log; OPEN, ONGOING

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When; Monday, May 23rd.
Rating; PG-13?
Characters; ironicool and 4llth3just1c3.
Summary; Tour time! But it's Terezi and Dave so it will most likely devolve into shenanigans.
Log;
[Terezi can finally smell again, so she figures it's time for a tour! She's waiting for Dave at the fountain, sniffing herself compulsively every few seconds. Man, red blood is so delicious, she can't get over it!]

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[Ugggghhh her life. BOYS ARE STUPID. Terezi pulls away from Dave and follows Karkat, reaching out to grab his arm.]

Hey! What are you doing?

[hashrap]

[ sits on the edge of the fountain or wherever (if they're not near the fountain anymore THEY ARE NOW). troll romances are weird. ]

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

[ YEAH NO IDEA HERE EITHER ANYMORE SO LET'S ROLL WITH THAT.

ALSO ROLLING WITH KARKAT ALL HUFFY AND GLARING, LIKE THAT'S ANYTHING NEW, RIGHT? ]

Leaving you the fuck alone with your human, since that seems to be all the rage right now. Trolls taking their stupid human pets home. Well go on, go head. You want that shitstain, I know.

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[Sometimes she gets so fed up with his insecurities and lack of self-confidence. She lets out a huff, moving to stand in front of him and placing her hands on his shoulders.]

Stop it, Karkat. You are being ridiculous.

[She leans forward to whisper in his ear.]

We discussed this, didn't we? Why are you so freaked out?

[hashrap]

[ watches.

look at this witty and lengthy comment. ]

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

[ he turns his head away, not wanting or needing to look her in the eyes. There's no need to, is there? ]

Because he's fucking right there and his arms all over you to purposefully get me riled up! You mean to say that you didn't notice that?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING ANYMORE DEAL WITH IT

[4llth3just1c3.livejournal.com]

[Man she is going to drub Dave in like five seconds. LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID. She lets out an annoyed noise and doesn't bother whispering this time.]

Of course I noticed it! You two are both idiots with giant fake egos! And he isn't my matesprit, is he?

[hashrap]

[ GIANT FAKE EGO MY ASS. leans back onto his hands; he ain't even bothered. matesprits? like he and terezi we're ever going to be anything like that. the ego thing stings a little, but he doesn't let it linger for too long. after all, he's dave fucking strider. ]

YOU MEAN DEAL WWITH IT

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

[ he looks back at Dave with a sneer and then down to Terezi, expression looking a bit ashamed. Karkat quickly covers this up and just gives a snort. ]

What fucking ever.

[ but it still felt good to hear it. ]

YEAH THAT

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[She grins and pulls away, grabbing his hand to drag him back towards Dave. Don't be an asshole again, bro. SHE IS GIVING YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT HERE.]

Soooo, you still wanna see that carousel, coolkid?

[hashrap]

[ WHIPCRACK, KARKAT. FEARLESS LEADER? SURE. S U R E. in his goddamn fuckgrub dreams. ] Sure. No problems here.

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

[ DAVE, DO YOU WANT YOUR ASS TO BECOME CLOSE AND PERSONAL FRIENDS WITH THIS SICKLE?

anyway, Karkat is looking very put out by all of this and just keeps his mouth shut. it's a good step. ]

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[It is! And look at how thrilled the two of them are making her.]

Good!

[She links her free arm with Dave's and sets off towards the other size of the square. ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY.]

[hashrap]

[ UGH, totally weird. but he'll bite his tongue, because he's catty, not an asshole.

"Hey Dave, what did you do today? Oh, nothing much, I just went on a date with a blind alien girl and her douchebag boyfriend." ]

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

[ play your cards right, Dave, and you could be the other boyfriend here! wouldn't that be great?

and yeah, Karkat is only doing this for Terezi at this point. GRUMP GRUMP. ]

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[Wow this is... Really awkward. She sighs, dropping Karkat's hand and untangling her arm from Dave's.]

You are both so lame!

[hashrap]

I'm tolerating.

[trollsbackwards.livejournal.com]

And I am too. Well look at that. We're both being fucking tolerant to cater to your needs, Terezi. You should feel oh so blessed.

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I am so honored. I think I am getting a case of the vapors!

[She places the back of her hand against her forehead and sighs dreamily.]

Oh, whatever shall I do?