http://warped-inside.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] warped-inside.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] tampered2008-05-12 12:19 pm

Log; Completed

When; Monday, May 12 (evening)
Rating; PG-13
Characters; Toshiko Sato [livejournal.com profile] warped_inside and Ianto Jones [livejournal.com profile] king_coffee
Summary; Two cursed Torchwood members walk into a bar.
Log;

"You know what I think is great about this, is that it's just actually nice to go out to a place like this and not being chasing Blowfish or bloody arrogant Time Agents."

Tosh's shopping trip had been successful, if one judged from the very tight leather skirt (not a mini, but that slit up the back was just bare inches from scandalous) and the very low-cut blue blouse (she was taking Ianto's suggestion about cleavage seriously). The always-present computer satchel? Nowhere in sight.

[identity profile] king-coffee.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
As always in a shabby tee and jeans, Ianto walked along with Tosh, hands pushed deep into his pockets, slouching all the way. "I know, right? And nobody to nag me that I'm drinking too much."

Okay maybe he drank too much sometimes.

As always, Tosh looked like a stunner, he thought.

[identity profile] king-coffee.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"I always walk home just fine. Except for the fucking stairs. Bastards are out to get me, flying at my face."

He meant it too, stairs and Ianto when he was drunk were arch enemies.

"Hey I said at a gig, right? But yeah open mic if fine with me." Because Ianto could sing just the same, drunk or sober.

[identity profile] king-coffee.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"Knew you would be good to me," Ianto said with a cheeky grin, all teeth and crinkled eyes.

"Oi dude!" Ianto eventually said, waving his hand, and a resigned barman came over for their order.

"I forgot, yeah? But I think it's soon. Got stuff saying so in the flat, someplace."

[identity profile] king-coffee.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh yeah I will, you won't let me forget."

And score! Tosh bought the first round. This would be a good night.

"Yeah I'll just ask 'em," he said, watching as Tosh eyed up the cute guy. "Bet ya a green he's gay."

[identity profile] king-coffee.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Ianto could manage that, a little dancing, especially with Tosh. Or a lot of dancing.

"Yeah, he could..." but Ianto did and his clothes weren't stylish! "I ain't takin' you up on that, I know you can make him. Unless I act like a jealous boyfriend."
Edited 2008-05-12 17:30 (UTC)

[identity profile] king-coffee.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"It'd cut down both our chances I think, so let's leave it. You get any unwanted attention though?" A grin and he cracks his knuckles.

Although Ianto wasn't all that interested in scoring, tonight, he wanted a bit of a drink. And to sing, maybe.

[ooc: Off to do a little bit of housework!]

[identity profile] king-coffee.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey, I gotta look after you girls, yeah?" Which included Gwen kinda. When she was sometimes nice to him.

He nodded and let Tosh go off, deciding that he needed a few more drinks before he went to talk his way to the microphone.

[identity profile] king-coffee.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
If Ianto had known, he would have called Tosh a cheater. And then given her a green anyway, because they never specified, and she would find a way to punish him otherwise.

He'd just finished drinking the pint he had (lost count) and was about to head for the mic, when he heard Tosh's indignant voice.

Even over the noise of the crowd.

He headed straight for her, and upon seeing what had happened, pushed between her and the sleaze. "Hey, back the fuck off."

[identity profile] king-coffee.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
But Ianto understood exactly what the guy was saying, having had some experience with drunken slurring himself. (Although he was a cheerful drunk, so there.)

And he was only a little tipsy himself.

"Watch your fucking mouth!" He squared up to the the guy, firmly planting himself between the man and Tosh, showing that yes, he was serious.

[identity profile] king-coffee.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Ianto had been in one or two bar fights. Okay maybe a couple more than that.

And he always found that the best way to fight? Was to be unpredictable.

So, instead of ducking out of the way of the wide swing - predictable! - he lurched forward, smacking his shoulder against the idiot's so he could unbalance him, use the man's weight against himself and chuck him into a table.

Hell yeah.

[identity profile] king-coffee.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"Aw Tosh you rock," Ianto said with a huge grin, and turned back just in time to receive a blow to his stomach.

Oh like hell he was going to stand for that.

Lucky for Ianto, - he wasn't going to admit it hurt a little - the guy had been to wasted for it to be anything serious, but it still knocked him off his balance for a second or two, in which time he grabbed the drunkard's arm and tried to drag him down.

[identity profile] king-coffee.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Ianto's laughing in short gasps - a little winded, yeah? - but laughing all the same.

The guy's on the floor, groaning, and for Ianto that's enough. He's not going to hit a man while he was down, that would be wrong.

Despite that, though, two men grab him and drag him back, one saying "Hey, c'mon now, that's enough!" he doesn't fight against them, though.

[identity profile] king-coffee.livejournal.com 2008-05-12 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
The men holding Ianto have a pretty loose grip as they can tell he's not going at the drunkard anymore.

Bah, his stomach hurt, but he wasn't going to tell Tosh that.

He held up his hands in a passive gesture and he was released. "I'm fine babe, and you?" He raised an eyebrow at the man holding Tosh, a warning gesture that he should let her go.

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