismissed the Magician, glancing at Cain. “Mein Herr needs a minute to think of your rank.”

Also, he did not like how agreeable Caterina had displayed herself later on the evening. There was not tension in her body. None the Mage was able to detect. She could not develop a soft spot for Cain, could she? That was absurd to even think about it. No one had a soft spot for Mein Herr. Even Dietrich. The Puppet Master just worshipped the Kreznik.

[[OOC: Jealous!Isaak]].