Log; Completed.

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When; Friday 3/14 Afternoon
Rating; Hard R
Characters; Ash Williams (housewares_ash), Laura Cadman (bohica_apu)
Summary; Ash bakes. Cadman wisecracks. Sex ensues.
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Ash Williams really like his job at the bakery. He got to be a salesman, work with his hands, and be useful.

And he wasn't half bad at it all, either. He was adjusting to city life... okay. But the prospect of making good friends with a certain fiesty redhead made him smirk. He was crooning a bit of Elvis' "Blue Suede Shoes" to himself as he frosted some cupcakes.

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Cadman grinned, allowed herself an inner victory dance- winner, and still undefeated champion, huzzah!- then got down to the serious business of making out like a pair of teenagers in someone's basement.

She closed the gap between them and brought their lips together, starting the kiss slow; buildup is half of the battle. After a few moments, she pulled away, frowning. Ash was a damn good kisser, but a few more minutes at this angle and the only thing she would feel like kissing was an industrial size bottle of Advil for the crick in her neck. "Hold on a second here."

She pushed herself up to her knees and placed one on either side on his lap, then leaned in again. "Ah, here we go. Much better."

She pressed closer and brought her hand up to the nape of Ash's neck, then raked her nails lightly up his scalp, eventually threading her fingers through the hair at the back of his head. Her other hand rested on his shoulder, fingernails digging in slightly as the kiss grew less playful.

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With such a sly and charming seduction demeanor of 'Give me some sugar', Ash kind of had to be a good kisser. He didn't really have much of a thought process, here. There was a pretty girl and kissing to be had.

He did his best to do much of his touching with his left hand. The right, after all, not only had a tendency to throw women off their game (being metal and all) but the whole fact he couldn't actually feel anything with it meant there wasn't much point to using it. So his right hand was the anchor, resting at the back of Cadman's neck. The left, however, was working its way down Cadman's side as he kissed her.

And hell, he could still taste a little bit of frosting. That was a bonus.

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Cadman pulled back for a moment and rested her forehead against Ash's. She nipped at his lower lip, then smiled against his mouth and said, "You know, you're damn good at this, darlin'."

She dropped a quick kiss on the left corner of his mouth, then pulled away fully. "Think it can still get better, though."

She grabbed the hem of her shirt and pulled it up and over her head, then tossed it of the floor next to the couch. "There, that's a start."

She grabbed Ash's hands- both of 'em, metal too; after all the SGC had thrown at her over the years, a metal hand was small potatos in a field of giant mutant evil potatoes, and besides, ain't no call in asking a man to touch you if you won't touch all of him- and placed them over her breasts. "And that's an even better one."

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"Hell, baby. I should invite girls over for danishes more often," Ash said, not exactly the smoothest operator. But he leaned back in, nipping at her neck with little bites and kisses. Yeah, the right thing to do at that point would've been to take off his own shirt, but he was half hoping she'd do it for him.

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Cadman lightly cuffed Ash on the back of the head. "Less talking about making it with other women while you're making it with me, idiot. I'm not the jealous type, but I gotta draw the line somewhere."

She tilted her head, giving Ash better access to her neck, and toyed with the hem of his shirt, slipping her hands beneath it and raking her nails over the skin of his lower back just hard enough to avoid being ticklish, leaving faint red marks in their wake. "Mmm... you gonna reciprocate, baby mine, or am I gonna have to do it for you?"

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"I'm busy," Ash snarked, nipping a little harder at the soft bit of Cadman's neck.

Yeah, he was still kind of a jackass.

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Cadman moaned at the harder bite, and said breathily, "Bitch, bitch, bitch." Her breath hitched on the last 'bitch' as Ash bit down hard again.

She moved a hand up to Ash's head and tugged firmly at his hair, pulling his mouth away from her neck; she shivered when air hit the moist skin, then kept a firm grip when Ash tried to move back.

"You want me to do the work, you gotta let me do it, babe."

She nipped sharply at Ash's lower lip, then pulled his shirt over his head; when it was off, she moved closer in, pressing their chests together and kissing Ash before he could say something that would probably require laughter or another smack upside the head.

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Ash held her close, giving her just that right amount of tongue in the kiss. He spread his palms against her back, until he reached for her bra.

That definitely had to go.

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Cadman broke the kiss, breathing a bit heavily. "Jesus God baby, but you are a good kisser."

She laughed softly as Ash's hands crept towards the closure of her bra. "You gonna help me get naked, or are you waitin' for an engraved invitation, babe?"

She lowered her head and bit sharply at Ash's collarbone, sucking hard enough to leave a deep purple bruise.

"Will that do, or do I need to be more specific?"

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"Hell, babe, I don't need to be told twice," he said, his own breath short and hot. With all the dexterity he could muster, he unfastened her bra, then slipped his other hand down, sliding between her legs. "But it sure as hell is fun to tease you a bit, first."

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"Follow instructions well, huh?" Cadman slipped her arms out of her bra straps then tossed the bra away. "I like that in a man."

She inhaled sharply as Ash slid his hand between her legs, fists clenching, her nails digging red crescents into the palm of her hand.

"Fuck..." she breathed out.

She let out a shaky breath, then laughed like her sister spent hours teaching her; low and husky, the kind the gets you noticed in a bar. "Long as you can take as much as you dish out, I got no problem with teasin'."

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He slipped his hand away, starting to unbuckle his belt. "You got something to dish out, I'll take it just fine."

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Cadman reached down pushed Ash's hand away. "Let me get that."

She slowly unbuckled the belt, and started to pull it from Ash's belt loops, making sure to brush her hand against him when she could make it look like it might not have been purposeful.

When the belt was finally free, she snapped it once and remarked calmly, "I think I'll keep this at hand. Has all sorts of uses, don't you think?"

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"You kinky bitch," Ash said, smirking. He put his hands at Cadman's waist. "I try not to think too much in these situations."

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Cadman winked and rolled her hips slowly. "Takes one to know one, Ash honey."

She leaned down and kissed Ash again, lightly licking at the seam of his lips before pressing inside. She snaked a hand between their bodies to palm Ash's cock through his pants, using the motion of her hips to help slowly rub him.

Dropping one last kiss on Ash's lips, she pulled away again, then grabbed Ash's hands and brought them up to her breasts. "I think you said somethin' about teasin' me, darlin'. You can start here."

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"I think we're done talking," Ash said, moving not to just kiss Cadman, but lean her onto her back. He was gonna pin her to the couch, unless she fought at all.

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Cadman briefly pressed back against Ash's hands, but subsided after a token resistance. Wouldn't do to give in too easily, but in situations like this, Cadman had no problems with someone else taking the reins.

Once pressed full length to the couch- and Jesus, Ash seemed less... big when she was straddling him; it was easy to forget she was considerably smaller than most of the men she dealt with until something like this happened- Cadman grinned and raised an eyebrow. "It's 'to the victors' and all that now, I suppose. So you've got me... what're you gonna do with me?" She titled her head back and to the side, exposing the long expanse of her throat to him.

She said in a voice slowly becoming huskier, accent thickened with arousal, "I'm all yours for the moment, baby mine. Jus' gotta take it."

A challenge and an invitation, all in one; she wanted Ash, but Laura Cadman never rolled over and showed her belly for long.

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And then, well... things happened. Naughty, graphic things.

We rejoin our two heroes in a state that is quite... post-coital.

"Love to see what you'd do if I offered a steak dineer," Ash joked.

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Cadman laughed and reached a hand up- slowly, because goddamn that had been a workout- to slap Ash gently upside the head. "You sayin' I'm easy, baby mine?"

She grinned. "You'd prob'ly be right, but still ain't nice to say."

On a whim, she leaned up to press a kiss to Ash's cheek, then licked her lips exaggeratedly. "You're all sweaty." Another kiss, this time followed by a small lick, kitten delicate. "I like it. Let's me know I did my job just fine."

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"Did I say that?" Ash said, rubbing his head. "I know better than to say that to a woman's face. Give me some credit, would you?"

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Cadman rolled her eyes and grinned affectionately. "Oh, don't be a baby, Ash. I barely touched you."

She pulled his head down near her mouth and kissed as far back as she could reach, the hair beneath her lips damp with sweat. "There. Kissed it better for you."

Cadman undulated her hips slowly, pressing up against Ash again, skin sliding against skin. "Honey, I give you all the credit in the world. That was amazin'."

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"That's why they call me the king, baby," Ash said, wrapping his arms around her again. "Besides, gotta appreciate that kinda shit while you can."

He bit lightly at her shoulder.

"...Hope Leeloo doesn't kick my ass for doin' this here."

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Cadman laughed softly. "I better stop tellin' you how good you are, or that head a' yours won't be fittin' through anymore doors in the near future."

She obligingly nipped at the side Ash's throat in return, sucking a light mark until she was satisfied it would stay for at least a few days.

"Hopefully not. You could always get the couch cleaned..."

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"Yeah. Maybe she won't even notice," Ash said. "Have to say, kinda like a military girl. All rough and tumble."

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Cadman grinned. "One can hope. I ain't exactly Miss Priss, but I don't need people who I ain't sleepin' with knowin' all about who I am."

She rolled her shoulders and stretched, then sketched a lazy salute. "Damn right. And I ain't just 'military', Ash honey; I'm a Marine." She winked, then grinned slyly. "Oorah, baby."