awkwards: (i just can't leave them alone)
Alisha Bailey ([personal profile] awkwards) wrote in [community profile] tampered2012-03-24 04:56 pm

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When; saturday 24 march, afternoon.
Rating; pg-13 if you ignore the cursing and attempts at killing curtis.
Characters; curtis donovan ([personal profile] mrbackwards) and alisha bailey ([personal profile] awkwards)
Summary; alisha notices some of her clothes are missing. and curtis has some explaining to do.
Log;

[ alisha doesn’t have much in the city. her first months here were hindered by her rather unfortunate ability to bring forth the horniness of anyone, which discouraged her when it came to shopping and existing outside of her flat. but post-return, with her rather literal take on “walk a mile in someone else’s shoes” power, she’s been able to splurge⎯

⎯as in, she has a few nice dresses, shirts, jackets and pants that she likes to recycle when it comes to wearing things more than once. and so, it’s when she’s looking for one of her really nice shirts that she notices that it’s missing.

she comes out of her room, searching for simon and curtis, when she bumps into the latter.
]

Has Nathan been in my room again?

[ the prick’s got another thing coming if he thinks he can break into their nathan-proofed flat and steal something of hers! ]

mrbackwards: (⇨ what i was rocking like a year ago.)

[personal profile] mrbackwards 2012-03-24 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Curtis just happened to be in the kitchen, and is just finishing downing his water when she approaches him. His brows go up.

Then he remembers some of her things might be missing.

Which is a massive 'Oh shit'.

But he's Curtis. He can totally play this cool and see what she knows. ]


Prick ain't been here. I ain't been around very much, though. Why, what's up?

[ Don't notice your clothes missing. Don't notice your clothes missing. Don't notice your clothes missing. ]
mrbackwards: (⇨ so i'm sitting on the couch.)

[personal profile] mrbackwards 2012-03-25 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ He chews at his lip before sitting across from her. His eyes flicker down to the table before lifting to meet her gaze.

She noticed her clothes missing. ]


What is it you're missing? [ Curtis is an angel, okay. His motive was to help. ]
mrbackwards: (⇨ this bitch tells me | alisha.)

[personal profile] mrbackwards 2012-03-25 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ In case you haven't noticed, Alisha, nobody will fit into Curtis's clothes but Curtis :| ]

Oh, uh... yeah. Wasn't Nathan. [ Excuse him while he gives a light cough to interrupt that statement and head in the direction of the kitchen in hopes of finding a beer. ]
mrbackwards: (⇨ what i was rocking like a year ago.)

[personal profile] mrbackwards 2012-03-25 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh shit you figured it out /hides ]

Means... Nathan didn't take your clothes.

,small>[ Curtis is secretly the biggest prick ever. See, he's really the Cloverfield Monster, then he has his Curtis alias, then he's just the biggest prick ever.

He takes a swig of his beer and clears his throat. God, he does not want to do this. ]

There was this girl who arrived yesterday.. she landed in the fountain.
mrbackwards: (⇨ that's my commandment.)

X( /quits

[personal profile] mrbackwards 2012-03-25 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's tough being Curtis. ]

I... she was soaked and didn't have shit. It's not like I could give her mine. [ His lips are pursed and that beer is suddenly so delicious he's going to down it instead of trying to explain himself. ]
mrbackwards: (⇨ nobody gave a fuck.)

no alisha can't do that X(

[personal profile] mrbackwards 2012-03-25 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
First off, no I don't, second off, she's your size. [ Yeah, that's right, Alisha. You're small and girly, so your clothes went first. ]

She really didn't have nothing. Was grateful, said to thank you and everything.
mrbackwards: (⇨ keep on running.)

she doesn't know she's stuck in a timeloop WHAT DO oh yeah nothing 8|

[personal profile] mrbackwards 2012-03-25 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
She landed in a fountain! She didn't have anyone from where she was from to help her out, I just brought her clothes and helped her find a flat!

[ Defensive, yes he is, but he does feel bad. He knew Alisha wouldn't react so kindly to this, but he knew she had every reason not to. He should have probably definitely asked her at least, but it was in the moment, and Curtis has never been one to think things through.

At least not until he has to face the consequences. Hey, rewind-power, where you at? :| ]


I'm going to make it up to you, yeah? I'll find you new clothes or something. How's that work? Where you get them and shit.

[ ... ]

You want some of my clothes?
mrbackwards: (⇨ lost in thought.)

(troll)

[personal profile] mrbackwards 2012-03-25 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ But she was a pretty damsel and she needed help! ]

She was confused... like I was. She didn't know what was going on, so I helped her. Helping someone's a bad thing now?

[ He rubs at the back of his neck and sighs. ]

I'm sorry. You want me to take you shopping or something?
mrbackwards: (⇨ i see myself.)

(cozy)

[personal profile] mrbackwards 2012-03-25 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yes, dear? ]

Then what do you want? [ Because he seriously does not want her staying mad at him. ] We got community service because we were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Got caught.
mrbackwards: (⇨ looking through you.)

(evil_grin)

[personal profile] mrbackwards 2012-03-25 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ Actually, girls have a history of dying in relationships, mmkay? You, Nikki... ]

You always did stupid shit. I fucked up once and lost everything! [ Yes. This is about him. ]

And I'm apologizing and trying to make it up to you. Let me do that at least.
mrbackwards: (⇨ you don't know me.)

(sex emote) it exists.

[personal profile] mrbackwards 2012-03-25 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ Clearly Curtis is the cursed one sob his life he always fuck up sob sob sob /wallows in self-pity ]

I didn't say I was an angel, I'm just saying I really didn't belong there.
mrbackwards: (⇨ in my realm.)

/rolls after

[personal profile] mrbackwards 2012-03-25 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Can I make this up to you or not? [ You make his life. So hard. ]
mrbackwards: (⇨ i see myself.)

/assists in attack

[personal profile] mrbackwards 2012-03-25 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ He just did, girlfriend.

He frowns. He'll try not to. And he probably won't because he doesn't think most people land in the fountain. But still. ]


All right.

[ AHAHAHAHA he's not telling :| ]

Just some girl.

noo! /saves 8|

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that is so. dark.

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u mad?

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good girl B)

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kinky.

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rawr baby

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yes miss cockmonster~

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nm miss rapist

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OH MY THAT SOUNDS DURTYYY

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THATS NOT ALLOWED GET OUT

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/DRAAAGS BACK

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/SWOONS

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OH MY~

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/LIKES IT ROUGH

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COCKMONSTER X(

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pics or it didn't happen.

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if i'm paying i want a video

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but i can make it rain

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wanna bet?!

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..... are you pregnant?

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[headwall]

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/flops on

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/cuddles

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/flails.

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fffft /asian emote what

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/yao ming emote. what do?

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dat ain't right

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you cheated :|

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pay me.

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i want my monopoly moolah

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/falls over bc its BIG

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pft. i see it allll.

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HOBBIT =/= NINJA

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whoa back up gurl

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hrrm is a pun intended?

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/zombifies our love

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it is~

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damn straight.

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[curtis]

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because you can't see me B)

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don't go down on me.

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oh baby.

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/forever alone

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