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Are they aliens or robots or humanoids or gods?
When; SUPER-BACKDATED to June 18, around Darcy's arrival
Rating; PG
Characters; Darcy and Thor. Thor's roommates can come too.
Summary; Darcy had about . . . exactly 5 problems but Thor ain't one of them. Doubly so now that he's offer her a couch to crash in while she can get "OH GOD I'M IN ANOTHER WORLD" issues out of the way. That and finding a place of her own.
Log;
So it turned out Homeless Guy was not what Darcy thought he was. Apparently he's a real, honest-to-God . . . Viking god. Who knew? Darcy sure didn't.
The fact that she took down the god of lightning with a taser was like ten times more hilarious now. That's like seducing the god of love or something. Which made her wonder how the god of thunder fell out of the sky all hammered, pun totally intended.
It had taken her sure enough nearly an hour to figure out the map, mainly because this city was bondafied fucking bonkers and she had no real landmarks. That and there were riots here and there and, in an effort not trying to be arrested, Darcy was forced to take detours here and there. Major pain in the ass, and it made her wish that maybe she could've asked Thor for maybe an escort. His biceps are like the freaking riot police themselves.
Whatever.
She finally managed to get to Thor's apartment. She's at the door, looking down at the bare floor. She got her taser out, fingering it. Would she need it?
She remembered the size of Thor's biceps again, and realized that nah, she wouldn't have any need for the taser. She hoped that's the case, anyway, as she shoved the taser back into her pocket.
Darcy knocked on the door, hoping it will be Thor who will answer.
Rating; PG
Characters; Darcy and Thor. Thor's roommates can come too.
Summary; Darcy had about . . . exactly 5 problems but Thor ain't one of them. Doubly so now that he's offer her a couch to crash in while she can get "OH GOD I'M IN ANOTHER WORLD" issues out of the way. That and finding a place of her own.
Log;
So it turned out Homeless Guy was not what Darcy thought he was. Apparently he's a real, honest-to-God . . . Viking god. Who knew? Darcy sure didn't.
The fact that she took down the god of lightning with a taser was like ten times more hilarious now. That's like seducing the god of love or something. Which made her wonder how the god of thunder fell out of the sky all hammered, pun totally intended.
It had taken her sure enough nearly an hour to figure out the map, mainly because this city was bondafied fucking bonkers and she had no real landmarks. That and there were riots here and there and, in an effort not trying to be arrested, Darcy was forced to take detours here and there. Major pain in the ass, and it made her wish that maybe she could've asked Thor for maybe an escort. His biceps are like the freaking riot police themselves.
Whatever.
She finally managed to get to Thor's apartment. She's at the door, looking down at the bare floor. She got her taser out, fingering it. Would she need it?
She remembered the size of Thor's biceps again, and realized that nah, she wouldn't have any need for the taser. She hoped that's the case, anyway, as she shoved the taser back into her pocket.
Darcy knocked on the door, hoping it will be Thor who will answer.
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Girls, it just so happens I both a taser and really awesome shoes to deal with a little brotherly tussle.
[ Well, maybe not, but she also has excellent skills in running the hell away.
She gives Loki another smile, just for that compliment. ]
Play nice and I'll be more than tolerable.
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Take your tussle with the silvered tongue in my wake. If he gives trouble -
[ ......his fingers pointedly pinch at air, while Thor does his very best imitation of either a prolonged taser-ish bzzzzzzzzzt, or the dying song of a long lost Asgardian creature. ]
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But says as an aside to Darcy.] I believe his mind has shorted itself out.
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Don't judged, being tased has that effect.
[ Then brightly back at Thor. ]
Have fun on your quest!
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You .. tased him?
[He chuckles and inclines his head at Thor.]
Worry not, I shall take care of her.