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Current Location: Misery Square

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When; April 18, evening
Rating; PG-13
Characters; Ikki

so_very_greedy
Summary; Greed and Ikki have a gentlemanly dispute over an extreme difference of opinion.
Log;

Greed was already waiting by the fountain when Ikki arrived.

"Oi, AT bastard. You want a piece of this?"

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The blow went straight to his head, and Ikki fell backwards, head hitting the pavement for a double blow.

He rubbed his head, eyes seeing stars, was his nose bleeding? His nose was bleeding. Ikki quickly got back on his feet, and wiped the blood roughly with his sleeve. He wobbled a bit, his skull was strong...but not that strong, he'd have to admit that he was a bit dizzy at the moment.

Ikki glared a bit, "What the fuck was that?!"

"My Ulimate Shield," he said, landing a few scant feet from Ikki's position, "It's one of my little secrets...Well, not so secret now, I guess."

The arm returned to normal as he cracked his knuckles.

"I can also crush solid marble with these hands. Homunculi strength dwarfs a humans. I don't care how much one trains, he can't match the raw strength of us."

The boy stared, dumbfounded. The expression soon turned into a crazy grin.

Okay, so this place wasn't so boring anymore. He actually had something he could learn here. What the fuck, an ultimate shield? That's a lame name, but it was still extremely interesting. Were there more people like Greed here? Could they help him beat up Mikan-nee? If they got ATs they'd be unstoppable! Sweet. Unless they were like fucking Black-eyes. He was fucking strong too. And stupid.

He sniffed, only half-interested now, "I can think of one person who could probably match up your strength easy. But he's fucking stupid. Still that's pretty cool, but still doesn't beat ATs."

"Yeah, but there's another advantage, kid. It would ya' just apologized to me. I can do something else you can't."

This kid was good. Damned good, at least for a human. Wrath was the only person to last give him this kind of trouble. At least he could land a hit on this one. Wrath was an untouchable monster.

"I don't need rest. Or sleep. Or food. Or get muscle fatigue. Sooner or later, you have to recharge. Apologize! Apologize and MAYBE I'll make you my disciple!"

Ikki glared at the homunculus and stuck up his middle finger for good measure.

"I'll NEVER apologize to you! What the fuck did I do to you anyway?!"

"YOU CALLED ME AN OLD GEEZER AND A PEDOPHILE!"

"WELL YOU FUCKING ARE AN OLD GEEZER AND A PEDOPHILE! I'M NOT LYING, FACE THE FACTS!"

Greed stomped forward in an instant, putting his forehead against Ikki's and trying to intimidate him.

"PEDOPHILES ONLY LIKE KIDS! THAT'S SICK! I LIKE PEOPLE WHO ARE PRETTY! IT'S DIFFERENT, YOU SHIT! AND I'M 300 YEARS YOUNG!"

Ikki pushed back with his head, screaming at the top of his lungs.

"IT'S THE SAME FUCKING THING YOU FUCKING OLD GEEZER! EVERYBODY'S FUCKING KIDS COMPARED TO YOU! AND THAT'S 300 YEARS OLD! OLDOLDOLDOLDOLDOLD!"

"DON'T HOLD ME TO YOUR HUMAN LAWS, STUPID HOMO SAPIEN! YOU'D DROP DEAD IF YOU KNEW HOW MANY CHICKS I'D BEEN WITH!"

"TOO BAD, STUPID HUMUCULUS THING! YOU'RE DEALING WITH ONE. NUMBERS WON'T MAKE ME DROP DEAD!"

"THEY WILL WHEN I COUNT OFF THE PUNCHES I SMASH YOUR TINY SKULL WITH!"

"IT'S NOT THAT TINY, AND MY SKULL'S HANDLED WORSE! DEAL WITH THE GORILLA BITCH, KTHX!"

"...I really wanna' meet this broad. Are you sure she ain't here? At least have a pic of her?"

"I'm sure she's not here, if gorilla face was here, I wouldn't be alive. I don't have a pic of her on me. If I had that, I wouldn't be alive too. The picture would curse me into oblivion. I can probably find a picture of her for you though, if you want?"

"...I suppose that could dissuade me from wanting to smash your face in. Is she hot?"

"...not to me."

"...Why? She your sister?"

"Somewhat. Not blood-related ~~thankgod~~. I just live with her, but not anymore. Don't want to be in the same house as a gorilla-lady."

"It's that bad? What does she do?"

"Tons of stupid shit. She beats me up daily, acts like a fucking gorilla, looks like one too, eats noodles, treats me as her fucking slave. Stupid shit."

With that he stuffs his hands in his pockets. He didn't really want to think about Mikan-nee at the moment. She had taught him tons of useless stuff but dangit, just the thought of her annoyed him. Worst. Sister. Ever.

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