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[awkwards]

When; saturday 24 march, afternoon.
Rating; pg-13 if you ignore the cursing and attempts at killing curtis.
Characters; curtis donovan (mrbackwards) and alisha bailey (awkwards)
Summary; alisha notices some of her clothes are missing. and curtis has some explaining to do.
Log;

[ alisha doesn’t have much in the city. her first months here were hindered by her rather unfortunate ability to bring forth the horniness of anyone, which discouraged her when it came to shopping and existing outside of her flat. but post-return, with her rather literal take on “walk a mile in someone else’s shoes” power, she’s been able to splurge⎯

⎯as in, she has a few nice dresses, shirts, jackets and pants that she likes to recycle when it comes to wearing things more than once. and so, it’s when she’s looking for one of her really nice shirts that she notices that it’s missing.

she comes out of her room, searching for simon and curtis, when she bumps into the latter. ]

Has Nathan been in my room again?

[ the prick’s got another thing coming if he thinks he can break into their nathan-proofed flat and steal something of hers! ]

Comments

sup mr backwards

[awkwards]

[ she glares. if he comes closer, she'll kick him near the knee. ]

You're such a prick. I don't smell like shit anymore!

nm miss rapist

[mrbackwards]

[ He's trying to hide his smile. ]

You're the one saying you don't smell like a girl!

WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A TALK ABOUT THAT!

[awkwards]

[ come closer curtis ... ]

I do! Fuck you! You're not making this any better, saying I smell like shit.

[ but why is she sort of laughing? fuck you curtis and your very long legs and torso. first, you give away her clothes and then act really sorry about it. and then second, you say she doesn't smell like a girl. big asshole right there. ]

OH MY THAT SOUNDS DURTYYY

[mrbackwards]

[ No thanks. ]

Fuck you, too, all I'm doing is agreeing with you.

[ Asshole, maybe, but he's laughing a little with her. ] You smell all right, I guess.

I'M TRYING TO BE SERIOUS HERE X(

[awkwards]

Uh uh. No way. You take my clothes and you guess I smell all right?

[ nope. she's going to guilt him into doing so much shit with this excuse. this is how he can make it up to her! ]

THATS NOT ALLOWED GET OUT

[mrbackwards]

Yeah. I guess. [ He gives a once-over and shrugs. Maybe he'll start ass-kissing soon. Maybe. ]

/LEAVES. /KICKS SHINS.

[awkwards]

[ definitely. ]

You're going to get a slap, you know. I can do that now. [ she grins. she doesn't need to hide behind kelly anymore ... except she totally does. ]

/DRAAAGS BACK

[mrbackwards]

Can only slap me if you can reach my face. [ Yes, he's calling her a hobbit again.

Everyone needs to hide behind Kelly. Curtis just can't because he's a giant and needs to carry the heavy weapons up front. ]

/PULLS HAIR ......... oh wait can't reach :(

[awkwards]

[ she rolls her eyes. ] I'll just kick you in the shins instead! You don't need those, do you?

[ mumble: ] Prick.

/TRANSFORMS INTO MELISSA FOR YOU

[mrbackwards]

Gotta be able to catch me.

[ He folds his arms over his chest. ]

/MESMERISED

[awkwards]

[ she arches an eyebrow. ]

You really think you're that fast?

[ ... nevermind that, hey, he kind of is. he's been out of running, hasn't he? ]

/SWOONS

[mrbackwards]

I'm that running guy, yeah?

[ Hello massive ego. ]

/CATCHES

[awkwards]

Yeah, that guy who runs to the fountain to greet people. You've already got a reputation.

[ btw, massive ego, she doesn't forgive you 100%. take that. she grins up at him, from her place at the table. ]

OH MY~

[mrbackwards]

[ He turns the chair across from her to sit backwards in it. ]

Think it's a good one or a bad one? [ Oh, but she will. (evilsmirk) ]

/PUNCHES IN THE HEART WITH LOVE

[awkwards]

Well, looks kind of bad to me. I'm going to have to swap our wardrobes over.

[ the fact is, he's making her look bad. it's not cool! ]

/LIKES IT ROUGH

[mrbackwards]

Nah, I told her you were okay with it.

[ He's.. digging his own grave. ] And you said no to shopping. That ain't my fault.

WHAT A MONKEY SLUT.

[awkwards]

Why would I want to shop with you?

[ she gives him a once over. ]

You have shit taste.

COCKMONSTER X(

[mrbackwards]

[ He looks down at himself. ]

You don't like my wife beaters?

... mr ... impregnantes self?

[awkwards]

Not anymore.

Don't you own any good shirts?

pics or it didn't happen.

[mrbackwards]

Well why not?

.. these are good shirts.

pay me and i'll show you in a creepy alleyway.

[awkwards]

What about those businessy kind of shirts? Those look nice.

if i'm paying i want a video

[mrbackwards]

The fuck I got to dress up for around here?

of shit quality. we don't accept monopoly money.

[awkwards]

It looks nice. You're not listening to me. [ again. 8| ]

How else are you going to make a good impression on those girls you fish out of fountains? [ haha teasing. ]

but i can make it rain

[mrbackwards]

My shirts look nice, too. [ What is this conversation even. ]

I ain't looking for a girlfriend.

[ Grump Mister McGrump Grump :| ]

that isn't a power!

[awkwards]

[ mhmmmmmmmm. ]

Just sayin'. You want to be known as Curtis, the guy who dresses like he's a hobo, or Curtis, the guy who dresses like he actually has fucking taste?

I'm seriously convinced you own nothing else.