XANADU OPERA TIME | ALL INVITED

[shall_yield_us]

WHEN: Jan. 15 | the Xanadu gardens.
CHARACTERS: Everyone.
SUMMARY: we interrupt your regular Xanadu viewing for the following special reminder: ...the visit ain't over til the bloody plant sings.

That's right: our green belle been giving rather obnoxious titillating performances in Xanadu, to what can only be the... enjoyment... of certain Citizens. Adding injury to insult, it's quite possible that a couple of residents have also captured the plant's tune on film, and now the video's been turned into a network viral phenomenon!

But as Citizens surely know, every grand artist needs a doting live audience: come get dibs on more plant footage? Save someone from its evil clutches? Help a poor soul that's got lost in the gardens' great expanse? Get the plant to sign with your talent agency? Embark on a mystical quest to get it to shut up?

Just put your chlorophyll-tinted glasses on, and anything is possible.


[ ooc: Find whatever excuse to throw your character in Xanadu, tag someone new, and all around: GET IN HERE. Just as a note: hearing the plant is definitely optional, so please don't think it's an overwhelming sound that'd keep your character up at night or some such. It's just a log prompt. XD ]

Comments

[a_parting_word]

[ ...all the plant kissy noises, all the time. ]

No, it's... I'm not entirely sure what it wants.


[ Love and devotion. And a diamond ring. ]

[deadly_legacy]

[Plant kissy noises sound a lot like brain sucking noises! ...Not that she would know what either sound like, nor is his brain in his leg...probably.]

Do you need some help?

[a_parting_word]

[ There's something about a woman touching his leg that's a little -

...well.

He coughs to the side. ]

That won't be necessary.

[ Smoooooooooooch. ]

[deadly_legacy]

What do you suppose it's doing? [She gets closer with all her womanness to all of his legness.]

[a_parting_word]

[ Won't someone think of all the compromised virtue??? ]

It's... communicating? I didn't think plants did that.

[deadly_legacy]

Maybe someone in the distance who sees her start to kneel before him. They will probably be thinking of compromise virtue. Not her as much though. One of her curious hand reaches out toward the vine.] Can you understand it?

[a_parting_word]

[ And the vein... reaches out to make kissy noises at Euphie too... oh, young plant love! ]

I don't think I'd like to.

[deadly_legacy]

Oh! [Hand withdrawn.] It...ah...