ext_292743 ([identity profile] evilbeneath.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] tampered2006-05-08 11:03 am

Log; Finished

When; In the evening
Rating; G for now
Characters; [livejournal.com profile] evilbeneath, [livejournal.com profile] milanbutterfly and [livejournal.com profile] rozenmagician
Summary; Continuing from this post, Cain decided that the best way for Caterina to show her loyalty is to cook them both dinner.
Log;

It was almost time for the both of them to arrive. He should have asked them to come earlier. Though Cain has spent most of the day keeping himself amused by bantering with his neighbors, he grew bored of facing the screen before long. Though it affectively kept him busy, Cain is not the sort who liked sitting still for a long period of time. Especially since this world is working in his favor. Instead for just a mere few hours, his form could easily retain itself for two, three days.

He plopped himself onto the uncomfortable furniture and waited.

[OOC Note; Shortest tag evar D= And the cut title taken from one the musical cabaret's song, 'Mein Herr']

[identity profile] milanbutterfly.livejournal.com 2006-05-08 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
She approached the building cautiously, knowing that others were living inside the dwelling aside of Cain. Straightening her spine, Caterina walked slowly, still wearing her brilliant red Cardinal's outfit. She had tightened the corset rather ambitiously this morning now that she could catch her breath without her illness intruding.

The ticking was still tearing at her health, however, but after taking Isaak's advice and hiring maids, the ticking had stopped and the decline of her health had slowed. Now she needed to keep her wits about her and much more importantly, her patience in dealing with the creepy Kreznik.

Smoothing her skirts and adjusting her hair, Caterina approached Cain's door and rapped softly upon it with her knuckles, then cleared her throat, "Mein Herr? I am here for my....test."

[identity profile] rozenmagician.livejournal.com 2006-05-08 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Isaak Fernand von Kämpfer had been summoned to attend the dinner by Mein Herr. Unfortunately, he did not know where Dietrich was wandering to bring him along and have some Order bonding between him and the Duchess of Milan.

Mores the pity.

The decoration of Cain’s apartment was even more garish than his. Of course, he complimented his Lord’s impeccable taste with a straight face and a polite, cynical voice.

Clothed in his uniform, complete with the red armband, Isaak waited for Caterina’s arrival with great anxiety while Mein Herr rest. At least he did not have to fear of dying of food poisoning with his irregular metabolism.

Or so he hoped.

Hearing the knock and her voice, Kämpfer readily opened the door and gestured her to enter. “Welcome, Duchess. We were waiting for you. Mein Herr must be eager to have his ration of fish and chips soon enough,” he greeted with a smirk, half of his face was shadowed by his black strands. “He has your clothes prepared as well when you are ready.”

[identity profile] milanbutterfly.livejournal.com 2006-05-08 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
"Goodevening, Kampfer," Caterina murmured, inclining her head. "I do hope I am not late." Then was addressed by Mein Herr and bowed her head to him, "Goodevening, Mein Herr."

And paused for a moment, eyes widening, she had forgotten about the uniform. "My apologies, Mein Herr, Kampfer," Making sure to address Cain first, "I have left my maids at home and I am afraid I could not possibly dress myself." After all, getting out of her garments was complicated enough, getting into them would be even more difficult.

She was, however, prepared to cook the meal. Isaak had informed her earlier about fish and chips being Mein Herr's favorite foods and thusly she would cook them. So, she had gone to the cafe and ordered them to see what they looked like and what they were made out of. And Isaak had gathered the ingredients. How hard could this be?

[identity profile] rozenmagician.livejournal.com 2006-05-08 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Isaak’s head remained lowered on Cain’s presence, giving the semblance of a perfect servant. He moved next to him slowly, almost like a shadow hidden by the dim lightening inside and stood at his right.

“That could be a problem,” commented Kämpfer, tilting his head. “Should I fetch part of her personnel, my Lord? Or should I aid her personally?” He put the choice on Cain’s shoulders; after all, he had to give some mirage of subordination.

He would prefer the cyborg had accompanied the Duchess, thus assuring the meal would be well cooked and without accidents.

[identity profile] milanbutterfly.livejournal.com 2006-05-08 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Caterina's eyes widened slightly at Isaak's offer, but she was less nervous than one might expect. He had seen her nude, after all, and she would at least be in her undergarments and he could close his eyes for the most part.

However, she was still a lady and having strange men help her dress, strange human men that is, would be going against her entire upbringing.

So she waited until Cain made his pronouncement and felt her throat go dry. NO! It was bad enough that she had to wear those clothes, cook and serve him but to have him see her in her undergarments!

About to protest, she realized this was an opportunity to show how trustworthy she was and calmed, trying to unclench her fists from her sides and relax her strained muscles. "I appreciate your condescending to aide me, Mein Herr. Do you wish for me to change now?"

[identity profile] milanbutterfly.livejournal.com 2006-05-08 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
"We shall adjourn to that room," Caterina replied calmly, there was no need to lose that much more of her modesty by changing in front of two males. Inclining her head, she waited for Cain to lead her into the room and cast a glance at Isaak from the corner of her eyes. It was slightly murderous.

Upon entering the room, she turned, giving Cain her back and said slighlty awkwardly as she smoothed back her large curls, catching them between her fingers and clasping them up and off of her neck, "Please start by unlacing my corset. There are a few hooks as well. Proceed carefully."

[identity profile] milanbutterfly.livejournal.com 2006-05-08 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"I will not need luck, Panzer Magier," Caterina replied, mentally adding that she would need something akin to a miracle. Though really, how hard could frying some fish and potato slices be? Certainly not as difficult as attempting to lace a corset while wearing it.

Cain's sudden grin was alarming, so close to Abel's expression that it prickled the flesh along her arms and caught her breath in her throat. But no, there was something sharper to Cain's smile, something more wild in his eyes. This was not Abel. Finally she breathed.

"Thank you, Mein Herr, you are most generous with your compliments," She replied, keeping her eyes downcast. He was trying to play with her, but she would stand for none of that. "With your leave, I will begin my task."

Then headed for the kitchen. A frown creased her lips as she took in the flour, oil, fish, potatos and frying pan. Stepping forward, she looked at the stove, attempting to determine how one went about turning it on.

[identity profile] rozenmagician.livejournal.com 2006-05-09 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Isaak mused his response at Cain’s comment regarding Caterina’s outfit. He could not praise or insult her. He knew she would be offended if he brought up the design of her attire. The Duchess was a difficult woman to please.

Clearing his throat, he spoke softly. “Eisendame looks splendid no matter what she wears. However, I must agree that the black is particularly becoming on her.” He followed her with his gaze as Caterina walked towards the kitchen. He would pay attention to the atmosphere; the Magician would act fast if he had to extinguish the fire she could accidentally cause while frying the fish.

“Are you truly going to taste her cuisine, Mein Herr?” queried Isaak in a low voice as soon the Cardinal was out his sight. He was curious of his Lord’s intentions.

[identity profile] milanbutterfly.livejournal.com 2006-05-10 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
The corners of Caterina's mouth turned down in a slight frown as she surveyed the ingredients. All right, this would not be difficult. Removing her gloves, the Duchess set some oil in the pan and turned the burner on to a random interval. 12. She rather liked that number.

Turning to the fish, she picked up the bag of flour and dropped it down next to it. A white cloud mushroomed out of the bag and covered both Caterina and the surrounding appliances.

Coughing in annoyance, she ran her forearm across her forehead to wipe away the flour and picked up the fish, sticking one peice in a bag the pile of flour on the counter and tossed it into the pan. Then did the same with the other peices of fish until she had finished.

Her attention then focused on the potatos. She didn't bother peeling them, after all, she had never experienced what it was to cook and did not know that potatos were meant to have the skin taken from them.

Instead, she sliced them into rather awkward chunks and tossed them into the boiling oil as well.

As soon as the starch filled items hit the pan, a muffled 'whompf' sounded and the entire pan full of food caught fire.

"Oh dear," She murmured, glancing about for something to smother the rising flames with.

[identity profile] rozenmagician.livejournal.com 2006-05-10 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Isaak did not express aloud his concern of how much the Duchess could burn in the kitchen. The fish was the lesser of the Magician’s worries. He lit a cigar, attempting to relax now Caterina was gone, the smoke always lessened his tensions or so his mother used to tell him tobacco was good for it.

“She was in an easily to influence state, Mein Herr,” informed Kämpfer, tilting his head. “Her health failed, lost in a world she did not know and with all her allies and family drifting away for Lady Salh and possible Sister Blanchett on the future. Particularly your brother, his desertion always hurt her. She was alone.” He exhaled the smoke, concealing his smile with it. “I aided her.”

He knew Cain might realize what he was insinuating. Caterina was like himself when Isaak found him: broken, lost and betrayed. Obviously, the Duchess was not shattered completely but his Lord did not need to be aware of all the details. It would appeal his small empathy.

Looking up, he sniffed the air. There was far too much smoke to come from its cigar. His eyes widened. The kitchen!

“Excuse me for a moment, my Lord. It seems Eisendame has set up on fire more than the meal.”

[identity profile] milanbutterfly.livejournal.com 2006-05-10 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Caterina had grabbed the oil and tossed it on the fire which only fed the flames. Then put on her monocle and looked at the bottle. Well that was a mistake.

Lips turning down in a frown, she took a step back and attempted to assess the situation, then noticed the magician and his project master entering.

"Ah, good. You are just in time, the flames were getting out of hand," And gave an imperious nod as though to allow them to put out the burning wall of fire.

[identity profile] rozenmagician.livejournal.com 2006-05-10 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
At his comment, Isaak brushed his hair as if Cain were some just patronized child. They used to have more physical contact before they created the Order but then his Lord needed it more. He felt some rare moment of empathy when Cain was in a depressive mood.

“Do you wish me to tell you a story when you bathe? Like I used to, my Lord?” offered Isaak with a solicitous voice. Then distanced when he followed Cain to the kitchen, expression disgruntled to notice Caterina had tried to fight the fire with oil. He snapped his fingers and made his shadows extinguish the flames in a blink.

“Are you hurt, Eisendame?”

[identity profile] milanbutterfly.livejournal.com 2006-05-15 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Caterina inclined her head, smiling at Cain, "I am glad you enjoyed it, Mein Herr. Your compliments and company were quite refreshing." Then cleared his place and did the same for Isaak, accidentily brushing her knee against his thigh as she did so.

Having collected everything, Caterina moved to the kitchen, depositing the dishes in the sink.

[identity profile] rozenmagician.livejournal.com 2006-05-15 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Isaak was a bit startled at Caterina’s accidental brushing. He coughed and stood, taking the dishes himself. “Allow me, Eisendame. You and Mein Herr could converse alone.” Without his Lord missing his limbs over her clothes.

He inclined his head and took the plates to the kitchen where he washed them while surveying the damage the fire had done to the room. He would need to find a new pair of curtains and paint over the stained wall.

[identity profile] milanbutterfly.livejournal.com 2006-05-16 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
"If you like, Mein Herr, that might be more comfortable," Caterina replied and waited for him to rise and lead the way. "I do apologize for not also baking a dessert, I imagine you would have enjoyed some spiced tea or coffee with something."

[identity profile] milanbutterfly.livejournal.com 2006-05-16 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Caterina continued to carry herself with a noble carriage, sitting gracefully on the sofa next to Cain's chair.

"Your consideration is appreciated, I must admit, this is the first time I have been on the cooking end of a kitchen." And smiled softly at him.

[identity profile] milanbutterfly.livejournal.com 2006-05-17 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Caterina covered her mouth politely as she laughed in mirth at Cain's description. "Than I do not feel so badly about my culinary failures."

And inclined her head, demeanor going serious, "I think you know how I can contribute, Mein Herr. I am the head of the AX organization, my brother is the Pope, there is nothing in the Vatican that goes on out of my range of knowledge."

Then, the icing on the cake, "And of course, it is my word that controls the actions of your brother, Father Nightroad."